Leviticus Chapter 20
So the Lord hit up Moses and was like,
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
"Ayo, tell the Israelites and all the homies chillin' with them, if anyone sacrifices their kid to Molech, they’re getting kicked out: the locals gotta stone 'em, no cap."
Again, thou shalt say to the children of Israel, Whosoever {he be} of the children of Israel, or of the strangers that sojourn in Israel, that giveth {any} of his seed unto Molech; he shall surely be put to death: the people of the land shall stone him with stones.
"I’m coming for that dude, cutting him off from the squad; he messed with Molech and disrespected my name, fr."
And I will set my face against that man, and will cut him off from among his people; because he hath given of his seed unto Molech, to defile my sanctuary, and to profane my holy name.
"If the locals try to act clueless and don’t do anything when he gives his kid to Molech, that’s hella sus."
And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes from the man, when he giveth of his seed unto Molech, and kill him not:
"Then I’m coming for him and his fam, cutting them off too, and everyone who vibes with him on that Molech stuff."
Then I will set my face against that man, and against his family, and will cut him off, and all that go a whoring after him, to commit whoredom with Molech, from among their people.
"Anyone chasing after those who chat with spirits or wizards, I’m putting my focus on them too, cutting them off from the crew."
And the soul that turneth after such as have familiar spirits, and after wizards, to go a whoring after them, I will even set my face against that soul, and will cut him off from among his people.
"So, get your act together and stay holy, ‘cause I'm the Lord your God, periodt."
Sanctify yourselves therefore, and be ye holy: for I {am} the LORD your God.
"Follow my rules and roll with them: I’m the Lord who sets you apart."
And ye shall keep my statutes, and do them: I {am} the LORD which sanctify you.
"Anyone who disses their mom or dad? They’re getting put down for real; their blood’s on them."
For every one that curseth his father or his mother shall be surely put to death: he hath cursed his father or his mother; his blood {shall be} upon him.
"And if a dude cheats with another dude’s wife, both the cheater and the side piece are getting put down, no cap."
And the man that committeth adultery with {another} man's wife, {even he} that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
If a dude chills with his dad's wife, that’s a major no-no; both are getting kicked out, periodt.
And the man that lieth with his father's wife hath uncovered his father's nakedness: both of them shall surely be put to death; their blood {shall be} upon them.
If a guy hooks up with his daughter-in-law, that’s sus; both are outta here, no cap.
And if a man lie with his daughter in law, both of them shall surely be put to death: they have wrought confusion; their blood {shall be} upon them.
If a dude gets with another dude like he does with a girl, that’s straight-up savage; both are done for, fr.
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood {shall be} upon them.
If a dude marries a girl and her mom, that’s just wicked; they’re getting burned, no wickedness allowed.
And if a man take a wife and her mother, it {is} wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.
If a guy gets with an animal, that’s a hard pass; he’s outta here, and the beast is getting slayed.
And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.
If a girl gets with a beast, both she and the beast are getting the chop; they’re done, no cap.
And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood {shall be} upon them.
If a dude takes his sister and sees her naked, that's a wicked vibe; they’re cut off from the crew, fr.
And if a man shall take his sister, his father's daughter, or his mother's daughter, and see her nakedness, and she see his nakedness; it {is} a wicked thing; and they shall be cut off in the sight of their people: he hath uncovered his sister's nakedness; he shall bear his iniquity.
If a guy gets with a girl while she's on her period, that’s a no-go; both are getting cut off from the squad.
And if a man shall lie with a woman having her sickness, and shall uncover her nakedness; he hath discovered her fountain, and she hath uncovered the fountain of her blood: and both of them shall be cut off from among their people. {discovered: Heb. made naked}
Don’t uncover your mom’s sister or your dad’s sister; that’s too close, they’re bearing their iniquity.
And thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of thy mother's sister, nor of thy father's sister: for he uncovereth his near kin: they shall bear their iniquity. {uncovereth: Heb. hath made naked}
If a dude lies with his uncle's wife, he’s uncovering his uncle’s business; they’re bearing their sin and getting childless.
And if a man shall lie with his uncle's wife, he hath uncovered his uncle's nakedness: they shall bear their sin; they shall die childless.
If a dude takes his bro's wife, that’s sus: he just dissed his bro's vibe; they ain't gonna have kids, no cap.
And if a man shall take his brother's wife, it {is} an unclean thing: he hath uncovered his brother's nakedness; they shall be childless. {an...: Heb. a separation}
So keep all my rules and judgments, fam, and do them: the land I bring you to chill in better not spit you out.
Ye shall therefore keep all my statutes, and all my judgments, and do them: that the land, whither I bring you to dwell therein, spue you not out.
Don't be walking like the nations I kicked out before you: they were wilding out, and I couldn't vibe with that.
And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.
But I said you’ll get their land, and I’m handing it to you to own, a spot that’s all about that milk and honey life: I’m the Lord your God, and I’ve set you apart from the others.
But I have said unto you, Ye shall inherit their land, and I will give it unto you to possess it, a land that floweth with milk and honey: I {am} the LORD your God, which have separated you from {other} people.
So you gotta know the difference between clean and unclean animals, and don’t make your souls nasty with any beast or bird, or anything that creeps on the ground, 'cause I’ve called those unclean.
Ye shall therefore put difference between clean beasts and unclean, and between unclean fowls and clean: and ye shall not make your souls abominable by beast, or by fowl, or by any manner of living thing that creepeth on the ground, which I have separated from you as unclean. {creepeth: or, moveth}
You gotta be holy for me: I’m the Lord and I’m holy, and I’ve separated you from the rest so you can be mine.
And ye shall be holy unto me: for I the LORD {am} holy, and have severed you from {other} people, that ye should be mine.
Anyone with a familiar spirit or who's a wizard? Yeah, they gotta go: stone them for real; their blood’s on them.
A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood {shall be} upon them.