Leviticus Chapter 14
So the Lord hit up Moses, saying,
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
This is the law for someone dealing with leprosy when they’re getting cleansed: Bring 'em to the priest, no cap.
This shall be the law of the leper in the day of his cleansing: He shall be brought unto the priest:
The priest's gonna step outside the camp, check the scene, and if the leprosy is healed, vibes check.
And the priest shall go forth out of the camp; and the priest shall look, and, behold, {if} the plague of leprosy be healed in the leper;
Then the priest needs to grab two clean birds, cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop—lit combo.
Then shall the priest command to take for him that is to be cleansed two birds alive {and} clean, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop: {birds: or, sparrows}
One bird's gotta get taken out in a clay pot over some flowing water, periodt.
And the priest shall command that one of the birds be killed in an earthen vessel over running water:
For the living bird, he takes it plus the cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop, then dips them in the blood of the slain bird over the running water—bussin’.
As for the living bird, he shall take it, and the cedar wood, and the scarlet, and the hyssop, and shall dip them and the living bird in the blood of the bird {that was} killed over the running water:
He’s gotta sprinkle the cleansed one seven times, declare them clean, and let the living bird fly free in the field.
And he shall sprinkle upon him that is to be cleansed from the leprosy seven times, and shall pronounce him clean, and shall let the living bird loose into the open field. {into...: Heb. upon the face of the field}
The one getting cleaned needs to wash their drip, shave all their hair, and take a dip in water to be fresh: then they can roll back into the camp and chill outside their tent for a week.
And he that is to be cleansed shall wash his clothes, and shave off all his hair, and wash himself in water, that he may be clean: and after that he shall come into the camp, and shall tarry abroad out of his tent seven days.
But on the seventh day, they have to shave all their hair off their head, beard, and eyebrows—literally all of it: then wash their clothes and themselves in water to be clean.
But it shall be on the seventh day, that he shall shave all his hair off his head and his beard and his eyebrows, even all his hair he shall shave off: and he shall wash his clothes, also he shall wash his flesh in water, and he shall be clean.
On day eight, they’re bringing two flawless male lambs, one flawless female lamb from the first year, and three-tenths of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering, plus a log of oil—goated plan.
And on the eighth day he shall take two he lambs without blemish, and one ewe lamb of the first year without blemish, and three tenth deals of fine flour {for} a meat offering, mingled with oil, and one log of oil. {of the...: Heb. the daughter of her year}
The priest who's all about getting him clean is gonna bring that dude and the offerings to the Lord, right at the tabernacle door, no cap.
And the priest that maketh {him} clean shall present the man that is to be made clean, and those things, before the LORD, {at} the door of the tabernacle of the congregation:
The priest's gonna grab a male lamb and offer it as a trespass vibe check, waving that log of oil before the Lord, lit.
And the priest shall take one he lamb, and offer him for a trespass offering, and the log of oil, and wave them {for} a wave offering before the LORD:
He’s gonna slay the lamb where they do the sin offering and burnt offering, in the holy place, 'cause both offerings are straight-up holy, periodt.
And he shall slay the lamb in the place where he shall kill the sin offering and the burnt offering, in the holy place: for as the sin offering {is} the priest's, {so is} the trespass offering: it {is} most holy:
The priest takes some blood from the trespass offering and puts it on the right ear tip, right thumb, and right big toe of the dude getting cleansed, savage.
And the priest shall take {some} of the blood of the trespass offering, and the priest shall put {it} upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:
Then he pours some oil into his left palm, just chillin’.
And the priest shall take {some} of the log of oil, and pour {it} into the palm of his own left hand:
The priest dips his right finger into that oil and sprinkles it seven times before the Lord, pop off.
And the priest shall dip his right finger in the oil that {is} in his left hand, and shall sprinkle of the oil with his finger seven times before the LORD:
With the rest of the oil in his hand, the priest puts it on the right ear tip, right thumb, and right big toe of the cleansed dude, matching that blood from the trespass offering.
And of the rest of the oil that {is} in his hand shall the priest put upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the blood of the trespass offering:
The leftover oil from the priest’s hand gets poured on the head of the dude getting cleansed, making atonement for him before the Lord, fr.
And the remnant of the oil that {is} in the priest's hand he shall pour upon the head of him that is to be cleansed: and the priest shall make an atonement for him before the LORD.
