Hosea Chapter 5

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Gen Z Vibe

Ayo, check it, priests and crew of Israel; peep this, royal house: judgment’s right around the corner for you, 'cause you’ve been a total snare on Mizpah and a trap on Tabor.

Original Source

Hear ye this, O priests; and hearken, ye house of Israel; and give ye ear, O house of the king; for judgment {is} toward you, because ye have been a snare on Mizpah, and a net spread upon Tabor.

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Gen Z Vibe

The rebels are wild, ready to go off, even though I’ve been putting them on blast.

Original Source

And the revolters are profound to make slaughter, though I {have been} a rebuker of them all. {though: or, and} {a rebuker: Heb. a correction}

3
Gen Z Vibe

I notice you, Ephraim, and Israel can’t front on me: for real, Ephraim, you’re acting mad sus, and Israel’s looking all twisted.

Original Source

I know Ephraim, and Israel is not hid from me: for now, O Ephraim, thou committest whoredom, {and} Israel is defiled.

4
Gen Z Vibe

They won’t switch it up to turn back to their God: the vibe of unfaithfulness is everywhere, and they’re totally missing the Lord.

Original Source

They will not frame their doings to turn unto their God: for the spirit of whoredoms {is} in the midst of them, and they have not known the LORD. {They will...: or, Their doings will not suffer them} {frame: Heb. give}

5
Gen Z Vibe

Israel’s pride is right in their grill: so Israel and Ephraim are gonna take a big hit in their chaos; Judah’s in the same boat, no cap.

Original Source

And the pride of Israel doth testify to his face: therefore shall Israel and Ephraim fall in their iniquity; Judah also shall fall with them.

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Gen Z Vibe

They’ll roll out with their flocks and herds trying to find the Lord, but they’re not gonna vibe with Him; He’s straight ghosting them.

Original Source

They shall go with their flocks and with their herds to seek the LORD; but they shall not find {him}; he hath withdrawn himself from them.

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Gen Z Vibe

They’ve been acting shady with the Lord: they’ve made some sus offspring; now a month’s gonna consume their stuff.

Original Source

They have dealt treacherously against the LORD: for they have begotten strange children: now shall a month devour them with their portions.

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Gen Z Vibe

Sound the horn in Gibeah and the trumpet in Ramah: holler at Beth-aven, what’s popping, Benjamin?

Original Source

Blow ye the cornet in Gibeah, {and} the trumpet in Ramah: cry aloud {at} Bethaven, after thee, O Benjamin.

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Gen Z Vibe

Ephraim’s gonna be straight empty on the day of correction: I’ve made it known among the tribes of Israel what’s about to pop off.

Original Source

Ephraim shall be desolate in the day of rebuke: among the tribes of Israel have I made known that which shall surely be.

10
Gen Z Vibe

The leaders of Judah are like those who play with borders: so I’m about to unleash my wrath on them like a tsunami.

Original Source

The princes of Judah were like them that remove the bound: {therefore} I will pour out my wrath upon them like water.

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Gen Z Vibe

Ephraim’s all shattered and wrecked in judgment, 'cause he picked to roll with the law.

Original Source

Ephraim {is} oppressed {and} broken in judgment, because he willingly walked after the commandment.

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Gen Z Vibe

So I’ll be like a moth to Ephraim, and to Judah, I’ll be like rot.

Original Source

Therefore {will} I {be} unto Ephraim as a moth, and to the house of Judah as rottenness. {rottenness: or, a worm}

13
Gen Z Vibe

When Ephraim saw his sickness and Judah peeped his injury, Ephraim hit up the Assyrian and shot a message to king Jareb: but he couldn’t heal you or mend your wound, fr.

Original Source

When Ephraim saw his sickness, and Judah {saw} his wound, then went Ephraim to the Assyrian, and sent to king Jareb: yet could he not heal you, nor cure you of your wound. {king Jareb: or, the king of Jareb: or, the king that should plead}

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Gen Z Vibe

I’ll be like a lion to Ephraim and a young lion to Judah: I’m about to shred and dip; I’ll take away, and no one’s gonna rescue him.

Original Source

For I {will be} unto Ephraim as a lion, and as a young lion to the house of Judah: I, {even} I, will tear and go away; I will take away, and none shall rescue {him}.

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Gen Z Vibe

I’ll slide back to my crib until they step up and own their wrongs and seek my face: in their struggles, they’ll be searching for me real early.

Original Source

I will go {and} return to my place, till they acknowledge their offence, and seek my face: in their affliction they will seek me early. {acknowledge...: Heb. be guilty}