Joshua Chapter 12

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Gen Z Vibe

Ayo, these are the rulers that the Israelites took down, owning their territory across the Jordan, from the Arnon river to Mount Hermon, and all the eastern vibes.

Original Source

Now these {are} the kings of the land, which the children of Israel smote, and possessed their land on the other side Jordan toward the rising of the sun, from the river Arnon unto mount Hermon, and all the plain on the east:

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Gen Z Vibe

Sihon, who was the king of the Amorites, was chilling in Heshbon, ruling from Aroer by the Arnon river all the way to Jabbok, which is the border of the Ammon peeps, no cap.

Original Source

Sihon king of the Amorites, who dwelt in Heshbon, {and} ruled from Aroer, which {is} upon the bank of the river Arnon, and from the middle of the river, and from half Gilead, even unto the river Jabbok, {which is} the border of the children of Ammon;

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Gen Z Vibe

From the plains to the Chinneroth sea on the east, all the way to the salty sea leading to Beth-jeshimoth; south of Ashdoth-pisgah, fr.

Original Source

And from the plain to the sea of Chinneroth on the east, and unto the sea of the plain, {even} the salt sea on the east, the way to Bethjeshimoth; and from the south, under Ashdothpisgah: {the south: or, Teman} {Ashdothpisgah: or, the springs of Pisgah, or, the hill}

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Gen Z Vibe

Then there's Og, king of Bashan, one of the final giants, hanging out at Ashtaroth and Edrei, straight savage.

Original Source

And the coast of Og king of Bashan, {which was} of the remnant of the giants, that dwelt at Ashtaroth and at Edrei,

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Gen Z Vibe

He ruled over Mount Hermon, Salcah, and all of Bashan up to the Geshurites and Maachathites, and half of Gilead, which was Sihon's turf, periodt.

Original Source

And reigned in mount Hermon, and in Salcah, and in all Bashan, unto the border of the Geshurites and the Maachathites, and half Gilead, the border of Sihon king of Heshbon.

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Gen Z Vibe

Moses, the Lord's dude, and the Israelites took them out, and Moses handed their land to the Reubenites, Gadites, and half the tribe of Manasseh, lit.

Original Source

Them did Moses the servant of the LORD and the children of Israel smite: and Moses the servant of the LORD gave it {for} a possession unto the Reubenites, and the Gadites, and the half tribe of Manasseh.

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Gen Z Vibe

These are the kings Joshua and the Israelites took down on this side of the Jordan, from Baal-gad in Lebanon's valley to Mount Halak, which leads to Seir; Joshua gave this territory to the tribes of Israel, bet.

Original Source

And these {are} the kings of the country which Joshua and the children of Israel smote on this side Jordan on the west, from Baalgad in the valley of Lebanon even unto the mount Halak, that goeth up to Seir; which Joshua gave unto the tribes of Israel {for} a possession according to their divisions;

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Gen Z Vibe

In the mountains, valleys, plains, springs, and wilderness, the Hittites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites were all present, sus vibes.

Original Source

In the mountains, and in the valleys, and in the plains, and in the springs, and in the wilderness, and in the south country; the Hittites, the Amorites, and the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites:

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Jericho, one; the king of Ai, near Beth-el, one; both slaps.

Original Source

The king of Jericho, one; the king of Ai, which {is} beside Bethel, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Jerusalem, one; the king of Hebron, one; that’s two, no cap.

Original Source

The king of Jerusalem, one; the king of Hebron, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Jarmuth, one; the king of Lachish, one; just vibing.

Original Source

The king of Jarmuth, one; the king of Lachish, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Eglon, one; the king of Gezer, one; keeping it lit.

Original Source

The king of Eglon, one; the king of Gezer, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Debir, one; the king of Geder, one; both got taken down.

Original Source

The king of Debir, one; the king of Geder, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Hormah, one; the king of Arad, one; all part of the game.

Original Source

The king of Hormah, one; the king of Arad, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Libnah, one; the king of Adullam, one; that’s how it goes.

Original Source

The king of Libnah, one; the king of Adullam, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Makkedah, one; the king of Beth-el, one; all chillin'.

Original Source

The king of Makkedah, one; the king of Bethel, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Tappuah, one; the king of Hepher, one; just stacking them up.

Original Source

The king of Tappuah, one; the king of Hepher, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Aphek, one; the king of Lasharon, one; no cap, they all got owned.

Original Source

The king of Aphek, one; the king of Lasharon, one; {Lasharon: or, Sharon}

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Madon, one; the king of Hazor, one; both gone.

Original Source

The king of Madon, one; the king of Hazor, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Shimron-meron, one; the king of Achshaph, one; just another day.

Original Source

The king of Shimronmeron, one; the king of Achshaph, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Taanach, one; the king of Megiddo, one; that’s how we do it.

Original Source

The king of Taanach, one; the king of Megiddo, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Kedesh, one; the king of Jokneam of Carmel, one; both hit the dust.

Original Source

The king of Kedesh, one; the king of Jokneam of Carmel, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Dor by the coast, one; the king of the nations of Gilgal, one; all part of the list.

Original Source

The king of Dor in the coast of Dor, one; the king of the nations of Gilgal, one;

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Gen Z Vibe

The king of Tirzah, one: altogether, that makes thirty-one kings, fam.

Original Source

The king of Tirzah, one: all the kings thirty and one.