Matthew Chapter 11

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Gen Z Vibe

So, Jesus wrapped up giving his crew the scoop and bounced to spread the word and vibe in their towns.

Original Source

And it came to pass, when Jesus had made an end of commanding his twelve disciples, he departed thence to teach and to preach in their cities.

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Gen Z Vibe

John, locked up in prison, peeped what Christ was up to and sent a couple of his boys.

Original Source

Now when John had heard in the prison the works of Christ, he sent two of his disciples,

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Gen Z Vibe

He was like, "Yo, are you the one we’ve been waiting on, or should we keep it pushing?"

Original Source

And said unto him, Art thou he that should come, or do we look for another?

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesus dropped them a line, saying, "Go tell John what you peep and hear, fam."

Original Source

Jesus answered and said unto them, Go and shew John again those things which ye do hear and see:

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Gen Z Vibe

Blind folks are getting their sight, the lame are rolling, the lepers are clean, the deaf are hearing, the dead are rising, and the poor are hearing the good news.

Original Source

The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.

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Gen Z Vibe

And blessed is anyone who ain’t stumbling over me.

Original Source

And blessed is {he}, whosoever shall not be offended in me.

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Gen Z Vibe

As they bounced, Jesus started chatting with the crowd about John, asking, "What did you go out to the wilderness to see? A reed blowing in the wind?"

Original Source

And as they departed, Jesus began to say unto the multitudes concerning John, What went ye out into the wilderness to see? A reed shaken with the wind?

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Gen Z Vibe

But for real, what were you expecting? A guy in designer threads? Those peeps are chilling in mansions.

Original Source

But what went ye out for to see? A man clothed in soft raiment? behold, they that wear soft {clothing} are in kings' houses.

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Gen Z Vibe

So, what were you out there for? A prophet? Bet, he’s more than that.

Original Source

But what went ye out for to see? A prophet? yea, I say unto you, and more than a prophet.

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Gen Z Vibe

This is the dude they wrote about: "I’m sending my messenger ahead of you to prep your way."

Original Source

For this is {he}, of whom it is written, Behold, I send my messenger before thy face, which shall prepare thy way before thee.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, no cap, John the Baptist is the GOAT, but even the least in heaven is vibing higher than him.

Original Source

Verily I say unto you, Among them that are born of women there hath not risen a greater than John the Baptist: notwithstanding he that is least in the kingdom of heaven is greater than he.

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Gen Z Vibe

Since John, the kingdom of heaven's been on the grind, and the hypebeasts are taking it by force.

Original Source

And from the days of John the Baptist until now the kingdom of heaven suffereth violence, and the violent take it by force. {suffereth...: or, is gotten by force, and they that thrust men}

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Gen Z Vibe

All the prophets and the law were dropping gems until John showed up.

Original Source

For all the prophets and the law prophesied until John.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you catch the vibes, this is Elijah, the one everyone was waiting for.

Original Source

And if ye will receive {it}, this is Elias, which was for to come.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you got ears, tune in, fam.

Original Source

He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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Gen Z Vibe

How do I even put this generation into words? It’s like kids hanging in the market, calling out to their friends.

Original Source

But whereunto shall I liken this generation? It is like unto children sitting in the markets, and calling unto their fellows,

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Gen Z Vibe

They’re like, "We played you a banger, but you didn’t move; we brought the feels, but you didn’t shed a tear."

Original Source

And saying, We have piped unto you, and ye have not danced; we have mourned unto you, and ye have not lamented.

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Gen Z Vibe

John was out there not eating or drinking, and they were like, "Dude’s sus, he’s possessed."

Original Source

For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they say, He hath a devil.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Son of Man came through munching and sipping, and they were like, "Yo, this guy's a foodie and chills with sinners." But wisdom’s got her crew.

Original Source

The Son of man came eating and drinking, and they say, Behold a man gluttonous, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners. But wisdom is justified of her children.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then He started calling out the towns where He did most of His dope work, 'cause they just wouldn’t vibe with Him.

Original Source

Then began he to upbraid the cities wherein most of his mighty works were done, because they repented not:

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, Chorazin and Bethsaida, you’re sus! If the wild things I did for you went down in Tyre and Sidon, they would’ve been like, “My bad,” in sackcloth and ashes, fr.

Original Source

Woe unto thee, Chorazin! woe unto thee, Bethsaida! for if the mighty works, which were done in you, had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.

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Gen Z Vibe

But for real, I’m telling you, Tyre and Sidon are gonna have an easier time on judgment day than you.

Original Source

But I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon at the day of judgment, than for you.

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Gen Z Vibe

And you, Capernaum, thinking you’re all that, gonna get dropped to hell: if the fresh works I did in you happened in Sodom, it would still be popping today.

Original Source

And thou, Capernaum, which art exalted unto heaven, shalt be brought down to hell: for if the mighty works, which have been done in thee, had been done in Sodom, it would have remained until this day.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, it’ll be easier for Sodom on judgment day than for you, periodt.

Original Source

But I say unto you, That it shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom in the day of judgment, than for thee.

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Gen Z Vibe

At that moment, Jesus was like, “Thanks, Dad, Lord of heaven and earth, for keeping this wisdom from the know-it-alls and spilling the tea to the little ones.”

Original Source

At that time Jesus answered and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, Dad: this was fire in your eyes.

Original Source

Even so, Father: for so it seemed good in thy sight.

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Gen Z Vibe

Everything’s been given to me by my Father: no one knows the Son but the Father; and no one knows the Father except the Son and whoever the Son chooses to reveal him to, no cap.

Original Source

All things are delivered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the Son, and {he} to whomsoever the Son will reveal {him}.

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Gen Z Vibe

Hit me up if you’re worn out and heavy laden, and I’ll set you up with some rest.

Original Source

Come unto me, all {ye} that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.

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Gen Z Vibe

Take my vibes upon you and learn from me; I’m chill and humble at heart: you’ll find peace for your souls, fr.

Original Source

Take my yoke upon you, and learn of me; for I am meek and lowly in heart: and ye shall find rest unto your souls.

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Gen Z Vibe

My vibes are easy, and my load is light, no cap.

Original Source

For my yoke {is} easy, and my burden is light.