Leviticus Chapter 8

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So the Lord hit up Moses, saying,

Original Source

And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,

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Yo, grab Aaron, his fam, the holy drip, some holy oil, a bull for those sin vibes, two rams, and a basket of no yeast bread;

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Take Aaron and his sons with him, and the garments, and the anointing oil, and a bullock for the sin offering, and two rams, and a basket of unleavened bread;

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Gather everyone at the tabernacle door, no cap.

Original Source

And gather thou all the congregation together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

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Moses was like, “Bet,” and the whole crew showed at the tabernacle door.

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And Moses did as the LORD commanded him; and the assembly was gathered together unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.

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Moses told them, “This is what the Lord wants us to do.”

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And Moses said unto the congregation, This {is} the thing which the LORD commanded to be done.

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Moses brought Aaron and his boys, giving them a rinse with water.

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And Moses brought Aaron and his sons, and washed them with water.

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He threw on the coat, strapped him with the belt, draped him in the robe, and put the ephod on him, tightening it.

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And he put upon him the coat, and girded him with the girdle, and clothed him with the robe, and put the ephod upon him, and he girded him with the curious girdle of the ephod, and bound {it} unto him therewith.

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He slapped the breastplate on and tossed in the Urim and Thummim for extra vibes.

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And he put the breastplate upon him: also he put in the breastplate the Urim and the Thummim.

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He topped it off with the mitre, placing the golden plate, the holy crown, just as the Lord instructed Moses.

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And he put the mitre upon his head; also upon the mitre, {even} upon his forefront, did he put the golden plate, the holy crown; as the LORD commanded Moses.

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Moses took the holy oil, anointed the tabernacle and everything in it, setting it apart, periodt.

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And Moses took the anointing oil, and anointed the tabernacle and all that {was} therein, and sanctified them.

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He sprinkled that vibe on the altar seven times, anointed it, and all the gear like the laver and its foot to keep it all sanctified, no cap.

Original Source

And he sprinkled thereof upon the altar seven times, and anointed the altar and all his vessels, both the laver and his foot, to sanctify them.

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He poured the anointing oil on Aaron’s head, keeping it lit.

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And he poured of the anointing oil upon Aaron's head, and anointed him, to sanctify him.

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Moses brought Aaron’s sons, threw some coats on them, strapped them with girdles, and donned bonnets on their heads; just like the Lord said to pop off.

Original Source

And Moses brought Aaron's sons, and put coats upon them, and girded them with girdles, and put bonnets upon them; as the LORD commanded Moses. {put bonnets: Heb. bound bonnets}

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He brought the bull for the sin offering, and Aaron and his sons laid hands on its head, straight up.

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And he brought the bullock for the sin offering: and Aaron and his sons laid their hands upon the head of the bullock for the sin offering.

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He took it out; Moses grabbed the blood and smeared it on the altar horns with his finger, purified it, and poured the blood at the bottom, making it all reconciled.

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And he slew {it}; and Moses took the blood, and put {it} upon the horns of the altar round about with his finger, and purified the altar, and poured the blood at the bottom of the altar, and sanctified it, to make reconciliation upon it.

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Taking all the fat from the inside, the caul above the liver, the two kidneys, and their fat, Moses burned it on the altar, fr.

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And he took all the fat that {was} upon the inwards, and the caul {above} the liver, and the two kidneys, and their fat, and Moses burned {it} upon the altar.

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But the bull, its hide, flesh, and dung? He burnt that outside the camp; just like the Lord told Moses, savage.

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But the bullock, and his hide, his flesh, and his dung, he burnt with fire without the camp; as the LORD commanded Moses.

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He brought the ram for the burnt offering, and Aaron and his sons laid hands on its head, vibes.

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And he brought the ram for the burnt offering: and Aaron and his sons laid their hands upon the head of the ram.

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He took it out; Moses sprinkled the blood all over the altar, no cap.

Original Source

And he killed {it}; and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.

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He chopped the ram into pieces; Moses burned the head, the pieces, and the fat, and it was bussin.

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And he cut the ram into pieces; and Moses burnt the head, and the pieces, and the fat.

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He washed the insides and legs in water; then Moses straight up roasted the whole ram on the altar: it was a lit sacrifice for good vibes, an offering to the Lord, just like God told Moses.

