Matthew Chapter 24

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus dipped from the temple, and his peeps pulled up to flex on the structures.

Original Source

And Jesus went out, and departed from the temple: and his disciples came to {him} for to shew him the buildings of the temple.

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Gen Z Vibe

So Jesus was like, "Y’all peep this? No cap, not a single stone’s gonna chill here; they’re all getting smashed."

Original Source

And Jesus said unto them, See ye not all these things? verily I say unto you, There shall not be left here one stone upon another, that shall not be thrown down.

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Gen Z Vibe

While he was out vibing on the Mount of Olives, the squad pulled through, asking, "When’s all this gonna happen? What’s the sign of your return and the world’s wrap-up?"

Original Source

And as he sat upon the mount of Olives, the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what {shall be} the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus dropped some wisdom: "Yo, watch out, don’t let anyone fool you."

Original Source

And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you.

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Gen Z Vibe

'Cause a whole squad will show up in my name, acting like they’re legit; they’re gonna pull some serious game on many people.

Original Source

For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many.

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Gen Z Vibe

You’ll hear about wars and all that chaos: don’t sweat it, fam; this stuff’s gotta go down, but the end isn’t here yet.

Original Source

And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all {these things} must come to pass, but the end is not yet.

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Gen Z Vibe

Nations will clash, kingdoms will throw hands: expect famines, sickness, and earthquakes popping off everywhere.

Original Source

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places.

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Gen Z Vibe

All this is just the kickoff of the struggle, fr.

Original Source

All these {are} the beginning of sorrows.

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Gen Z Vibe

They’ll really put you through it, and some will even get taken out; you’ll be hated by all nations just for repping my name.

Original Source

Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then a whole lot will get salty, betray each other, and start throwing shade at one another.

Original Source

And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another.

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Gen Z Vibe

And mad fake prophets are gonna rise up and lowkey mislead a bunch of folks.

Original Source

And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.

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Gen Z Vibe

And 'cause bad vibes gonna be everywhere, a lot of love gonna go cold, no cap.

Original Source

And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold.

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Gen Z Vibe

But whoever sticks it out till the end, that’s the real one who gonna be saved, fr.

Original Source

But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved.

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Gen Z Vibe

And this dope gospel of the kingdom gonna be spread all over the world as a witness to all nations; then the end gonna go down.

Original Source

And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.

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Gen Z Vibe

When you see the sus abomination of desolation, like Daniel said, standing in the holy spot, read and get it, fam.

Original Source

When ye therefore shall see the abomination of desolation, spoken of by Daniel the prophet, stand in the holy place, (whoso readeth, let him understand:)

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Gen Z Vibe

Then let those in Judea bounce to the mountains, no questions asked.

Original Source

Then let them which be in Judaea flee into the mountains:

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Gen Z Vibe

If you chilling on the roof, don’t even think about going down to grab anything from your crib.

Original Source

Let him which is on the housetop not come down to take any thing out of his house:

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Gen Z Vibe

And if you out in the field, don’t turn back to get your drip.

Original Source

Neither let him which is in the field return back to take his clothes.

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Gen Z Vibe

And big yikes to those who are pregnant or nursing during those days!

Original Source

And woe unto them that are with child, and to them that give suck in those days!

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Gen Z Vibe

But for real, pray that your escape ain't in the winter or on the Sabbath day.

Original Source

But pray ye that your flight be not in the winter, neither on the sabbath day:

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, it's gonna be a wild ride, like nothing we've seen since day one, no cap.

Original Source

For then shall be great tribulation, such as was not since the beginning of the world to this time, no, nor ever shall be.

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Gen Z Vibe

Unless those days get cut short, nobody's making it; but for the chosen ones, things will chill a bit.

Original Source

And except those days should be shortened, there should no flesh be saved: but for the elect's sake those days shall be shortened.

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Gen Z Vibe

So if anyone hits you up saying, "Yo, here's Christ," don’t fall for it.

Original Source

Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here {is} Christ, or there; believe {it} not.

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Gen Z Vibe

Fake Christs and prophets are gonna pop off with mad signs and wonders; like, if it were possible, they’d even trip up the chosen ones.

Original Source

For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if {it were} possible, they shall deceive the very elect.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just so you know, I already dropped this knowledge on you.

Original Source

Behold, I have told you before.

