John Chapter 20
On the first day of the week, Mary Magdalene got up early, while it was still dark, to check out the tomb and noticed that the stone was missing.
The first {day} of the week cometh Mary Magdalene early, when it was yet dark, unto the sepulchre, and seeth the stone taken away from the sepulchre.
She bounced over to Simon Peter and the other disciple Jesus was tight with, saying, "They’ve taken the Lord from the tomb, and we don’t know where they’ve stashed him."
Then she runneth, and cometh to Simon Peter, and to the other disciple, whom Jesus loved, and saith unto them, They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him.
Peter took off, and that other disciple followed him straight to the tomb.
Peter therefore went forth, and that other disciple, and came to the sepulchre.
They both hustled together, but the other disciple totally dusted Peter and arrived at the tomb first.
So they ran both together: and the other disciple did outrun Peter, and came first to the sepulchre.
He crouched down and peeped inside, saw the linen wrappings just hanging out, but didn’t step in.
And he stooping down, {and looking in}, saw the linen clothes lying; yet went he not in.
Then Simon Peter rolled up, followed him in, and spotted the linen wrappings just chilling there.
Then cometh Simon Peter following him, and went into the sepulchre, and seeth the linen clothes lie,
The napkin that had been on his head wasn’t with the linens but was folded up neatly in a corner.
And the napkin, that was about his head, not lying with the linen clothes, but wrapped together in a place by itself.
After that, the other disciple who got there first went in too, saw everything, and believed.
Then went in also that other disciple, which came first to the sepulchre, and he saw, and believed.
They still didn’t get the scripture that he had to come back to life, no cap.
For as yet they knew not the scripture, that he must rise again from the dead.
Then the disciples rolled back to their own spot.
Then the disciples went away again unto their own home.
Meanwhile, Mary was outside the tomb, crying. As she cried, she bent down and checked inside the tomb, no cap.
But Mary stood without at the sepulchre weeping: and as she wept, she stooped down, {and looked} into the sepulchre,
And she spotted two angels in white just chilling, one at the head and one at the feet, where Jesus' body had been, lit.
And seeth two angels in white sitting, the one at the head, and the other at the feet, where the body of Jesus had lain.
They asked her, "Hey, why you crying?" She answered, "They took my Lord, and I have no idea where they put him, fr."
And they say unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith unto them, Because they have taken away my Lord, and I know not where they have laid him.
After saying this, she turned around and saw Jesus standing there, but she didn’t realize it was him, sus.
And when she had thus said, she turned herself back, and saw Jesus standing, and knew not that it was Jesus.
Jesus asked her, "Why you crying? Who you searching for?" She thought he was the gardener and said, "Sir, if you moved him, just tell me where you laid him, and I’ll go get him."
Jesus saith unto her, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest thou? She, supposing him to be the gardener, saith unto him, Sir, if thou have borne him hence, tell me where thou hast laid him, and I will take him away.
Jesus called her name, "Mary." She turned and shouted, "Rabboni," which means Master, rizz.
Jesus saith unto her, Mary. She turned herself, and saith unto him, Rabboni; which is to say, Master.
He told her, "Don’t touch me; I haven’t gone up to my Father yet. But go to my squad and tell them I’m heading to my Father and your Father, to my God and your God."
Jesus saith unto her, Touch me not; for I am not yet ascended to my Father: but go to my brethren, and say unto them, I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and {to} my God, and your God.
Mary Magdalene went and told the disciples she had seen the Lord and what he said to her, bussin.
Mary Magdalene came and told the disciples that she had seen the Lord, and {that} he had spoken these things unto her.
Later that evening, on the first day of the week, with the doors locked because the disciples were scared of the Jews, Jesus popped up and said, "Peace be with you."
Then the same day at evening, being the first {day} of the week, when the doors were shut where the disciples were assembled for fear of the Jews, came Jesus and stood in the midst, and saith unto them, Peace {be} unto you.
After that, he showed them his hands and side. The disciples were hyped when they saw the Lord, periodt.
And when he had so said, he shewed unto them {his} hands and his side. Then were the disciples glad, when they saw the Lord.
Jesus was like, "Yo, chill vibes to all of you. Just like my Dad sent me, I’m sending you too."
Then said Jesus to them again, Peace {be} unto you: as {my} Father hath sent me, even so send I you.
After he said that, he breathed on them and was like, "Catch the Holy Ghost, fam."
And when he had said this, he breathed on {them}, and saith unto them, Receive ye the Holy Ghost:
Whoever’s sins you vibe with, they’re forgiven; but if you hold onto them, it’s on them, no cap.
Whose soever sins ye remit, they are remitted unto them; {and} whose soever {sins} ye retain, they are retained.
But Thomas, one of the twelve, wasn’t around when Jesus showed up.
But Thomas, one of the twelve, called Didymus, was not with them when Jesus came.
The other disciples were like, "We saw the Lord!" But he was all, "Nah, I gotta see the nail marks and feel that rizz before I buy it."
The other disciples therefore said unto him, We have seen the Lord. But he said unto them, Except I shall see in his hands the print of the nails, and put my finger into the print of the nails, and thrust my hand into his side, I will not believe.
Eight days later, the crew was chilling again, and Thomas was there too. Then Jesus appeared, doors locked, and said, "Peace out, y’all."
And after eight days again his disciples were within, and Thomas with them: {then} came Jesus, the doors being shut, and stood in the midst, and said, Peace {be} unto you.
He told Thomas, "Yo, touch my hands and check my side. Don’t be sus, just believe."
Then saith he to Thomas, Reach hither thy finger, and behold my hands; and reach hither thy hand, and thrust {it} into my side: and be not faithless, but believing.
Thomas was like, "My Lord and my God, fr."
And Thomas answered and said unto him, My Lord and my God.
Jesus replied, "Thomas, you believe 'cause you saw me. But blessed are those who haven’t seen and still vibe, periodt."
Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed {are} they that have not seen, and {yet} have believed.
And Jesus pulled off a bunch of other sick signs in front of his disciples that aren’t even in this book.
And many other signs truly did Jesus in the presence of his disciples, which are not written in this book:
So, all this is laid down so you can vibe with the truth that Jesus is the GOAT, the Son of God; and if you believe, you’ll find life through His name, no cap.
But these are written, that ye might believe that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of God; and that believing ye might have life through his name.