The priest offers the sin offering, making atonement for the dude getting cleaned up from his mess; then he’s gonna kill the burnt offering.
And the priest shall offer the sin offering, and make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed from his uncleanness; and afterward he shall kill the burnt offering:
The priest throws down the burnt offering and the meat offering on the altar, making atonement for the dude, and he’s clean now, no doubt.
And the priest shall offer the burnt offering and the meat offering upon the altar: and the priest shall make an atonement for him, and he shall be clean.
If you're on a budget and can't flex that much, just grab a lamb for a trespass offering to wave it around and vibe with God, plus a tenth of fine flour mixed with oil for a meat offering, and a log of oil;
And if he {be} poor, and cannot get so much; then he shall take one lamb {for} a trespass offering to be waved, to make an atonement for him, and one tenth deal of fine flour mingled with oil for a meat offering, and a log of oil; {cannot...: Heb. his hand reach not} {to be...: Heb. for a waving}
Get two turtledoves or young pigeons, whatever you can snag; one’s a sin offering and the other’s a burnt offering, no cap.
And two turtledoves, or two young pigeons, such as he is able to get; and the one shall be a sin offering, and the other a burnt offering.
Bring them on day eight for your cleanse to the priest at the tabernacle door, straight up before the Lord.
And he shall bring them on the eighth day for his cleansing unto the priest, unto the door of the tabernacle of the congregation, before the LORD.
The priest will take the lamb from the trespass offering and the log of oil, then wave them around like a boss before the Lord.
And the priest shall take the lamb of the trespass offering, and the log of oil, and the priest shall wave them {for} a wave offering before the LORD:
He’ll kill the lamb from the trespass offering, and the priest will take some blood from it, putting it on the tip of the right ear of the one getting cleansed, plus the thumb of his right hand, and the big toe of his right foot, fr.
And he shall kill the lamb of the trespass offering, and the priest shall take {some} of the blood of the trespass offering, and put {it} upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot:
The priest will pour some oil into his left palm, periodt.
And the priest shall pour of the oil into the palm of his own left hand:
With his right finger, the priest will sprinkle some oil from his left hand seven times before the Lord, lit.
And the priest shall sprinkle with his right finger {some} of the oil that {is} in his left hand seven times before the LORD:
He’ll put some oil from his hand on the tip of the right ear of the one getting cleansed, the thumb of his right hand, and the big toe of his right foot, right where the blood from the trespass offering was.
And the priest shall put of the oil that {is} in his hand upon the tip of the right ear of him that is to be cleansed, and upon the thumb of his right hand, and upon the great toe of his right foot, upon the place of the blood of the trespass offering:
The rest of the oil in the priest’s hand goes on the head of the one getting cleansed, making an atonement for him before the Lord, no cap.
And the rest of the oil that {is} in the priest's hand he shall put upon the head of him that is to be cleansed, to make an atonement for him before the LORD.
He’ll offer one of the turtledoves or young pigeons, whatever he can find;
And he shall offer the one of the turtledoves, or of the young pigeons, such as he can get;
If you gotta bring a sin offering and a burnt offering, the priest's got your back, making things right with the Lord, no cap.
{Even} such as he is able to get, the one {for} a sin offering, and the other {for} a burnt offering, with the meat offering: and the priest shall make an atonement for him that is to be cleansed before the LORD.
This is the rule for anyone dealing with leprosy vibes, who can't even get what they need for a clean slate.
This {is} the law {of him} in whom {is} the plague of leprosy, whose hand is not able to get {that which pertaineth} to his cleansing.
The Lord hit up Moses and Aaron, saying, "Listen up."
And the LORD spake unto Moses and unto Aaron, saying,
When you roll into Canaan, the land I’m giving you, and you spot leprosy in a crib there;
When ye be come into the land of Canaan, which I give to you for a possession, and I put the plague of leprosy in a house of the land of your possession;
The homeowner needs to tell the priest, "Yo, I think there’s a plague in my house."
And he that owneth the house shall come and tell the priest, saying, It seemeth to me {there is} as it were a plague in the house:
Then the priest will say, "Empty the place before I check it out, so nothing gets sus," and then he’ll go see the house.
