Daniel Chapter 4
Yo, Nebuchadnezzar the king, big shoutout to everyone out there, all the fam and nations, peace vibes to you all.
Nebuchadnezzar the king, unto all people, nations, and languages, that dwell in all the earth; Peace be multiplied unto you.
Thought it was lit to share the crazy signs and wonders that the high God did for me.
I thought it good to shew the signs and wonders that the high God hath wrought toward me. {I thought...: Chaldee, It was seemly before me}
How epic are his signs! And how intense are his wonders! His kingdom is forever, and his rizz goes on for generations.
How great {are} his signs! and how mighty {are} his wonders! his kingdom {is} an everlasting kingdom, and his dominion {is} from generation to generation.
I, Nebuchadnezzar, was chilling at home, living my best life in my palace.
I Nebuchadnezzar was at rest in mine house, and flourishing in my palace:
But then I had this dream that totally shook me, and the thoughts in my head were sus.
I saw a dream which made me afraid, and the thoughts upon my bed and the visions of my head troubled me.
So, I hit up all the wise guys of Babylon to help me decode this dream.
Therefore made I a decree to bring in all the wise {men} of Babylon before me, that they might make known unto me the interpretation of the dream.
The magicians, astrologers, Chaldeans, and soothsayers came through, but they couldn't figure out what my dream was about.
Then came in the magicians, the astrologers, the Chaldeans, and the soothsayers: and I told the dream before them; but they did not make known unto me the interpretation thereof.
Then Daniel showed up, aka Belteshazzar, who had the vibes of the holy gods, and I told him my dream.
But at the last Daniel came in before me, whose name {was} Belteshazzar, according to the name of my god, and in whom {is} the spirit of the holy gods: and before him I told the dream, {saying},
Yo, Belteshazzar, master of the magicians, I know you've got that holy god rizz, so drop the 411 on my dream and what it means.
O Belteshazzar, master of the magicians, because I know that the spirit of the holy gods {is} in thee, and no secret troubleth thee, tell me the visions of my dream that I have seen, and the interpretation thereof.
So, I was vibing in my bed, and I peeped a tree right in the middle of the earth, and it was massive, no cap.
Thus {were} the visions of mine head in my bed; I saw, and behold a tree in the midst of the earth, and the height thereof {was} great. {I saw: Chaldee, I was seeing}
The tree was vibing, super strong, reaching all the way to the heavens, and you could see it from everywhere on Earth, no cap.
The tree grew, and was strong, and the height thereof reached unto heaven, and the sight thereof to the end of all the earth:
Its leaves were fire, and the fruit was mad plentiful; it was like a buffet for the animals, with shade for the beasts and chill spots for the birds.
The leaves thereof {were} fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it {was} meat for all: the beasts of the field had shadow under it, and the fowls of the heaven dwelt in the boughs thereof, and all flesh was fed of it.
I had this wild vision while I was chilling in bed, and outta nowhere, a watcher and a holy one dropped down from heaven.
I saw in the visions of my head upon my bed, and, behold, a watcher and an holy one came down from heaven;
He shouted loud, saying, "Chop down the tree, cut off its branches, shake off its leaves, and scatter its fruit; let the beasts bounce from under it, and the birds from its branches."
He cried aloud, and said thus, Hew down the tree, and cut off his branches, shake off his leaves, and scatter his fruit: let the beasts get away from under it, and the fowls from his branches: {aloud: Chaldee, with might}
But for real, leave the stump and roots in the ground, wrapped in iron and brass, with some soft grass around it; let it soak up that heavenly dew, and let it vibe with the beasts in the grass.
Nevertheless leave the stump of his roots in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and {let} his portion {be} with the beasts in the grass of the earth:
Change his heart from human vibes to beastly vibes; let seven times roll over him.
Let his heart be changed from man's, and let a beast's heart be given unto him; and let seven times pass over him.
This is all from the decree of the watchers, and the holy ones said it: so the living know that the Most High is the ultimate ruler in the kingdom of men, giving it to whoever he wants, even the most sus dudes.
This matter {is} by the decree of the watchers, and the demand by the word of the holy ones: to the intent that the living may know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will, and setteth up over it the basest of men.
I, King Nebuchadnezzar, had this dream. Now, Belteshazzar, you gotta break it down for me, 'cause all my wise guys can't figure it out, but you got the rizz; the spirit of the holy gods is in you.
This dream I king Nebuchadnezzar have seen. Now thou, O Belteshazzar, declare the interpretation thereof, forasmuch as all the wise {men} of my kingdom are not able to make known unto me the interpretation: but thou {art} able; for the spirit of the holy gods {is} in thee.
Then Daniel, aka Belteshazzar, was shook for a whole hour, his thoughts were all over the place. The king said, "Belteshazzar, don't let this dream or its meaning stress you out." Belteshazzar replied, "My dude, this dream’s for those who hate you, and the meaning’s for your enemies."
Then Daniel, whose name {was} Belteshazzar, was astonied for one hour, and his thoughts troubled him. The king spake, and said, Belteshazzar, let not the dream, or the interpretation thereof, trouble thee. Belteshazzar answered and said, My lord, the dream {be} to them that hate thee, and the interpretation thereof to thine enemies.
That tree you saw, it was growing strong and tall, reaching up to heaven, and you could see it from all over the Earth.
