Genesis Chapter 2
So, the whole universe and the earth were all set, and everything in them was dope.
Thus the heavens and the earth were finished, and all the host of them.
On the seventh day, God finished His work and took a break, no cap.
And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
God blessed that seventh day and made it special 'cause He chilled after all the epic stuff He crafted.
And God blessed the seventh day, and sanctified it: because that in it he had rested from all his work which God created and made. {created...: Heb. created to make}
These are the vibes of the universe and the earth when they were crafted, like when the Lord God was doing His thing.
These {are} the generations of the heavens and of the earth when they were created, in the day that the LORD God made the earth and the heavens,
Every plant was just chilling before it hit the soil, and there was no rain yet 'cause no one was around to work the earth.
And every plant of the field before it was in the earth, and every herb of the field before it grew: for the LORD God had not caused it to rain upon the earth, and {there was} not a man to till the ground.
Then a mist came up from the earth and watered everything, making it all fire.
But there went up a mist from the earth, and watered the whole face of the ground. {there...: or, a mist which went up from, etc.}
The Lord God molded man from the dust and breathed life into him; dude became a whole living being, fr.
And the LORD God formed man {of} the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul. {of the dust...: Heb. dust of the ground}
God set up a garden in Eden and put the man He formed there, just vibing.
And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
Out of the ground, God crafted every tree that looked fresh and was tasty; also, the tree of life and the tree of knowledge, periodt.
And out of the ground made the LORD God to grow every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of life also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
A river flowed out of Eden to water the garden, then it branched off into four lit streams.
And a river went out of Eden to water the garden; and from thence it was parted, and became into four heads.
The first one’s named Pison, and it surrounds the whole land of Havilah, where there’s gold, no cap.
The name of the first {is} Pison: that {is} it which compasseth the whole land of Havilah, where {there is} gold;
The gold there is straight-up fire, plus there’s bdellium and onyx stones, totally lit.
And the gold of that land {is} good: there {is} bdellium and the onyx stone.
The second river is Gihon, which flows around the whole land of Ethiopia.
And the name of the second river {is} Gihon: the same {is} it that compasseth the whole land of Ethiopia. {Ethiopia: Heb. Cush}
The third river is Hiddekel, heading east towards Assyria, and the fourth one’s Euphrates.
And the name of the third river {is} Hiddekel: that {is} it which goeth toward the east of Assyria. And the fourth river {is} Euphrates. {toward...: or, eastward to Assyria}
God took the man and planted him in the garden of Eden to tend to it, making sure it slaps.
And the LORD God took the man, and put him into the garden of Eden to dress it and to keep it. {the man: or, Adam}
God said to the man, “You can munch from any tree in the garden, bet.”
And the LORD God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: {thou...: Heb. eating thou shalt eat}
But about the tree of knowledge of good and evil, don’t eat from it; if you do, you’re gonna die, no cap.
But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die. {thou shalt surely...: Heb. dying thou shalt die}
God said, “It’s not right for man to be solo; I’ll make him a perfect partner.”
And the LORD God said, {It is} not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him. {meet...: Heb. as before him}
God shaped every beast and bird from the ground and brought them to Adam to see what he’d call them; whatever Adam named them was the vibe.
And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought {them} unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that {was} the name thereof. {Adam: or, the man}
Adam named all the cattle, birds, and beasts, but no perfect partner was found for him, kinda sus.
And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him. {gave: Heb. called}
God made Adam fall into a deep sleep, took one of his ribs, and closed up the spot, savage.
And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
With that rib, God crafted a woman and brought her to Adam, rizz on point.
And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man. {made: Heb. builded}
Adam was like, “This is bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she’s called Woman 'cause she came from Man.”
And Adam said, This {is} now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man. {Woman: Heb. Isha} {Man: Heb. Ish}
So, a man will leave his parents and stick with his wife, and they’ll be one whole vibe.
Therefore shall a man leave his father and his mother, and shall cleave unto his wife: and they shall be one flesh.
They were both naked, the man and his wife, and they didn’t feel any shame, just chilling.
And they were both naked, the man and his wife, and were not ashamed.