Jeremiah Chapter 16

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Gen Z Vibe

So God slid into my DMs, saying,

Original Source

The word of the LORD came also unto me, saying,

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Gen Z Vibe

Don't even think about wifing up or having kids in this place, fam.

Original Source

Thou shalt not take thee a wife, neither shalt thou have sons or daughters in this place.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Lord's dropping truth bombs about the kids born here and their parents, fr.

Original Source

For thus saith the LORD concerning the sons and concerning the daughters that are born in this place, and concerning their mothers that bare them, and concerning their fathers that begat them in this land;

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Gen Z Vibe

They gonna catch some major Ls; no one’s gonna feel a thing, and they won’t even be buried; they'll just be trash lying around, with the birds and beasts gonna feast on them.

Original Source

They shall die of grievous deaths; they shall not be lamented; neither shall they be buried; {but} they shall be as dung upon the face of the earth: and they shall be consumed by the sword, and by famine; and their carcases shall be meat for the fowls of heaven, and for the beasts of the earth.

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, don’t even think about rolling up to the grief house or feeling pity; I pulled my peace from this crew, no cap.

Original Source

For thus saith the LORD, Enter not into the house of mourning, neither go to lament nor bemoan them: for I have taken away my peace from this people, saith the LORD, {even} lovingkindness and mercies. {mourning: or, mourning feast}

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Gen Z Vibe

Everybody, big or small, gonna bite the dust in this spot; no one’s getting laid to rest, and nobody's gonna shed tears or do any of that extra stuff.

Original Source

Both the great and the small shall die in this land: they shall not be buried, neither shall {men} lament for them, nor cut themselves, nor make themselves bald for them:

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Gen Z Vibe

Ain’t no one gonna be crying or pouring them drinks to soothe the pain for their fam, periodt.

Original Source

Neither shall {men} tear {themselves} for them in mourning, to comfort them for the dead; neither shall {men} give them the cup of consolation to drink for their father or for their mother. {tear...: or, break bread for them}

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Gen Z Vibe

Seriously, don’t even think about crashing their party to eat and vibe, fam.

Original Source

Thou shalt not also go into the house of feasting, to sit with them to eat and to drink.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, is saying, peep this, I’m about to shut down the fun here; no more wedding vibes or happiness in your view.

Original Source

For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; Behold, I will cause to cease out of this place in your eyes, and in your days, the voice of mirth, and the voice of gladness, the voice of the bridegroom, and the voice of the bride.

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Gen Z Vibe

When you drop this knowledge on these folks, they gonna be like, 'Why’s the Lord coming for us like this? What’s our issue?'

Original Source

And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what {is} our iniquity? or what {is} our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God?

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Gen Z Vibe

You gonna hit them with, 'Your fam ghosted me, chasing after other gods, serving and vibing with them instead of sticking with me and my rules.'

Original Source

Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;

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Gen Z Vibe

You all are going harder than your fam; everyone’s just vibing with their wicked hearts, ignoring me.

Original Source

And ye have done worse than your fathers; for, behold, ye walk every one after the imagination of his evil heart, that they may not hearken unto me: {imagination: or, stubbornness}

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Gen Z Vibe

So I'm about to bounce you outta this land to a place you don’t even know; you’ll be serving other gods day and night, and I won’t show you any love.

Original Source

Therefore will I cast you out of this land into a land that ye know not, {neither} ye nor your fathers; and there shall ye serve other gods day and night; where I will not shew you favour.

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Gen Z Vibe

Check it, the days are coming, says the Lord, when people won’t say, 'The Lord brought the Israelites outta Egypt' anymore.

Original Source

Therefore, behold, the days come, saith the LORD, that it shall no more be said, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt;

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Gen Z Vibe

Instead, they’ll say, 'The Lord’s the one who brought the Israelites from the north and all the places He scattered them,' and I’ll bring them back to their land, no cap.

Original Source

But, The LORD liveth, that brought up the children of Israel from the land of the north, and from all the lands whither he had driven them: and I will bring them again into their land that I gave unto their fathers.

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Gen Z Vibe

Bet, I’m sending out a crew of fishers, says the Lord, and they gonna catch them; then I’ll send hunters to track them down from every mountain and hill, and even the rocks.

Original Source

Behold, I will send for many fishers, saith the LORD, and they shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the holes of the rocks.

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Gen Z Vibe

My eyes are on all their moves; nothing’s slipping by me, no sus vibes.

Original Source

For mine eyes {are} upon all their ways: they are not hid from my face, neither is their iniquity hid from mine eyes.

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Gen Z Vibe

First, I’m gonna double back on their sins; they’ve wrecked my land and filled my inheritance with their foul stuff.

Original Source

And first I will recompense their iniquity and their sin double; because they have defiled my land, they have filled mine inheritance with the carcases of their detestable and abominable things.

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Gen Z Vibe

O Lord, you’re my strength and fortress, my safe haven when things get tough; the outsiders gonna roll up to you from everywhere, saying, 'Our fam inherited lies and empty vibes.'

Original Source

O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and {things} wherein {there is} no profit.

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Gen Z Vibe

Can a dude create gods that aren’t even real?

Original Source

Shall a man make gods unto himself, and they {are} no gods?

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Gen Z Vibe

So, listen up, I’m about to make them know my power; they gonna realize my name is The Lord, fr.

Original Source

Therefore, behold, I will this once cause them to know, I will cause them to know mine hand and my might; and they shall know that my name {is} The LORD. {The LORD: or, JEHOVAH}