Genesis Chapter 19
So two angels rolled into Sodom at night while Lot was just hanging at the gate. He peeped them and said, "Yo, what’s good?" and bowed down, no cap.
And there came two angels to Sodom at even; and Lot sat in the gate of Sodom: and Lot seeing {them} rose up to meet them; and he bowed himself with his face toward the ground;
Lot was like, "Ayo, my dudes, swing by my crib and crash for the night. Wash your feet, then you can bounce early." But they were like, "Nah, we’re good out here."
And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night.
Lot was really pushing it, so they finally came in. He threw down a feast, baked some bread, and they were vibing, munching together.
And he pressed upon them greatly; and they turned in unto him, and entered into his house; and he made them a feast, and did bake unleavened bread, and they did eat.
But before they could catch some Z's, the whole city’s crew surrounded the house, young and old, just wildin’ out.
But before they lay down, the men of the city, {even} the men of Sodom, compassed the house round, both old and young, all the people from every quarter:
They shouted at Lot, "Where are those guys who popped by you tonight? Bring them out so we can get to know them better."
And they called unto Lot, and said unto him, Where {are} the men which came in to thee this night? bring them out unto us, that we may know them.
Lot stepped outside, closed the door behind him, keeping it lowkey.
And Lot went out at the door unto them, and shut the door after him,
He said, "Yo, fam, don’t be savage like that."
And said, I pray you, brethren, do not so wickedly.
"I got two daughters who are still pure. Let me send them out to you; do whatever you want with them. Just don’t touch these guys—they’re under my roof."
Behold now, I have two daughters which have not known man; let me, I pray you, bring them out unto you, and do ye to them as {is} good in your eyes: only unto these men do nothing; for therefore came they under the shadow of my roof.
They were like, "Back off! This dude just came to chill, and now he thinks he’s a judge? We’re gonna treat you worse than them." They were pushing up on Lot, ready to break the door down.
And they said, Stand back. And they said {again}, This one {fellow} came in to sojourn, and he will needs be a judge: now will we deal worse with thee, than with them. And they pressed sore upon the man, {even} Lot, and came near to break the door.
But the angels reached out, yanked Lot back inside, and slammed the door shut.
But the men put forth their hand, and pulled Lot into the house to them, and shut to the door.
They totally blinded the dudes at the door, big and small, and they were like, "Where's the door at?!" Sus vibes.
And they smote the men that {were} at the door of the house with blindness, both small and great: so that they wearied themselves to find the door.
The guys told Lot, "Yo, do you have anyone else here? Sons, daughters, fam? Get them outta here!"
And the men said unto Lot, Hast thou here any besides? son in law, and thy sons, and thy daughters, and whatsoever thou hast in the city, bring {them} out of this place:
We're about to bust this place up, 'cause the noise from the peeps is wild, and God sent us to handle it.
For we will destroy this place, because the cry of them is waxen great before the face of the LORD; and the LORD hath sent us to destroy it.
Lot went out and told his sons-in-law, "Yo, we gotta bounce, God’s gonna wipe out this city." But they thought he was just joking, fr.
And Lot went out, and spake unto his sons in law, which married his daughters, and said, Up, get you out of this place; for the LORD will destroy this city. But he seemed as one that mocked unto his sons in law.
When morning rolled around, the angels were like, "Get up, grab your wife and two daughters, or you’ll get caught up in the chaos."
And when the morning arose, then the angels hastened Lot, saying, Arise, take thy wife, and thy two daughters, which are here; lest thou be consumed in the iniquity of the city. {are here: Heb. are found} {iniquity: or, punishment}
While he was stalling, the angels pulled him, his wife, and his daughters, showing mad mercy, and led them outta the city.
And while he lingered, the men laid hold upon his hand, and upon the hand of his wife, and upon the hand of his two daughters; the LORD being merciful unto him: and they brought him forth, and set him without the city.
Once they were outside, Lot was like, "Run for your life! Don’t look back or chill anywhere; hit the mountain, or you’re done for."
And it came to pass, when they had brought them forth abroad, that he said, Escape for thy life; look not behind thee, neither stay thou in all the plain; escape to the mountain, lest thou be consumed.
Lot shot back, "Nah, not like that, my Lord!"
And Lot said unto them, Oh, not so, my Lord:
"Listen, I’ve found favor with you, and you’ve been so merciful in saving my life; I can’t make it to the mountain, or something bad will happen and I’ll be out."
Behold now, thy servant hath found grace in thy sight, and thou hast magnified thy mercy, which thou hast shewed unto me in saving my life; and I cannot escape to the mountain, lest some evil take me, and I die:
"This city is close, and it’s a small one; let me escape there, it’s just a little spot, and I’ll be good."
Behold now, this city {is} near to flee unto, and it {is} a little one: Oh, let me escape thither, ({is} it not a little one?) and my soul shall live.
He was like, "I got you, I won’t wreck this city you’re talking about."
And he said unto him, See, I have accepted thee concerning this thing also, that I will not overthrow this city, for the which thou hast spoken. {thee: Heb. thy face}
"Bounce outta here quick; I can’t do anything until you're safe. That’s why it’s called Zoar."
Haste thee, escape thither; for I cannot do any thing till thou be come thither. Therefore the name of the city was called Zoar. {Zoar: that is, Little}
The sun was up when Lot rolled into Zoar, vibes were high.
The sun was risen upon the earth when Lot entered into Zoar. {risen: Heb. gone forth}
Then the Lord dropped fire and brimstone on Sodom and Gomorrah from heaven; that was savage.
Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
He wiped out those cities and everything around, no cap.
And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.
But his wife looked back and poof, turned into a salt pillar.
But his wife looked back from behind him, and she became a pillar of salt.
Abraham woke up early and went to where he stood before the Lord, fr.
And Abraham gat up early in the morning to the place where he stood before the LORD:
He checked out Sodom and Gomorrah, saw all the smoke rising like a furnace.
And he looked toward Sodom and Gomorrah, and toward all the land of the plain, and beheld, and, lo, the smoke of the country went up as the smoke of a furnace.
When God wrecked those cities, He remembered Abraham and saved Lot from the chaos.
And it came to pass, when God destroyed the cities of the plain, that God remembered Abraham, and sent Lot out of the midst of the overthrow, when he overthrew the cities in the which Lot dwelt.
Lot dipped from Zoar and chilled in the mountains with his two daughters; he was sus about staying in Zoar, so they hit up a cave.
And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters.
The firstborn was like, "Yo, Dad's aging and there’s no guys around for us, fr."
And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father {is} old, and {there is} not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth:
"Let’s get Dad lit and chill with him so we can keep the fam line going, bet?"
Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
They got their dad drunk that night; the firstborn went in and did her thing, and he had no clue.
And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
The next day, the firstborn was like, "I chilled with Dad last night; let’s get him another drink and I'll go in again to keep the fam going."
And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, {and} lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father.
They got their dad drunk again that night; the younger one went in and did her thing too, and he still had no clue.
And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose.
So both of Lot's daughters ended up pregnant by their dad, no cap.
Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father.
The firstborn had a son and named him Moab; he’s the OG of the Moabites, periodt.
And the firstborn bare a son, and called his name Moab: the same {is} the father of the Moabites unto this day.
The younger had a son too and named him Ben-ammi; he’s the father of the Ammonites, still true today.
And the younger, she also bare a son, and called his name Benammi: the same {is} the father of the children of Ammon unto this day.