Hosea Chapter 8

1
Gen Z Vibe

So let that trumpet blast, fam. God’s diving in like an eagle on the crib 'cause they broke the commandments, no cap.

Original Source

{Set} the trumpet to thy mouth. {He shall come} as an eagle against the house of the LORD, because they have transgressed my covenant, and trespassed against my law. {thy: Heb. the roof of thy}

2
Gen Z Vibe

Israel's out here like, "Yo, we see you, God."

Original Source

Israel shall cry unto me, My God, we know thee.

3
Gen Z Vibe

Israel ditched the solid vibes; the foes are coming for them, fr.

Original Source

Israel hath cast off {the thing that is} good: the enemy shall pursue him.

4
Gen Z Vibe

Kings are popping up, but not with my say-so: crafted idols from their dough, that’s just sus.

Original Source

They have set up kings, but not by me: they have made princes, and I knew {it} not: of their silver and their gold have they made them idols, that they may be cut off.

5
Gen Z Vibe

Your calf, Samaria, is straight ghosting you; I'm mad about it: how long till they play innocent?

Original Source

Thy calf, O Samaria, hath cast {thee} off; mine anger is kindled against them: how long {will it be} ere they attain to innocency?

6
Gen Z Vibe

That calf ain't even from the Almighty; some dude whipped it up, and it’s about to get wrecked, periodt.

Original Source

For from Israel {was} it also: the workman made it; therefore it {is} not God: but the calf of Samaria shall be broken in pieces.

7
Gen Z Vibe

They sowed the wind, now they’re catching a storm: no growth here, just empty vibes.

Original Source

For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind: it hath no stalk: the bud shall yield no meal: if so be it yield, the strangers shall swallow it up. {stalk: or, standing corn}

8
Gen Z Vibe

Israel's getting chomped down; they’re just chilling with the Gentiles like a busted vessel.

Original Source

Israel is swallowed up: now shall they be among the Gentiles as a vessel wherein {is} no pleasure.

9
Gen Z Vibe

They dipped to Assyria, a solo act out here: Ephraim's out here chasing after love interests.

Original Source

For they are gone up to Assyria, a wild ass alone by himself: Ephraim hath hired lovers. {lovers: Heb. loves}

10
Gen Z Vibe

Even while they’re vibing with the nations, I’ll scoop them up, and they’ll feel the king’s heavy drama.

Original Source

Yea, though they have hired among the nations, now will I gather them, and they shall sorrow a little for the burden of the king of princes. {sorrow: or, begin} {a...: or, in a little while}

11
Gen Z Vibe

Ephraim's stacked altars for sin, so those altars are just bringing him trouble.

Original Source

Because Ephraim hath made many altars to sin, altars shall be unto him to sin.

12
Gen Z Vibe

I dropped some serious law wisdom on him, but they treated it like it was whack, fr.

Original Source

I have written to him the great things of my law, {but} they were counted as a strange thing.

13
Gen Z Vibe

They’re grilling meat for offerings, but God ain't vibing with it; He’ll remember their wrongs and send them back to Egypt.

Original Source

They sacrifice flesh {for} the sacrifices of mine offerings, and eat {it; but} the LORD accepteth them not; now will he remember their iniquity, and visit their sins: they shall return to Egypt. {They sacrifice...: or, In the sacrifices of mine offerings they, etc}

14
Gen Z Vibe

Israel forgot their Creator and built temples; Judah's stacking cities, but I'm about to blaze up their towns and torch their palaces, no cap.

Original Source

For Israel hath forgotten his Maker, and buildeth temples; and Judah hath multiplied fenced cities: but I will send a fire upon his cities, and it shall devour the palaces thereof.