John Chapter 3

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Gen Z Vibe

So there was this guy named Nicodemus from the Pharisees, a total boss among the Jews, no cap.

Original Source

There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews:

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Gen Z Vibe

He came to Jesus at night, like, "Rabbi, we know you’re a teacher sent from God, 'cause no one’s pulling off these miracles unless God’s backing them up."

Original Source

The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus hit him with, "For real, you gotta be born again to peep the kingdom of God."

Original Source

Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. {again: or, from above}

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Gen Z Vibe

Nicodemus was like, "How can an old dude get born again? Can he just slide back into his mom’s womb?"

Original Source

Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born?

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus responded, "No cap, you gotta be born of water and the Spirit to enter the kingdom of God."

Original Source

Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and {of} the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

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Gen Z Vibe

What’s born of the flesh is just flesh; what’s born of the Spirit is straight-up spirit, periodt.

Original Source

That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit.

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Gen Z Vibe

Don’t be confused that I said you gotta be born again.

Original Source

Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. {again: or, from above}

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Gen Z Vibe

The wind moves wherever it wants; you can hear it but can't see where it’s coming from or going; that’s how it is for everyone born of the Spirit.

Original Source

The wind bloweth where it listeth, and thou hearest the sound thereof, but canst not tell whence it cometh, and whither it goeth: so is every one that is born of the Spirit.

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Gen Z Vibe

Nicodemus was like, "How is this even a thing?"

Original Source

Nicodemus answered and said unto him, How can these things be?

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus replied, "You’re a teacher of Israel and don’t get this? That’s kinda sus."

Original Source

Jesus answered and said unto him, Art thou a master of Israel, and knowest not these things?

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, we’re dropping truth here, but y’all just aren’t vibing with our message.

Original Source

Verily, verily, I say unto thee, We speak that we do know, and testify that we have seen; and ye receive not our witness.

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Gen Z Vibe

If I’m talking about earthly stuff and you’re not vibing, how you gonna handle heavenly truths?

Original Source

If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you {of} heavenly things?

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Gen Z Vibe

No one’s been up to heaven except the one who came down from there, the Son of Man, who’s still up there chilling.

Original Source

And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, {even} the Son of man which is in heaven.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just like Moses lifted that serpent in the desert, the Son of Man's gonna be lifted up too, no cap.

Original Source

And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:

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Gen Z Vibe

So anyone who believes in him won’t fade away but will have that eternal life, periodt.

Original Source

That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

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Gen Z Vibe

God loved the world so much that he sent his only Son, so whoever believes in him won’t perish, but will have that forever life.

Original Source

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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Gen Z Vibe

God didn’t send his Son to roast the world; he sent him so the world could get saved, fr.

Original Source

For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

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Gen Z Vibe

Whoever believes in him isn’t getting judged, but if you don’t believe, you’re already sus because you’re not repping the name of God’s only Son.

Original Source

He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

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Gen Z Vibe

Here’s the tea: light came into the world, but people were like, “Nah, we vibe with the darkness,” 'cause their actions were shady.

Original Source

And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil.

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Gen Z Vibe

Everyone doing evil is low-key dodging the light and staying away from it so their actions don’t get exposed.

Original Source

For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. {reproved: or, discovered}

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Gen Z Vibe

But if you keep it 100, you’ll vibe with the light, showing off your good deeds, all God-approved.

Original Source

But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then Jesus and his crew rolled up to Judea, chilling and baptizing.

Original Source

After these things came Jesus and his disciples into the land of Judaea; and there he tarried with them, and baptized.

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Gen Z Vibe

John was out here baptizing in Ænon near Salim 'cause there was mad water, so folks came through to get baptized.

Original Source

And John also was baptizing in Aenon near to Salim, because there was much water there: and they came, and were baptized.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just so you know, John wasn’t locked up yet.

Original Source

For John was not yet cast into prison.

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Gen Z Vibe

A question came up between some of John’s boys and the Jews about cleansing vibes.

Original Source

Then there arose a question between {some} of John's disciples and the Jews about purifying.

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Gen Z Vibe

They approached John, like, "Yo, that dude you were with by the Jordan, the one you hyped? He's baptizing now, and everyone’s rolling to him."

Original Source

And they came unto John, and said unto him, Rabbi, he that was with thee beyond Jordan, to whom thou barest witness, behold, the same baptizeth, and all {men} come to him.

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Gen Z Vibe

John responded, "No cap, a dude can’t get anything unless it’s given from heaven."

Original Source

John answered and said, A man can receive nothing, except it be given him from heaven. {receive: or, take unto himself}

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Gen Z Vibe

You guys know I’ve said, "I’m not the Christ, just the hype man before him."

Original Source

Ye yourselves bear me witness, that I said, I am not the Christ, but that I am sent before him.

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Gen Z Vibe

The dude with the bride is the bridegroom; the friend who hears him is just vibing hard, and my joy is full because of him.

Original Source

He that hath the bride is the bridegroom: but the friend of the bridegroom, which standeth and heareth him, rejoiceth greatly because of the bridegroom's voice: this my joy therefore is fulfilled.

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Gen Z Vibe

He’s gotta shine, while I gotta chill out.

Original Source

He must increase, but I {must} decrease.

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Gen Z Vibe

The dude from above is on top of everything: the earth peeps are just earthly and talking basic, but the one from heaven is straight up goated.

Original Source

He that cometh from above is above all: he that is of the earth is earthly, and speaketh of the earth: he that cometh from heaven is above all.

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Gen Z Vibe

He’s seen and heard some next-level stuff, but no one’s vibing with his testimony.

Original Source

And what he hath seen and heard, that he testifieth; and no man receiveth his testimony.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you’re receiving his testimony, you’re lowkey confirming that God is true, no cap.

Original Source

He that hath received his testimony hath set to his seal that God is true.

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The one God sent is spitting straight fire from God; he doesn’t hold back the Spirit at all.

Original Source

For he whom God hath sent speaketh the words of God: for God giveth not the Spirit by measure {unto him}.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Father’s all about the Son and has given him everything, periodt.

Original Source

The Father loveth the Son, and hath given all things into his hand.

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Gen Z Vibe

Whoever believes in the Son is living that eternal life; but if you’re not vibing with the Son, you’re missing out on life, and God’s wrath is chillin’ on you.

Original Source

He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.