Genesis Chapter 6
So like, when people started multiplying like crazy on Earth, daughters started showing up, fr.
And it came to pass, when men began to multiply on the face of the earth, and daughters were born unto them,
The sons of God peeped that these girls were hella cute, so they chose wives from all the fire ones they liked, no cap.
That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they {were} fair; and they took them wives of all which they chose.
God was like, “My spirit ain’t about to chill with humans forever; they’re just flesh, and they’ll only kick it for 120 years, periodt.”
And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also {is} flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
Back in the day, there were giants; even after that, when the sons of God connected with the daughters of men, they had kids who were total legends.
There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare {children} to them, the same {became} mighty men which {were} of old, men of renown.
God noticed humanity was acting up with wickedness all over the place, and all their thoughts were straight-up evil, all the time, no cap.
And GOD saw that the wickedness of man {was} great in the earth, and {that} every imagination of the thoughts of his heart {was} only evil continually. {every...: or, the whole imagination: the Hebrew word signifieth not only the imagination, but also the purposes and desires} {continually: Heb. every day}
God was lowkey feeling regretful about creating humans, and it hit Him hard.
And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
So God said, “I’m about to erase everyone I made from the Earth; humans, animals, everything, 'cause I regret making them.”
And the LORD said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them. {both...: Heb. from man unto beast}
But Noah found mad grace in God’s eyes, for real.
But Noah found grace in the eyes of the LORD.
Here’s the scoop on Noah: he was a solid dude, straight-up perfect for his time, and he walked with God like, all the time.
These {are} the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man {and} perfect in his generations, {and} Noah walked with God. {perfect: or, upright}
Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
And Noah begat three sons, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
The earth was totally corrupt, packed with savage vibes, like, no cap.
The earth also was corrupt before God, and the earth was filled with violence.
God checked out the planet and was like, "Yikes, it’s all messed up; everyone’s acting sus."
And God looked upon the earth, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted his way upon the earth.
God dropped a message to Noah, "Yo, it’s the final countdown for all flesh; the earth’s going crazy with violence. I’m about to wipe it out."
And God said unto Noah, The end of all flesh is come before me; for the earth is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the earth. {with the earth: or, from the earth}
"Craft an ark outta gopher wood; set up some rooms in there and cover it inside and out with pitch, fr."
Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch. {rooms: Heb. nests}
"Here’s the game plan: make it 300 cubits long, 50 wide, and 30 tall. That’s the vibe."
And this {is the fashion} which thou shalt make it {of}: The length of the ark {shall be} three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.
"You gotta add a window in it and cap it off at the top; the door goes on the side, with three layers to vibe with."
A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; {with} lower, second, and third {stories} shalt thou make it.
"I’m sending a flood to take out everything that has a breath of life; everything on earth’s about to be wiped, no cap."
And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein {is} the breath of life, from under heaven; {and} every thing that {is} in the earth shall die.
"But I’m making a pact with you; you, your sons, your wife, and your daughters-in-law gotta hop in the ark."
But with thee will I establish my covenant; and thou shalt come into the ark, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.
"Bring two of every living thing into the ark to keep them alive; gotta be male and female, periodt."
And of every living thing of all flesh, two of every {sort} shalt thou bring into the ark, to keep {them} alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
"Two of every bird, livestock, and creepy crawly, all the vibes, are gonna come to you to chill and survive."
Of fowls after their kind, and of cattle after their kind, of every creeping thing of the earth after his kind, two of every {sort} shall come unto thee, to keep {them} alive.
Gather all the food that’s good to munch on, and pile it up for you and the fam. Periodt.
And take thou unto thee of all food that is eaten, and thou shalt gather {it} to thee; and it shall be for food for thee, and for them.
Noah was like, “Bet,” and totally followed through with what God told him to do.
Thus did Noah; according to all that God commanded him, so did he.