Job Chapter 27

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Gen Z Vibe

Job straight-up states,

Original Source

Moreover Job continued his parable, and said, {continued: Heb. added to take up}

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Gen Z Vibe

"As God is my witness, who took my call; and the Almighty, who’s been tripping with my vibes;

Original Source

{As} God liveth, {who} hath taken away my judgment; and the Almighty, {who} hath vexed my soul; {vexed...: Heb. made my soul bitter}

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Gen Z Vibe

As long as I’m breathing and God’s spirit vibes in my nostrils;

Original Source

All the while my breath {is} in me, and the spirit of God {is} in my nostrils; {the spirit...: that is, the breath which God gave him}

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Gen Z Vibe

My lips are not dropping any evil, and my tongue ain't spitting lies.

Original Source

My lips shall not speak wickedness, nor my tongue utter deceit.

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Gen Z Vibe

No cap, I’m not backing you up: until I kick the bucket, I’m keeping my integrity on lock.

Original Source

God forbid that I should justify you: till I die I will not remove mine integrity from me.

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Gen Z Vibe

I’m gripping my rizz, and I’m never letting it slide: my heart won’t call me out as long as I’m breathing.

Original Source

My righteousness I hold fast, and will not let it go: my heart shall not reproach {me} so long as I live. {so long...: Heb. from my days}

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Gen Z Vibe

Let my foe be like the evildoers, and those who rise against me be the unjust.

Original Source

Let mine enemy be as the wicked, and he that riseth up against me as the unrighteous.

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Gen Z Vibe

What’s the point of a phony, even if they flex their stacks? When God snatches their soul, it’s curtains.

Original Source

For what {is} the hope of the hypocrite, though he hath gained, when God taketh away his soul?

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Gen Z Vibe

Will God even peep their cries when chaos hits?

Original Source

Will God hear his cry when trouble cometh upon him?

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Gen Z Vibe

Will they vibe with the Almighty? Will they keep hitting up God?

Original Source

Will he delight himself in the Almighty? will he always call upon God?

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Gen Z Vibe

I’ll spill the tea on what God says: I won’t hide anything from the Almighty.

Original Source

I will teach you by the hand of God: {that} which {is} with the Almighty will I not conceal. {by...: or, being in the hand, etc}

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, you’ve all peeped it; so why are you acting all fake?

Original Source

Behold, all ye yourselves have seen {it}; why then are ye thus altogether vain?

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Gen Z Vibe

This is the destiny of a wicked person with God, and the legacy of oppressors they’ll scoop from the Almighty.

Original Source

This {is} the portion of a wicked man with God, and the heritage of oppressors, {which} they shall receive of the Almighty.

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Gen Z Vibe

If their kids grow, it’s for the sword: and their descendants won’t even get fed.

Original Source

If his children be multiplied, {it is} for the sword: and his offspring shall not be satisfied with bread.

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Gen Z Vibe

Those left will find their end in death: and their widows won’t shed a tear.

Original Source

Those that remain of him shall be buried in death: and his widows shall not weep.

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Gen Z Vibe

Even if they stack up silver like it’s nothing, and craft clothes like they’re made of clay;

Original Source

Though he heap up silver as the dust, and prepare raiment as the clay;

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Gen Z Vibe

They can prep it all, but the righteous will rock it, and the innocent will score the silver.

Original Source

He may prepare {it}, but the just shall put {it} on, and the innocent shall divide the silver.

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Gen Z Vibe

They build their crib like a moth’s nest, and like a tent the keeper sets up.

Original Source

He buildeth his house as a moth, and as a booth {that} the keeper maketh.

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Gen Z Vibe

The wealthy will hit the hay, but they won’t be gathered: they open their eyes, and poof, they’re gone.

Original Source

The rich man shall lie down, but he shall not be gathered: he openeth his eyes, and he {is} not.

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Gen Z Vibe

Fears grab at them like waters, a storm sweeps them away in the dark.

Original Source

Terrors take hold on him as waters, a tempest stealeth him away in the night.

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Gen Z Vibe

The east wind snatches them up, and they’re out: like a storm tossing them from their place.

Original Source

The east wind carrieth him away, and he departeth: and as a storm hurleth him out of his place.

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Gen Z Vibe

For God will come down on them, and won’t hold back: they’d wish to bounce from His hold.

Original Source

For {God} shall cast upon him, and not spare: he would fain flee out of his hand. {he...: Heb. in fleeing he would flee}

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Gen Z Vibe

People will applaud them, and hiss them out of their spot.

Original Source

{Men} shall clap their hands at him, and shall hiss him out of his place.