Matthew Chapter 7

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, don’t be judging, or you’ll end up getting judged yourself, fam.

Original Source

Judge not, that ye be not judged.

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Gen Z Vibe

The way you dish out judgment is how you're gonna get it, no cap. Whatever you measure comes right back at you.

Original Source

For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

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Gen Z Vibe

Why you stressing about the little speck in your buddy’s eye while ignoring the huge log in your own?

Original Source

And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

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Gen Z Vibe

How you gonna say to your bro, "Let me help you with that speck," when you've got a beam in your own eye?

Original Source

Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam {is} in thine own eye?

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Gen Z Vibe

Hold up, hypocrite! First, deal with that beam in your eye, then you can help your bro with his speck.

Original Source

Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

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Gen Z Vibe

Don’t toss what’s sacred to the dogs or your pearls to swine; they’ll just stomp on it and come for you.

Original Source

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just ask, and you’ll score what you need; seek, and you’ll discover it; knock, and the door will open, fr.

Original Source

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you:

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Gen Z Vibe

Everyone who asks scores, and if you seek, you’ll discover; knock and that door will swing wide open.

Original Source

For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

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Gen Z Vibe

Which one of you would hand your kid a stone if he asks for bread? That’s real sus.

Original Source

Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?

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Gen Z Vibe

Or if he asks for a fish, would you give him a snake? Nah, that’s not how it goes.

Original Source

Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?

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Gen Z Vibe

If y’all who are kinda sus know how to get your kids good stuff, how much more will your Dad in heaven hook up those who ask?

Original Source

If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children, how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?

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Gen Z Vibe

So basically, treat others how you wanna be treated, 'cause that’s the whole vibe of the law and the prophets.

Original Source

Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

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Gen Z Vibe

Roll through the tight gate, 'cause the wide one leads to chaos, and tons of people are going that way.

Original Source

Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide {is} the gate, and broad {is} the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: {strait: or, narrow}

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Gen Z Vibe

The tight gate and narrow path lead to life, and only a few peeps find it, no cap.

Original Source

Because strait {is} the gate, and narrow {is} the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it. {Because: or, How}

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Gen Z Vibe

Be on the lookout for fake prophets; they come looking all cute but are really savage wolves inside.

Original Source

Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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Gen Z Vibe

You’ll spot them by their vibes. Do folks pick grapes from thorns or figs from thistles?

Original Source

Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

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Gen Z Vibe

Just like every solid tree bears good fruit, a bad tree is gonna drop some trash fruit.

Original Source

Even so every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit.

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Gen Z Vibe

A good tree can’t drop bad fruit, and a bad tree can’t drop good fruit, periodt.

Original Source

A good tree cannot bring forth evil fruit, neither {can} a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit.

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Gen Z Vibe

Every tree that doesn’t bear good fruit gets chopped down and thrown into the fire.

Original Source

Every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.

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Gen Z Vibe

So, you’ll recognize them by their vibes, for real.

Original Source

Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

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Gen Z Vibe

Not everyone who’s like, “Lord, Lord,” is getting into heaven; only those who vibe with my Dad’s will up there.

Original Source

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

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Gen Z Vibe

A lotta folks gonna say, “Lord, Lord, didn’t we prophesy in your name? Cast out demons? Dope stuff?”

Original Source

Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?

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Gen Z Vibe

Then I’ll be like, “I don’t even know you, fam; bounce if you’re out here doing shady stuff.”

Original Source

And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Gen Z Vibe

So, whoever hears my words and actually puts them into action, I’ll call him a wise dude who built his house on a rock:

Original Source

Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:

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Gen Z Vibe

And then the rain came down, floods rolled in, winds blew hard, but that house stood strong ‘cause it was built on a rock.

Original Source

And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell not: for it was founded upon a rock.

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Gen Z Vibe

But anyone who hears my words and doesn’t act on them? That’s a foolish dude who built his house on sand:

Original Source

And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

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Gen Z Vibe

And when the rain hit, floods came, and winds blew, that house crashed down, and it was a total fail.

Original Source

And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it.

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Gen Z Vibe

When Jesus finished saying these things, the crowd was shook by his teaching:

Original Source

And it came to pass, when Jesus had ended these sayings, the people were astonished at his doctrine:

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Gen Z Vibe

‘Cause he taught with mad authority, not like those scribes.

Original Source

For he taught them as {one} having authority, and not as the scribes.