Job Chapter 8

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Gen Z Vibe

So Bildad the Shuhite was like, "Yo, peep this."

Original Source

Then answered Bildad the Shuhite, and said,

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Gen Z Vibe

How long you gonna be spilling this tea? Your words blowing hard like a storm, for real.

Original Source

How long wilt thou speak these {things}? and {how long shall} the words of thy mouth {be like} a strong wind?

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Gen Z Vibe

Does the Big Guy really mess around with justice? Like, no cap, does the Almighty play it safe?

Original Source

Doth God pervert judgment? or doth the Almighty pervert justice?

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If your kids goofed up, and He left them hanging for that, that’s totally sus.

Original Source

If thy children have sinned against him, and he have cast them away for their transgression; {for...: Heb. in the hand of their transgression}

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Gen Z Vibe

If you hit up God early and drop your request on the Almighty, bet.

Original Source

If thou wouldest seek unto God betimes, and make thy supplication to the Almighty;

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Gen Z Vibe

If you’re real and straight up, He’s gonna rise up for you and make your vibes go off.

Original Source

If thou {wert} pure and upright; surely now he would awake for thee, and make the habitation of thy righteousness prosperous.

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Gen Z Vibe

Even if you kicked things off small, your glow-up is gonna be massive, periodt.

Original Source

Though thy beginning was small, yet thy latter end should greatly increase.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just vibe with the OGs, and be ready to soak up their wisdom, no cap.

Original Source

For enquire, I pray thee, of the former age, and prepare thyself to the search of their fathers:

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We’re just passing through and know nada, our days are just a quick shadow, fr.

Original Source

(For we {are but of} yesterday, and know nothing, because our days upon earth {are} a shadow:) {nothing: Heb. not}

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Aren’t they gonna educate you, spill the tea, and share what’s on their minds?

Original Source

Shall not they teach thee, {and} tell thee, and utter words out of their heart?

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Can a rush grow without some dirt? Can a flag grow without water? Not at all.

Original Source

Can the rush grow up without mire? can the flag grow without water?

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Gen Z Vibe

While it’s still fresh and hasn’t been snipped, it fades faster than other herbs.

Original Source

Whilst it {is} yet in his greenness, {and} not cut down, it withereth before any {other} herb.

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That’s how things go for those who forget about God; the hypocrite’s hope just evaporates.

Original Source

So {are} the paths of all that forget God; and the hypocrite's hope shall perish:

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Their hope gets snatched away, and their trust is like a spider’s web, weak.

Original Source

Whose hope shall be cut off, and whose trust {shall be} a spider's web. {web: Heb. house}

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They lean on their crib, but it’s not holding up; they grip tight, but it ain’t lasting.

Original Source

He shall lean upon his house, but it shall not stand: he shall hold it fast, but it shall not endure.

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Gen Z Vibe

He’s thriving under the sun, with branches popping in his garden.

Original Source

He {is} green before the sun, and his branch shooteth forth in his garden.

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His roots are all tangled up, checking out the stone vibes.

Original Source

His roots are wrapped about the heap, {and} seeth the place of stones.

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If he gets yanked from his spot, it’s like, “I can’t even see you, dude.”

Original Source

If he destroy him from his place, then {it} shall deny him, {saying}, I have not seen thee.

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Check it out, this is the joy of his way, and others will sprout from the earth.

Original Source

Behold, this {is} the joy of his way, and out of the earth shall others grow.

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God won’t ghost a perfect person, and He’s not backing the evil-doers, fr.

Original Source

Behold, God will not cast away a perfect {man}, neither will he help the evil doers: {help...: Heb. take the ungodly by the hand} {come: Heb. shall not be}

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He’ll boost your mouth with laughter and your lips with solid vibes.

Original Source

Till he fill thy mouth with laughing, and thy lips with rejoicing. {rejoicing: Heb. shouting for joy}

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Those who hate you will be wrapped in shame; the wicked’s spot will totally go down, periodt.

Original Source

They that hate thee shall be clothed with shame; and the dwelling place of the wicked shall come to nought. {shall come...: Heb. shall not be}