Isaiah Chapter 34
Ayo, all you nations, listen up; everyone on this planet, get ready! The whole world and everything in it needs to catch this.
Come near, ye nations, to hear; and hearken, ye people: let the earth hear, and all that is therein; the world, and all things that come forth of it. {all that...: Heb. the fulness thereof}
The vibes of the Lord are mad heavy on all nations, and His anger is aimed at their crews: straight-up wrecked, they’re getting served for the chop.
For the indignation of the LORD {is} upon all nations, and {his} fury upon all their armies: he hath utterly destroyed them, he hath delivered them to the slaughter.
The fallen ones are about to be thrown out, and their smell is off the charts; the mountains are literally gonna ooze, no cap.
Their slain also shall be cast out, and their stink shall come up out of their carcases, and the mountains shall be melted with their blood.
All the heavenly hosts are gonna fade away, and the skies will roll up like a scroll: they’ll drop like leaves in fall, fr.
And all the host of heaven shall be dissolved, and the heavens shall be rolled together as a scroll: and all their host shall fall down, as the leaf falleth off from the vine, and as a falling {fig} from the fig tree.
My sword's gonna be leaking from the skies: just wait, it’s coming down on Idumea and those cursed folks for judgment.
For my sword shall be bathed in heaven: behold, it shall come down upon Idumea, and upon the people of my curse, to judgment.
The Lord's sword is packed with blood, like a feast; it’s loaded with the blood of lambs and goats and the fat of rams: He’s got a big-time sacrifice happening in Bozrah, and it’s gonna be a serious massacre in Idumea.
The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, {and} with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.
Unicorns are rolling up with them, and the bulls are pulling through too; their land's gonna be drenched in blood, and the dust is gonna be lit with fat.
And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness. {unicorns: or, rhinocerots} {soaked: or, drunken}
It’s the day of the Lord’s payback, the year to settle the scores for Zion’s situation.
For {it is} the day of the LORD'S vengeance, {and} the year of recompences for the controversy of Zion.
The streams are turning into pitch, and the dust is gonna be brimstone; the land’s about to go full-on burning pitch.
And the streams thereof shall be turned into pitch, and the dust thereof into brimstone, and the land thereof shall become burning pitch.
It won’t cool down day or night; the smoke's gonna rise forever: it’ll turn into a wasteland for ages, no one’s passing through, periodt.
It shall not be quenched night nor day; the smoke thereof shall go up for ever: from generation to generation it shall lie waste; none shall pass through it for ever and ever.
But the cormorant and bittern are gonna take over; the owl and raven are moving in: it’s gonna be a total vibe of chaos and emptiness.
But the cormorant and the bittern shall possess it; the owl also and the raven shall dwell in it: and he shall stretch out upon it the line of confusion, and the stones of emptiness. {cormorant: or, pelican}
They’ll try to summon the nobles to the kingdom, but no one’s gonna roll through, and all her leaders are gonna be zero.
They shall call the nobles thereof to the kingdom, but none {shall be} there, and all her princes shall be nothing.
Thorns are gonna sprout in her castles, nettles and brambles in her strongholds: it’ll be a hangout for dragons and a chill zone for owls.
And thorns shall come up in her palaces, nettles and brambles in the fortresses thereof: and it shall be an habitation of dragons, {and} a court for owls. {owls: or, ostriches: Heb. daughters of the owl}
Desert creatures will meet island creatures, and the satyr will call out to his homies; the screech owl’s gonna find a cozy hangout to chill.
The wild beasts of the desert shall also meet with the wild beasts of the island, and the satyr shall cry to his fellow; the screech owl also shall rest there, and find for herself a place of rest. {The wild...desert: Heb. Ziim} {the wild...island: Heb. Ijim} {screech...: or, night monster}
That’s where the great owl's gonna build her nest, lay eggs, hatch them, and chill in the shade: vultures will gather too, each with their partner.
There shall the great owl make her nest, and lay, and hatch, and gather under her shadow: there shall the vultures also be gathered, every one with her mate.
Check the book of the Lord and read: none of these will fail, no one will lack their match: His mouth made it happen, and His spirit brought them together.
Seek ye out of the book of the LORD, and read: no one of these shall fail, none shall want her mate: for my mouth it hath commanded, and his spirit it hath gathered them.
He’s rolled the dice for them, and His hand divided it by line: they’ll own it forever, and from generation to generation, they’ll kick it there.
And he hath cast the lot for them, and his hand hath divided it unto them by line: they shall possess it for ever, from generation to generation shall they dwell therein.