Original Source

And he washed the inwards and the legs in water; and Moses burnt the whole ram upon the altar: it {was} a burnt sacrifice for a sweet savour, {and} an offering made by fire unto the LORD; as the LORD commanded Moses.

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He brought the other ram, the consecration one: Aaron and his crew put their hands on its head, no cap.

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And he brought the other ram, the ram of consecration: and Aaron and his sons laid their hands upon the head of the ram.

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Then he took it out; Moses grabbed some blood and put it on the tip of Aaron’s right ear, his right thumb, and his right big toe.

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And he slew {it}; and Moses took of the blood of it, and put {it} upon the tip of Aaron's right ear, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot.

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He brought Aaron’s sons, and Moses put the blood on the tips of their right ears, thumbs, and big toes: then he sprinkled the blood all around the altar, pop off!

Original Source

And he brought Aaron's sons, and Moses put of the blood upon the tip of their right ear, and upon the thumbs of their right hands, and upon the great toes of their right feet: and Moses sprinkled the blood upon the altar round about.

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He took the fat, the rump, and all the fatty bits from the insides, plus the caul over the liver, the two kidneys, and their fat, and the right shoulder: savage.

Original Source

And he took the fat, and the rump, and all the fat that {was} upon the inwards, and the caul {above} the liver, and the two kidneys, and their fat, and the right shoulder:

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From the basket of unleavened bread before the Lord, he grabbed one unleavened cake, a cake of oiled bread, and a wafer, then put them on the fat and the right shoulder: bussin.

Original Source

And out of the basket of unleavened bread, that {was} before the LORD, he took one unleavened cake, and a cake of oiled bread, and one wafer, and put {them} on the fat, and upon the right shoulder:

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He placed all that on Aaron’s hands and his sons’ hands, waving it as a wave offering before the Lord, fr.

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And he put all upon Aaron's hands, and upon his sons' hands, and waved them {for} a wave offering before the LORD.

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Moses took them from their hands and roasted them on the altar with the burnt offering: they were consecrations for good vibes, an offering made by fire to the Lord.

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And Moses took them from off their hands, and burnt {them} on the altar upon the burnt offering: they {were} consecrations for a sweet savour: it {is} an offering made by fire unto the LORD.

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Moses took the breast and waved it as a wave offering before the Lord: it was his part from the consecration ram, just as the Lord commanded.

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And Moses took the breast, and waved it {for} a wave offering before the LORD: {for} of the ram of consecration it was Moses' part; as the LORD commanded Moses.

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Moses took some anointing oil and the blood from the altar and sprinkled it on Aaron, his drip, his sons, and their drip: he sanctified Aaron and his swag, and his sons and their swag, periodt.

Original Source

And Moses took of the anointing oil, and of the blood which {was} upon the altar, and sprinkled {it} upon Aaron, {and} upon his garments, and upon his sons, and upon his sons' garments with him; and sanctified Aaron, {and} his garments, and his sons, and his sons' garments with him.

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Moses told Aaron and his crew, "Boil that meat at the tabernacle door and munch on it with the bread from the consecration basket, just like I said. Aaron and fam gotta eat that."

Original Source

And Moses said unto Aaron and to his sons, Boil the flesh {at} the door of the tabernacle of the congregation: and there eat it with the bread that {is} in the basket of consecrations, as I commanded, saying, Aaron and his sons shall eat it.

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Whatever's left of the meat and bread? Just burn that up, no cap.

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And that which remaineth of the flesh and of the bread shall ye burn with fire.

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Don’t bounce from the tabernacle door for seven days, fam, until your consecration days are over. You gotta be set apart for a week.

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And ye shall not go out of the door of the tabernacle of the congregation {in} seven days, until the days of your consecration be at an end: for seven days shall he consecrate you.

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Just like today, the Lord said to do this for your atonement, fr.

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As he hath done this day, {so} the LORD hath commanded to do, to make an atonement for you.

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So you guys chill at the tabernacle door day and night for seven days, keeping it lit for the Lord, or else you might catch a vibe that’s not good. That’s the command.

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Therefore shall ye abide {at} the door of the tabernacle of the congregation day and night seven days, and keep the charge of the LORD, that ye die not: for so I am commanded.

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Aaron and his sons followed all the instructions the Lord gave through Moses, and that’s just goated.

Original Source

So Aaron and his sons did all things which the LORD commanded by the hand of Moses.