Mark Chapter 4

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Gen Z Vibe

So he was back at it, teaching by the shore, and a whole crew rolled up; he hopped on a boat and just relaxed in the water while everyone was vibing on the beach.

Original Source

And he began again to teach by the sea side: and there was gathered unto him a great multitude, so that he entered into a ship, and sat in the sea; and the whole multitude was by the sea on the land.

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Gen Z Vibe

He dropped some serious knowledge through parables, schooling them with his lessons, no cap.

Original Source

And he taught them many things by parables, and said unto them in his doctrine,

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Gen Z Vibe

Alright, peep this; a sower went out to scatter some seeds:

Original Source

Hearken; Behold, there went out a sower to sow:

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Gen Z Vibe

While he was tossing them, some seeds fell on the path, and the birds came and snatched them up, straight savage.

Original Source

And it came to pass, as he sowed, some fell by the way side, and the fowls of the air came and devoured it up.

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Gen Z Vibe

Some seeds landed on rocky ground, where the soil was thin; they sprouted quickly, but had no depth, fr.

Original Source

And some fell on stony ground, where it had not much earth; and immediately it sprang up, because it had no depth of earth:

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Gen Z Vibe

But when the sun came out, they got fried; since they had no roots, they just withered away.

Original Source

But when the sun was up, it was scorched; and because it had no root, it withered away.

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Gen Z Vibe

Others fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up and choked them out, so they didn’t produce anything.

Original Source

And some fell among thorns, and the thorns grew up, and choked it, and it yielded no fruit.

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Gen Z Vibe

But some seeds hit good soil, and they were thriving, growing and multiplying; some produced thirty, some sixty, and some a hundred.

Original Source

And other fell on good ground, and did yield fruit that sprang up and increased; and brought forth, some thirty, and some sixty, and some an hundred.

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Gen Z Vibe

He told them, "If you got ears, pay attention and hear this."

Original Source

And he said unto them, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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Gen Z Vibe

When he was chilling solo, the homies and the twelve were like, 'What’s up with this parable?'

Original Source

And when he was alone, they that were about him with the twelve asked of him the parable.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was like, "Yo, you guys got the secret sauce of God’s kingdom, but for the outsiders, it’s just parable vibes."

Original Source

And he said unto them, Unto you it is given to know the mystery of the kingdom of God: but unto them that are without, all {these} things are done in parables:

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Gen Z Vibe

They see but don’t really see, hear but don’t get it; like, if they did, they’d turn it around and get their sins wiped clean, no cap.

Original Source

That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and {their} sins should be forgiven them.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was like, "You don’t get this parable? How you gonna vibe with all the others then?"

Original Source

And he said unto them, Know ye not this parable? and how then will ye know all parables?

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Gen Z Vibe

The sower is out here spreading the word, fr.

Original Source

The sower soweth the word.

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Gen Z Vibe

These peeps are by the roadside, where the word lands; but when they hear it, Satan swoops in and snatches it from their hearts, savage.

Original Source

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then there are those on rocky ground; they hear the word and get hyped about it instantly.

Original Source

And these are they likewise which are sown on stony ground; who, when they have heard the word, immediately receive it with gladness;

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Gen Z Vibe

But they ain’t got roots, so they only last for a minute; when tough times hit because of the word, they bounce out.

Original Source

And have no root in themselves, and so endure but for a time: afterward, when affliction or persecution ariseth for the word's sake, immediately they are offended. {offended: or, stumbled, or, caused to fall into sin}

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Gen Z Vibe

These are the ones among thorns; they catch the word, but it’s sus.

Original Source

And these are they which are sown among thorns; such as hear the word,

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Gen Z Vibe

The world’s worries, the lies of riches, and those cravings choke the word, making it totally unfruitful.

Original Source

And the cares of this world, and the deceitfulness of riches, and the lusts of other things entering in, choke the word, and it becometh unfruitful. {lusts: or, inordinate desires}

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Gen Z Vibe

And these are the ones on good soil; they hear the word, vibe with it, and then pop off bringing fruit—some thirty, some sixty, some a hundred.

Original Source

And these are they which are sown on good ground; such as hear the word, and receive {it}, and bring forth fruit, some thirtyfold, some sixty, and some an hundred.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was like, "Yo, you really gonna hide a candle under a bushel or a bed? Nah, it’s gotta shine on a candlestick, fam."