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Gen Z Vibe

So if they say, "Yo, he's in the desert," don’t bounce; if they say, "He's in the secret spots," just ghost it.

Original Source

Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, {he is} in the secret chambers; believe {it} not.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just like lightning flashes from the east to the west, that’s how the Son of Man will roll up.

Original Source

For as the lightning cometh out of the east, and shineth even unto the west; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

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Gen Z Vibe

Wherever the dead body is, the eagles gonna gather, no doubt.

Original Source

For wheresoever the carcase is, there will the eagles be gathered together.

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Gen Z Vibe

Right after that struggle, the sun's gonna go dark, the moon won’t shine, and the stars will drop from the sky while the heavens shake.

Original Source

Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:

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Gen Z Vibe

Then you'll see the sign of the Son of Man in the sky, and all the earth's tribes will be sad, 'cause they'll see him coming in the clouds with mad power and glory.

Original Source

And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.

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Gen Z Vibe

God’s gonna send his angels with a lit trumpet blast, gathering the chosen ones from all corners of heaven, fr.

Original Source

And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other. {with...: or, with a trumpet, and a great voice}

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Gen Z Vibe

Peep this vibe with the fig tree; when it’s got fresh leaves, you know summer's about to drop.

Original Source

Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer {is} nigh:

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Gen Z Vibe

Same goes for you; when you see all this stuff going down, know it’s getting close, like right at the door.

Original Source

So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, {even} at the doors. {it: or, he}

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Gen Z Vibe

No cap, I’m telling you, this generation ain’t gonna fade away till all this goes down.

Original Source

Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.

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Gen Z Vibe

Heaven and earth might dip, but my words? They’re goated and here to stay.

Original Source

Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

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Gen Z Vibe

But for that day and hour? No one knows, not even the angels, just my Father, periodt.

Original Source

But of that day and hour knoweth no {man}, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just like back in Noah’s days, the coming of the Son of Man is gonna be wild.

Original Source

But as the days of Noe {were}, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

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Gen Z Vibe

For in the days before the flood, they were just vibing, eating, drinking, and getting hitched, until Noah jumped in the ark.

Original Source

For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark,

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Gen Z Vibe

They had no idea until the flood rolled in and took them all out; same vibe for the coming of the Son of Man.

Original Source

And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then there’ll be two in the field; one gets taken, the other just left hanging.

Original Source

Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

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Gen Z Vibe

Two girls grinding at the mill; one gets taken, the other just chillin'. Savage vibes.

Original Source

Two {women shall be} grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.

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Gen Z Vibe

Stay woke fam: you don’t know when your Lord is gonna roll up.

Original Source

Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come.

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Gen Z Vibe

But peep this: if the homeowner knew when the thief was coming, he’d be on guard and wouldn’t let his crib get wrecked.

Original Source

But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up.

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Gen Z Vibe

So be ready, fam: at a time you totally don’t expect, the Son of Man is coming through.

Original Source

Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.

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Gen Z Vibe

Who’s the real one? A faithful and wise servant, who's been put in charge to feed the crew on time?

Original Source

Who then is a faithful and wise servant, whom his lord hath made ruler over his household, to give them meat in due season?

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Gen Z Vibe

Blessed is that servant who gets caught doing his thing when the boss shows up.

Original Source

Blessed {is} that servant, whom his lord when he cometh shall find so doing.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, I’m telling you, he’ll make that dude ruler over all his stuff.

Original Source

Verily I say unto you, That he shall make him ruler over all his goods.

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Gen Z Vibe

But if that bad servant is like, “My boss is taking forever,”

Original Source

But and if that evil servant shall say in his heart, My lord delayeth his coming;

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Gen Z Vibe

And starts throwing shade at the other servants, partying it up with the wild ones;

Original Source

And shall begin to smite {his} fellowservants, and to eat and drink with the drunken;

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Gen Z Vibe

The boss will show up on a day he’s not ready for, at an hour he’s totally clueless about.

Original Source

The lord of that servant shall come in a day when he looketh not for {him}, and in an hour that he is not aware of,

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Gen Z Vibe

They gonna chop him up and throw him in with the fake peeps: it's gonna be all tears and grinding teeth, no cap.

Original Source

And shall cut him asunder, and appoint {him} his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth. {cut...: or, cut him off}