Matthew Chapter 8
So he came down from the mountain, and mad crowds were vibing with him.
When he was come down from the mountain, great multitudes followed him.
Then a leper approached, worshipping him, saying, "Yo, Lord, if you want, you can definitely make me clean."
And, behold, there came a leper and worshipped him, saying, Lord, if thou wilt, thou canst make me clean.
Jesus stretched out his hand, touched him, and said, "I got you; be clean." And just like that, his leprosy disappeared, no cap.
And Jesus put forth {his} hand, and touched him, saying, I will; be thou clean. And immediately his leprosy was cleansed.
Jesus was like, "Ayo, keep this on the low; just head out and show yourself to the priest, and drop that offering Moses told you about, for the clout."
And Jesus saith unto him, See thou tell no man; but go thy way, shew thyself to the priest, and offer the gift that Moses commanded, for a testimony unto them.
As Jesus arrived in Capernaum, a centurion came up, begging him for help.
And when Jesus was entered into Capernaum, there came unto him a centurion, beseeching him,
He said, "Lord, my homie’s at home sick, dealing with some serious vibes right now."
And saying, Lord, my servant lieth at home sick of the palsy, grievously tormented.
Jesus was like, "Bet, I’ll come through and heal him."
And Jesus saith unto him, I will come and heal him.
The centurion responded, "Nah, I’m not worthy for you to kick it at my place; just say the word, and my homie will be good."
The centurion answered and said, Lord, I am not worthy that thou shouldest come under my roof: but speak the word only, and my servant shall be healed.
I’m just a dude with authority, got soldiers under me; I tell one, "Go," and he dips; I tell another, "Come," and he rolls up; and to my servant, "Do this," and he does it, fr.
For I am a man under authority, having soldiers under me: and I say to this {man}, Go, and he goeth; and to another, Come, and he cometh; and to my servant, Do this, and he doeth {it}.
Hearing this, Jesus was shook and told his crew following him, "For real, I haven’t seen faith this lit, not even in Israel."
When Jesus heard {it}, he marvelled, and said to them that followed, Verily I say unto you, I have not found so great faith, no, not in Israel.
Ayo, people from the east and west are gonna chill with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob in heaven, no cap.
And I say unto you, That many shall come from the east and west, and shall sit down with Abraham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in the kingdom of heaven.
But the kingdom’s kids will be tossed into the dark, and it’s gonna be all weeping and grinding of teeth, fr.
But the children of the kingdom shall be cast out into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.
Jesus told the centurion, "Do your thing; your faith is on fire, and it’s done." His servant got healed right then and there.
And Jesus said unto the centurion, Go thy way; and as thou hast believed, {so} be it done unto thee. And his servant was healed in the selfsame hour.
When Jesus showed up at Peter's crib, he noticed his mother-in-law was sick with a fever, sus vibes.
And when Jesus was come into Peter's house, he saw his wife's mother laid, and sick of a fever.
He touched her hand, the fever dipped, and she got up to serve them, pop off!
And he touched her hand, and the fever left her: and she arose, and ministered unto them.
When evening rolled around, they brought a bunch of peeps possessed, and he kicked out the bad vibes with just a word, healing everyone.
When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with {his} word, and healed all that were sick:
This was to vibe with what Esaias the prophet said, "He took our struggles and carried our sicknesses."
That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare {our} sicknesses.
Peeping the huge crowds, Jesus told the squad to bounce to the other side.
Now when Jesus saw great multitudes about him, he gave commandment to depart unto the other side.
A scribe came up, like, "Yo, Master, I’m down to follow you wherever you go."
And a certain scribe came, and said unto him, Master, I will follow thee whithersoever thou goest.
Jesus hit him with, "Foxes got dens, birds got nests, but the Son of Man got no spot to crash, periodt."
And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air {have} nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay {his} head.
One of his homies was like, "Yo, Jesus, let me bounce and bury my pops first."
And another of his disciples said unto him, Lord, suffer me first to go and bury my father.
But Jesus hit him with, "Follow me; let the dead deal with their own stuff."
But Jesus said unto him, Follow me; and let the dead bury their dead.
So he hopped on a boat, and his crew rolled with him.
And when he was entered into a ship, his disciples followed him.
Then outta nowhere, a wild storm kicked off, waves all over, and he was just chilling, asleep.
And, behold, there arose a great tempest in the sea, insomuch that the ship was covered with the waves: but he was asleep.
His crew woke him up, saying, "Lord, save us! We’re about to dip!"
And his disciples came to {him}, and awoke him, saying, Lord, save us: we perish.
He was like, "Why y'all so shook? Little faith vibes." Then he stood up and told the wind and sea to chill, and everything went calm.
And he saith unto them, Why are ye fearful, O ye of little faith? Then he arose, and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a great calm.
His homies were shook, saying, "What kind of dude is this that even the wind and sea listen to him?"
But the men marvelled, saying, What manner of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him!
When he reached the other side, two wild dudes possessed by demons came outta the tombs, looking mad fierce, so no one could pass by.
And when he was come to the other side into the country of the Gergesenes, there met him two possessed with devils, coming out of the tombs, exceeding fierce, so that no man might pass by that way.
They were like, "Yo, Jesus, what’s good? You here to mess with us before the time?"
And, behold, they cried out, saying, What have we to do with thee, Jesus, thou Son of God? art thou come hither to torment us before the time?
And there was a whole squad of pigs chilling not too far away.
And there was a good way off from them an herd of many swine feeding.
The demons were like, "Yo, if you kick us out, can we chill with the pigs instead?"
So the devils besought him, saying, If thou cast us out, suffer us to go away into the herd of swine.
Jesus was like, "Bet," and they jumped into the pig squad, which then bolted off a cliff into the ocean and straight-up drowned.
And he said unto them, Go. And when they were come out, they went into the herd of swine: and, behold, the whole herd of swine ran violently down a steep place into the sea, and perished in the waters.
The pig herders freaked out and ran to the city, spilling the tea on everything that went down with the demon-possessed dude.
And they that kept them fled, and went their ways into the city, and told every thing, and what was befallen to the possessed of the devils.
The whole city rolled up to see Jesus, and when they peeped him, they were like, "Nah, you gotta bounce from our hood."
And, behold, the whole city came out to meet Jesus: and when they saw him, they besought {him} that he would depart out of their coasts.