Romans Chapter 1

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Gen Z Vibe

So Paul, a servant of Jesus, was called to be an apostle, set apart to share the good news, fr.

Original Source

Paul, a servant of Jesus Christ, called {to be} an apostle, separated unto the gospel of God,

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Gen Z Vibe

(Which he promised through his prophets in the sacred writings, no cap.)

Original Source

(Which he had promised afore by his prophets in the holy scriptures,)

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Gen Z Vibe

He’s talking about his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, who came from the fam of David, vibes.

Original Source

Concerning his Son Jesus Christ our Lord, which was made of the seed of David according to the flesh;

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Gen Z Vibe

God literally declared him the Son of God with crazy power, through the spirit of holiness, after he rose from the dead, lit.

Original Source

And declared {to be} the Son of God with power, according to the spirit of holiness, by the resurrection from the dead: {declared: Gr. determined}

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Through him, we receive grace and that apostolic rizz, keeping it 100 with the faith across all nations, for his name.

Original Source

By whom we have received grace and apostleship, for obedience to the faith among all nations, for his name: {for obedience...: or, to the obedience of faith}

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Among those who are also called by Jesus Christ, periodt.

Original Source

Among whom are ye also the called of Jesus Christ:

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To everyone in Rome, beloved by God, called to be saints: Grace and peace from God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ, bet.

Original Source

To all that be in Rome, beloved of God, called {to be} saints: Grace to you and peace from God our Father, and the Lord Jesus Christ.

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First off, I wanna give thanks to my God through Jesus Christ for all of you, 'cause your faith is legendary worldwide.

Original Source

First, I thank my God through Jesus Christ for you all, that your faith is spoken of throughout the whole world.

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Gen Z Vibe

For God is my witness, whom I serve with my spirit in spreading the gospel of his Son, always keeping you in my prayers, no cap.

Original Source

For God is my witness, whom I serve with my spirit in the gospel of his Son, that without ceasing I make mention of you always in my prayers; {with: or, in}

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Gen Z Vibe

Making requests, hoping I can have a blessed visit by God's will to kick it with you.

Original Source

Making request, if by any means now at length I might have a prosperous journey by the will of God to come unto you.

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Gen Z Vibe

I’m totally hyped to see you so I can drop some spiritual vibes on you, helping you get all set up;

Original Source

For I long to see you, that I may impart unto you some spiritual gift, to the end ye may be established;

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Gen Z Vibe

Like, I wanna vibe with you and feel that mutual faith energy, no cap.

Original Source

That is, that I may be comforted together with you by the mutual faith both of you and me. {with: or, in}

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Gen Z Vibe

Just so you know, fam, I’ve been trying to pull up on you for a minute, but it didn’t happen, so I could vibe with you too, like I do with other peeps.

Original Source

Now I would not have you ignorant, brethren, that oftentimes I purposed to come unto you, (but was let hitherto,) that I might have some fruit among you also, even as among other Gentiles. {among: or, in}

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I owe it to both the Greeks and the Barbarians; to the wise and the not-so-wise, for real.

Original Source

I am debtor both to the Greeks, and to the Barbarians; both to the wise, and to the unwise.

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So, I’m all in, ready to pop off and share the gospel with you in Rome too.

Original Source

So, as much as in me is, I am ready to preach the gospel to you that are at Rome also.

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I ain't ashamed of the gospel of Christ, 'cause it’s the ultimate power of God for saving everyone who believes; first the Jews, then the Greeks, periodt.

Original Source

For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, God’s righteousness is revealed from faith to faith; it’s written, the just will live by faith, no cap.

Original Source

For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.

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The wrath of God is lit, revealed from heaven against all the sus stuff and unrighteousness of people who ignore the truth.

Original Source

For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;

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What’s known about God is all up in them; God made it clear to them, fr.

Original Source

Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed {it} unto them. {in them: or, to them}

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The invisible vibes of Him from the creation of the world are super obvious, understood through what’s made, even His eternal power and deity; so they got no excuse.

Original Source

For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, {even} his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: {so...: or, that they may be}

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They knew God but didn't give Him props, like, no cap; their thoughts got all twisted, and their hearts went dark, fr.

Original Source

Because that, when they knew God, they glorified {him} not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.

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Thinking they were all wise, they actually turned out to be total fools, periodt.

Original Source

Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,

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They swapped the glory of the uncorruptible God for a fake version, like humans, birds, and other basic stuff.

Original Source

And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.

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Gen Z Vibe

So God was like, "Bet, do you," and let them go wild with their own desires, dishonoring their bodies.

Original Source

Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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Gen Z Vibe

They flipped the truth into a lie and chose to vibe with creation over the Creator, who’s always blessed.

Original Source

Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. {more: or, rather}

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Gen Z Vibe

Because of this, God let them vibe with some sus passions; even the women switched up what’s natural.

Original Source

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:

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Gen Z Vibe

And the guys too, totally left the natural vibe and got all heated with each other, doing stuff that was just wrong.

Original Source

And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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Gen Z Vibe

Since they didn’t wanna keep God in their minds, He let them get lost in a messed-up mindset, doing things that were just not it.

Original Source

And even as they did not like to retain God in {their} knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; {to retain: or, to acknowledge} {a reprobate...: or, a mind void of judgment or, an unapproving mind}

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Gen Z Vibe

They were filled with all kinds of bad vibes: fornication, wickedness, envy, and just straight-up malice, slinging whispers.

Original Source

Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,

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They were backbiters, haters of God, acting all proud, flexing evil ideas, and straight-up disobeying their parents, savage.

Original Source

Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,

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Gen Z Vibe

No cap, these peeps are wildin'—no understanding, breaking promises, no love, and straight-up unchill.

Original Source

Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: {without natural...: or unsociable}

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They know God’s judgment is real, like, if you do this stuff, you’re asking for trouble, and they don’t just do it, they vibe with others who do.

Original Source

Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. {have...: or, consent with}