Original Source

And he said unto them, Is a candle brought to be put under a bushel, or under a bed? and not to be set on a candlestick? {bushel: the word in the original signifieth a less measure}

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Gen Z Vibe

Nothing's kept under wraps that won’t be revealed; secrets always come out eventually.

Original Source

For there is nothing hid, which shall not be manifested; neither was any thing kept secret, but that it should come abroad.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you got ears, listen up, fr.

Original Source

If any man have ears to hear, let him hear.

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Gen Z Vibe

He said, "Pay attention to what you hear: whatever you dish out, it’s coming back to you; those who listen will get even more."

Original Source

And he said unto them, Take heed what ye hear: with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you: and unto you that hear shall more be given.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you got, more will be given; if you don’t, even what you had will be taken away, no cap.

Original Source

For he that hath, to him shall be given: and he that hath not, from him shall be taken even that which he hath.

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Gen Z Vibe

He said, "The kingdom of God is like a dude tossing seeds into the ground."

Original Source

And he said, So is the kingdom of God, as if a man should cast seed into the ground;

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Gen Z Vibe

Then he just chills, sleeps, and wakes up night and day, and the seeds grow without him even knowing how it happens.

Original Source

And should sleep, and rise night and day, and the seed should spring and grow up, he knoweth not how.

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Gen Z Vibe

The earth just does its thing; first the blade pops up, then the ear, and finally the full corn in the ear, lit.

Original Source

For the earth bringeth forth fruit of herself; first the blade, then the ear, after that the full corn in the ear.

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Gen Z Vibe

When the fruit’s ready, he’s quick with the sickle 'cause it’s harvest time, periodt.

Original Source

But when the fruit is brought forth, immediately he putteth in the sickle, because the harvest is come. {brought...: or, ripe}

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Gen Z Vibe

He asked, "What can we compare the kingdom of God to? What’s a good vibe for it?"

Original Source

And he said, Whereunto shall we liken the kingdom of God? or with what comparison shall we compare it?

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Gen Z Vibe

It's like a tiny mustard seed, right? When you plant it, it's the smallest of all seeds, no cap.

Original Source

{It is} like a grain of mustard seed, which, when it is sown in the earth, is less than all the seeds that be in the earth:

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Gen Z Vibe

But once it's planted, it grows wild and becomes bigger than all the herbs, with branches so lit that birds can chill in its shade.

Original Source

But when it is sown, it groweth up, and becometh greater than all herbs, and shooteth out great branches; so that the fowls of the air may lodge under the shadow of it.

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Gen Z Vibe

He dropped mad parables like this, speaking the word to them, 'cause they could vibe with it.

Original Source

And with many such parables spake he the word unto them, as they were able to hear {it}.

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Gen Z Vibe

But he didn’t toss any parables when he was alone with them; he broke it all down for his squad.

Original Source

But without a parable spake he not unto them: and when they were alone, he expounded all things to his disciples.

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Gen Z Vibe

That same day, when evening hit, he was like, "Let's bounce to the other side."

Original Source

And the same day, when the even was come, he saith unto them, Let us pass over unto the other side.

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Gen Z Vibe

After sending the crowd away, they took him just as he was in the boat, and some other little boats followed them.

Original Source

And when they had sent away the multitude, they took him even as he was in the ship. And there were also with him other little ships.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then a huge storm kicked off, and the waves were crashing into the boat, filling it up, fr.

Original Source

And there arose a great storm of wind, and the waves beat into the ship, so that it was now full.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was chilling in the back of the boat, snoozing on a pillow; they woke him up, like, "Yo, Master, you don’t care that we’re about to drown?"

Original Source

And he was in the hinder part of the ship, asleep on a pillow: and they awake him, and say unto him, Master, carest thou not that we perish?

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Gen Z Vibe

He woke up, called out to the wind, and told the sea, "Chill, be still." The wind stopped, and it was all calm, periodt.

Original Source

And he arose, and rebuked the wind, and said unto the sea, Peace, be still. And the wind ceased, and there was a great calm.

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Gen Z Vibe

He asked them, "Why y’all so scared? How come you got no faith?"

Original Source

And they feared exceedingly, and said one to another, What manner of man is this, that even the wind and the sea obey him?

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Gen Z Vibe

They were shook, saying to each other, "What kinda dude is this? Even the wind and sea are like, 'No cap, we listen to him!'"

Original Source