Leviticus Chapter 15
So God was like, "Yo Moses and Aaron, pay attention!"
And the LORD spake unto Moses and to Aaron, saying,
Tell the crew of Israel, "If any guy's got a leak coming from his body, he's straight up unclean."
Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When any man hath a running issue out of his flesh, {because of} his issue he {is} unclean. {running...: or, running of the reins}
You’ll know he's unclean if his skin is dripping or if it’s all blocked up, still got those unclean vibes.
And this shall be his uncleanness in his issue: whether his flesh run with his issue, or his flesh be stopped from his issue, it {is} his uncleanness.
Every bed he rests on is unclean, and anything he sits on? Yeah, that’s also off-limits.
Every bed, whereon he lieth that hath the issue, is unclean: and every thing, whereon he sitteth, shall be unclean. {thing: Heb. vessel}
Touch his bed? You gotta wash your gear and hit the shower, and you're unclean until the evening.
And whosoever toucheth his bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
If you chill on anything he sat on, wash your clothes, dive in the water, and you're unclean until evening too.
And he that sitteth on {any} thing whereon he sat that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
Touch the skin of the dude with the issue? Wash your clothes and bathe, and you’re unclean until the evening.
And he that toucheth the flesh of him that hath the issue shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
If the guy with the issue spits on someone clean, that person needs to wash their clothes and bathe, unclean until the evening.
And if he that hath the issue spit upon him that is clean; then he shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
Whatever saddle he rides is also unclean, no cap.
And what saddle soever he rideth upon that hath the issue shall be unclean.
Touch anything under him, and you’re unclean until evening; anyone carrying that stuff has to wash their clothes and bathe, unclean until evening.
And whosoever toucheth any thing that was under him shall be unclean until the even: and he that beareth {any of} those things shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
If you touch someone with a situation and haven’t washed your hands, you gotta wash your clothes and hit the water, and you're unclean until evening, no cap.
And whomsoever he toucheth that hath the issue, and hath not rinsed his hands in water, he shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
Any clay pot they touch is getting messed up, and wooden items need a rinse in water, fr.
And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth which hath the issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water.
When the person with the issue gets cleaned up, they gotta count seven days for their cleanse, wash their clothes, and chill in running water to be clean, periodt.
And when he that hath an issue is cleansed of his issue; then he shall number to himself seven days for his cleansing, and wash his clothes, and bathe his flesh in running water, and shall be clean.
On the eighth day, they have to snag two turtledoves or two young pigeons and roll up to the Lord at the tabernacle door to give them to the priest, bet.
And on the eighth day he shall take to him two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, and come before the LORD unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, and give them unto the priest:
The priest’s gonna offer one as a sin offering and the other as a burnt offering; he’ll make atonement for the person before the Lord for their issue, it’s lit.
And the priest shall offer them, the one {for} a sin offering, and the other {for} a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD for his issue.
If a dude’s seed spills out, he has to wash his entire body in water and be unclean until evening, no cap.
And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even.
Every piece of clothing and skin with that seed needs to be washed with water and is unclean until evening, no lie.
And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even.
The woman he’s with has to dip in water too, and they’re both unclean until evening, for real.
The woman also with whom man shall lie {with} seed of copulation, they shall {both} bathe {themselves} in water, and be unclean until the even.
If a woman’s got a blood issue, she’s out for seven days; anyone who touches her is unclean until evening, fr.
And if a woman have an issue, {and} her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even. {put...: Heb. in her separation}
Everything she lies on during her cycle is unclean, and anything she sits on is also unclean, periodt.
And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
Touch her bed? You gotta wash your gear and hit the shower, then you're good until evening, no cap.
And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
Touch anything she chilled on? Same deal, wash your fit and clean up, and you're unclean until evening, periodt.
And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
If it’s her bed or anything she’s been on, touching it makes you unclean until evening, fr.
And if it {be} on {her} bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
If a dude lays with her while she’s got her vibes on him, he’s unclean for a week, and the bed’s a no-go too, savage.
And if any man lie with her at all, and her flowers be upon him, he shall be unclean seven days; and all the bed whereon he lieth shall be unclean.
If a girl’s flow is going for days past her time, she’s unclean just like her separation days, that’s the vibe.
And if a woman have an issue of her blood many days out of the time of her separation, or if it run beyond the time of her separation; all the days of the issue of her uncleanness shall be as the days of her separation: she {shall be} unclean.
Every bed she uses during her flow is like her separation bed, and anything she sits on is also unclean, no cap.
Every bed whereon she lieth all the days of her issue shall be unto her as the bed of her separation: and whatsoever she sitteth upon shall be unclean, as the uncleanness of her separation.
Touch those things? You're unclean, gotta wash your clothes and hit the shower, and you're unclean until evening, bet.
And whosoever toucheth those things shall be unclean, and shall wash his clothes, and bathe {himself} in water, and be unclean until the even.
But if she gets cleaned up, she counts seven days for herself, then she’s all good.
But if she be cleansed of her issue, then she shall number to herself seven days, and after that she shall be clean.
On the eighth day, she brings two turtles or two young pigeons to the priest at the tabernacle door, lit.
And on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of the congregation.
The priest will offer one for sin and the other for burnt vibes, making atonement for her before the Lord for her uncleanness.
And the priest shall offer the one {for} a sin offering, and the other {for} a burnt offering; and the priest shall make an atonement for her before the LORD for the issue of her uncleanness.
So y'all gotta keep the kids of Israel away from the bad vibes, or they’ll catch some major trouble when they mess with my spot.
Thus shall ye separate the children of Israel from their uncleanness; that they die not in their uncleanness, when they defile my tabernacle that {is} among them.
This is the rule for anyone dealing with a situation, or if they’re handling some sus stuff.
This {is} the law of him that hath an issue, and {of him} whose seed goeth from him, and is defiled therewith;
And for the girl having a rough time, plus the dude with issues, whether he’s with her or not, it’s just not chill.
And of her that is sick of her flowers, and of him that hath an issue, of the man, and of the woman, and of him that lieth with her that is unclean.