Then the priest shall command that they empty the house, before the priest go {into it} to see the plague, that all that {is} in the house be not made unclean: and afterward the priest shall go in to see the house: {empty: or, prepare}
He'll check the plague, and if it's on the walls, with those weird green or red lines that look lower than the wall,
And he shall look on the plague, and, behold, {if} the plague {be} in the walls of the house with hollow strakes, greenish or reddish, which in sight {are} lower than the wall;
The priest will step out to the door and seal it up for seven days, keeping it chill.
Then the priest shall go out of the house to the door of the house, and shut up the house seven days:
On the seventh day, the priest will come back, check again, and if the plague's still spreading on the walls,
And the priest shall come again the seventh day, and shall look: and, behold, {if} the plague be spread in the walls of the house;
The priest will tell them to take out the stones with the plague and toss them somewhere unclean outside the city.
Then the priest shall command that they take away the stones in which the plague {is}, and they shall cast them into an unclean place without the city:
They gotta scrape the house inside and out, then toss the dust outside the city into a sus spot.
And he shall cause the house to be scraped within round about, and they shall pour out the dust that they scrape off without the city into an unclean place:
They’ll grab fresh stones and swap 'em in, plus use new mortar to fix up the house.
And they shall take other stones, and put {them} in the place of those stones; and he shall take other morter, and shall plaister the house.
If the plague pops up again after they’ve done all that, it’s a whole vibe check.
And if the plague come again, and break out in the house, after that he hath taken away the stones, and after he hath scraped the house, and after it is plaistered;
Then the priest rolls in to check it out, and if the plague's spreading, it’s straight-up leprosy, so it’s unclean.
Then the priest shall come and look, and, behold, {if} the plague be spread in the house, it {is} a fretting leprosy in the house: it {is} unclean.
He’s gotta tear down the house, all the stones and wood, and haul it out to a sus place.
And he shall break down the house, the stones of it, and the timber thereof, and all the morter of the house; and he shall carry {them} forth out of the city into an unclean place.
Anyone who goes into the house while it’s sealed is gonna be unclean until evening, no cap.
Moreover he that goeth into the house all the while that it is shut up shall be unclean until the even.
If you crash in the house, you gotta wash your drip; if you eat there, same deal, gotta wash those clothes.
And he that lieth in the house shall wash his clothes; and he that eateth in the house shall wash his clothes.
But if the priest checks it out and sees the plague didn’t spread after the fix-up, he’ll say the house is clean 'cause the plague's healed, periodt.
And if the priest shall come in, and look {upon it}, and, behold, the plague hath not spread in the house, after the house was plaistered: then the priest shall pronounce the house clean, because the plague is healed. {shall come...: Heb. in coming in shall come in, etc}
He’ll take two birds, some cedar wood, scarlet, and hyssop to cleanse the house.
And he shall take to cleanse the house two birds, and cedar wood, and scarlet, and hyssop:
Then he’ll take one bird and kill it in a clay pot over running water, that’s how it goes.
And he shall kill the one of the birds in an earthen vessel over running water:
Dude's gotta grab cedar wood, hyssop, scarlet stuff, and a live bird, then dunk 'em in the slain bird's blood and some fresh water, and sprinkle the crib seven times:
And he shall take the cedar wood, and the hyssop, and the scarlet, and the living bird, and dip them in the blood of the slain bird, and in the running water, and sprinkle the house seven times:
He’s gonna clean the house with that bird blood, fresh water, the live bird, cedar wood, hyssop, and scarlet vibes:
And he shall cleanse the house with the blood of the bird, and with the running water, and with the living bird, and with the cedar wood, and with the hyssop, and with the scarlet:
But he’s gotta release that live bird outta the city into the fields, making it right for the house: and then it’s all good.
But he shall let go the living bird out of the city into the open fields, and make an atonement for the house: and it shall be clean.
This is the rule for any leprosy vibes and other issues,
This {is} the law for all manner of plague of leprosy, and scall,
And for leprosy on clothes and houses,
And for the leprosy of a garment, and of a house,
And for bumps, scabs, and bright spots:
And for a rising, and for a scab, and for a bright spot:
To teach when it's sus and when it's chill: this is the leprosy law.
To teach when {it is} unclean, and when {it is} clean: this {is} the law of leprosy. {when it is unclean...: Heb. in the day of the unclean, and in the day of the clean}