The tree that thou sawest, which grew, and was strong, whose height reached unto the heaven, and the sight thereof to all the earth;
The leaves were dope, and the fruit was mad plentiful, like a buffet for all; animals chilling under it, and birds were vibing on its branches.
Whose leaves {were} fair, and the fruit thereof much, and in it {was} meat for all; under which the beasts of the field dwelt, and upon whose branches the fowls of the heaven had their habitation:
Yo, king, you’ve leveled up and gotten strong: your greatness is wild, reaching the sky, and your power stretches to the ends of the earth.
It {is} thou, O king, that art grown and become strong: for thy greatness is grown, and reacheth unto heaven, and thy dominion to the end of the earth.
The king saw a watcher, a holy vibe, coming down from heaven, saying, "Chop that tree down, but keep the roots in the ground, wrapped in iron and brass, chilling in the grass; let it soak up that heavenly dew, and hang with the beasts until seven times pass over."
And whereas the king saw a watcher and an holy one coming down from heaven, and saying, Hew the tree down, and destroy it; yet leave the stump of the roots thereof in the earth, even with a band of iron and brass, in the tender grass of the field; and let it be wet with the dew of heaven, and {let} his portion {be} with the beasts of the field, till seven times pass over him;
Here’s the scoop, king, this is the word from the Most High that’s dropped on you.
This {is} the interpretation, O king, and this {is} the decree of the most High, which is come upon my lord the king:
They’re gonna boot you from your crew, and you’ll be living with the animals, munching on grass like cattle, getting soaked by heaven’s dew, until you realize the Most High runs things in the kingdom of men and gives it to whoever He wants, no cap.
That they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling shall be with the beasts of the field, and they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and they shall wet thee with the dew of heaven, and seven times shall pass over thee, till thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
They told you to leave the tree's roots; your kingdom will be safe once you understand that the heavens are in charge.
And whereas they commanded to leave the stump of the tree roots; thy kingdom shall be sure unto thee, after that thou shalt have known that the heavens do rule.
So, king, take my advice, and ditch your bad vibes with good actions, and show mercy to the poor; it might just give you some chill time.
Wherefore, O king, let my counsel be acceptable unto thee, and break off thy sins by righteousness, and thine iniquities by shewing mercy to the poor; if it may be a lengthening of thy tranquillity. {a lengthening...: or, an healing of thine error}
All this went down with King Nebuchadnezzar.
All this came upon the king Nebuchadnezzar.
After a year, he was strutting around his palace in Babylon.
At the end of twelve months he walked in the palace of the kingdom of Babylon. {in: or, upon}
The king said, "Ain't this lit Babylon, the place I built for my kingdom with my power, and for my own glory?"
The king spake, and said, Is not this great Babylon, that I have built for the house of the kingdom by the might of my power, and for the honour of my majesty?
While the word was still vibing in the king’s mouth, a voice from heaven dropped, saying, "Yo king Nebuchadnezzar, this is for you; the kingdom's been taken, no cap."
While the word {was} in the king's mouth, there fell a voice from heaven, {saying}, O king Nebuchadnezzar, to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is departed from thee.
They gonna kick you from your squad, and you’ll be chilling with the animals; you’ll munch on grass like a cow, and seven times will pass till you realize that the Most High runs the kingdom and gives it to whoever he wants.
And they shall drive thee from men, and thy dwelling {shall be} with the beasts of the field: they shall make thee to eat grass as oxen, and seven times shall pass over thee, until thou know that the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.
That same hour, it hit Nebuchadnezzar hard: he got kicked from his crew, ate grass like a cow, and his body was drenched with heaven’s dew, hair looking like eagle feathers and nails like bird claws.
The same hour was the thing fulfilled upon Nebuchadnezzar: and he was driven from men, and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with the dew of heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles' {feathers}, and his nails like birds' {claws}.
After a while, I Nebuchadnezzar looked up to heaven, my mind came back, and I blessed the Most High, praising and honoring the one who lives forever, whose rule is forever and ever, and his kingdom lasts through all generations.
And at the end of the days I Nebuchadnezzar lifted up mine eyes unto heaven, and mine understanding returned unto me, and I blessed the most High, and I praised and honoured him that liveth for ever, whose dominion {is} an everlasting dominion, and his kingdom {is} from generation to generation:
Everyone on earth is basically nothing; he does what he wants with the heavenly squad and everyone here, and no one can stop him or ask, "What are you doing?"
And all the inhabitants of the earth {are} reputed as nothing: and he doeth according to his will in the army of heaven, and {among} the inhabitants of the earth: and none can stay his hand, or say unto him, What doest thou?
At that moment, my mind came back; for the glory of my kingdom, my honor and brightness returned, my advisors came back to me, and I was set up in my kingdom, and mad majesty was added to me.
At the same time my reason returned unto me; and for the glory of my kingdom, mine honour and brightness returned unto me; and my counsellors and my lords sought unto me; and I was established in my kingdom, and excellent majesty was added unto me.
Now I Nebuchadnezzar shout out and honor the King of heaven, whose works are all truth, and his ways are straight up justice; he can bring down those who walk in pride, fr.
Now I Nebuchadnezzar praise and extol and honour the King of heaven, all whose works {are} truth, and his ways judgment: and those that walk in pride he is able to abase.