Genesis Chapter 9
So God was like, "Bless up, Noah and your crew; go off, be fruitful, and multiply. Fill the earth, no cap."
And God blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth.
"The animals and the birds are gonna have mad fear of you, fr. They’re totally in your control now."
And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth {upon} the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered.
"Everything that crawls is solid food for you; just like I gave you plants, you got all the vibes."
Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you; even as the green herb have I given you all things.
"But stay away from the blood, that’s sus."
But flesh with the life thereof, {which is} the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.
"I’m gonna hold you accountable for your lives; every beast and every person gonna pay up for life."
And surely your blood of your lives will I require; at the hand of every beast will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the life of man.
"If anyone spills human blood, they’re gonna get the same treatment, 'cause we’re all made in God’s image, periodt."
Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man.
"So you all, go be fruitful, multiply, and fill the earth like it’s lit."
And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the earth, and multiply therein.
Then God spoke to Noah and his crew, saying,
And God spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
"Yo, I’m establishing a covenant with you and your descendants after you."
And I, behold, I establish my covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
"And with every living thing that’s with you, all the birds, livestock, and beasts that came out of the ark; they’re in on this too."
And with every living creature that {is} with you, of the fowl, of the cattle, and of every beast of the earth with you; from all that go out of the ark, to every beast of the earth.
I’m locking in this promise with you; no more floods gonna wipe out everything, no cap.
And I will establish my covenant with you; neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.
So God was like, "Check it, here’s the sign of our agreement, me and you and all living things, for real."
And God said, This {is} the token of the covenant which I make between me and you and every living creature that {is} with you, for perpetual generations:
I’m putting my rainbow in the sky; it’s a reminder of our covenant with the earth.
I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
Whenever I send clouds over the earth, you’ll see the rainbow pop off up there.
And it shall come to pass, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the bow shall be seen in the cloud:
I’ll keep my promise with you and all living beings; no more floods to destroy everything, periodt.
And I will remember my covenant, which {is} between me and you and every living creature of all flesh; and the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh.
The rainbow will chill in the clouds; I’ll see it and remember our eternal promise with all living things on earth.
And the bow shall be in the cloud; and I will look upon it, that I may remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that {is} upon the earth.
God told Noah, "This is the sign of our agreement I made with all living creatures on the planet."
And God said unto Noah, This {is} the token of the covenant, which I have established between me and all flesh that {is} upon the earth.
Noah’s sons who came off the ark were Shem, Ham, and Japheth; Ham’s the father of Canaan.
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham {is} the father of Canaan. {Canaan: Heb. Chenaan}
These are Noah’s three sons, and from them, the whole earth was populated.
These {are} the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
Noah started farming and planted a vineyard; that’s how he rolled.
And Noah began {to be} an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
So he sipped some wine, got tipsy, just chillin' all exposed in his tent.
And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
Ham, Canaan's dad, peeped his father's situation and spilled the tea to his bros outside.
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
Shem and Japheth grabbed a blanket, threw it over their backs, and walked in reverse to keep it low-key; they weren’t tryna look at that.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid {it} upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces {were} backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
Noah woke up from his buzz and realized what his younger son pulled on him.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
He was like, "Cursed be Canaan; he’s gonna be a servant to the fam."
And he said, Cursed {be} Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
Then he blessed Shem's God, saying Canaan's gonna be his servant, no cap.
And he said, Blessed {be} the LORD God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. {his servant: or, servant to them}
God’s gonna expand Japheth, and he’ll vibe with Shem, while Canaan stays a servant.
God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant. {enlarge: or, persuade}
Noah lived 350 years after the flood, just vibing.
And Noah lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
In total, Noah’s days hit 950 years, then he tapped out.
And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.