Genesis Chapter 5

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Gen Z Vibe

Here's the fam tree of Adam. God crafted man, and he was looking like the ultimate boss; vibes.

Original Source

This {is} the book of the generations of Adam. In the day that God created man, in the likeness of God made he him;

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Gen Z Vibe

He crafted them male and female, blessed them, and called them Adam. Total legendary creation.

Original Source

Male and female created he them; and blessed them, and called their name Adam, in the day when they were created.

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Gen Z Vibe

Adam existed for 130 years, had a mini-me called Seth; rizz on fleek.

Original Source

And Adam lived an hundred and thirty years, and begat {a son} in his own likeness, after his image; and called his name Seth:

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Gen Z Vibe

After Seth, Adam was around for another 800 years and had a whole crew of sons and daughters; no cap.

Original Source

And the days of Adam after he had begotten Seth were eight hundred years: and he begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Adam lived a total of 930 years, then he bounced.

Original Source

And all the days that Adam lived were nine hundred and thirty years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Seth was kicking it for 105 years before he had Enos; lit.

Original Source

And Seth lived an hundred and five years, and begat Enos: {Enos: Heb. Enosh}

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Gen Z Vibe

Seth stuck around for another 807 years post-Enos and had more kids; bussin'.

Original Source

And Seth lived after he begat Enos eight hundred and seven years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Seth's life span? 912, and then he passed on.

Original Source

And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Enos lived for 90 years and had a son named Cainan; fr.

Original Source

And Enos lived ninety years, and begat Cainan: {Cainan: Heb. Kenan}

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Gen Z Vibe

Enos chilled for another 815 years after Cainan and had more kids; savage.

Original Source

And Enos lived after he begat Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Enos was vibin' for 905 years, then he peaced out.

Original Source

And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Cainan popped in at 70, then had Mahalaleel, no cap.

Original Source

And Cainan lived seventy years, and begat Mahalaleel: {Mahalaleel: Gr. Maleleel}

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Gen Z Vibe

Cainan lived 840 more years after that, dropping kids like it’s lit.

Original Source

And Cainan lived after he begat Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Cainan's total lifespan was 910 years, then he kicked the bucket, periodt.

Original Source

And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Mahalaleel was chilling for 65 years, then had Jared.

Original Source

And Mahalaleel lived sixty and five years, and begat Jared: {Jared: Heb. Jered}

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Gen Z Vibe

After Jared, Mahalaleel kept it going for another 830 years, having a whole crew of kids.

Original Source

And Mahalaleel lived after he begat Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Mahalaleel lived for 895 years, then he bounced.

Original Source

And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jared was around for 162 years, then he had Enoch, fr.

Original Source

And Jared lived an hundred sixty and two years, and he begat Enoch:

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Gen Z Vibe

Jared lived 800 more years after Enoch, stacking some kids.

Original Source

And Jared lived after he begat Enoch eight hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Jared’s entire run was 962 years, then he called it a day.

Original Source

And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Enoch was around for 65 years and then had Methuselah, no cap.

Original Source

And Enoch lived sixty and five years, and begat Methuselah: {Methuselah: Gr. Mathusala}

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Gen Z Vibe

Enoch vibed with God for 300 years after having Methuselah and had a bunch of kids.

Original Source

And Enoch walked with God after he begat Methuselah three hundred years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Enoch's total years on Earth? 365, straight up.

Original Source

And all the days of Enoch were three hundred sixty and five years:

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Gen Z Vibe

Enoch was tight with God and then just disappeared; God took him, fr.

Original Source

And Enoch walked with God: and he {was} not; for God took him.

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Gen Z Vibe

Methuselah existed for 187 years and then had Lamech, lit.

Original Source

And Methuselah lived an hundred eighty and seven years, and begat Lamech:

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Gen Z Vibe

After Lamech, Methuselah hung around for another 782 years, popping off with more kids.

Original Source

And Methuselah lived after he begat Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and begat sons and daughters: {Lamech: Heb. Lemech}

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Gen Z Vibe

Methuselah's total years? 969, and then he was out.

Original Source

And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Lamech lived 182 years and then had a son, periodt.

Original Source

And Lamech lived an hundred eighty and two years, and begat a son:

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Gen Z Vibe

He named him Noah, saying, "This dude's gonna bring us relief from our struggles, 'cause the ground's cursed."

Original Source

And he called his name Noah, saying, This {same} shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the ground which the LORD hath cursed. {Noah: Gr. Noe: that is Rest, or, Comfort}

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Gen Z Vibe

Lamech kept living after Noah for 595 years, stacking up more kids.

Original Source

And Lamech lived after he begat Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and begat sons and daughters:

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Gen Z Vibe

Lamech lived for like 777 years, then he dipped.

Original Source

And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he died.

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Gen Z Vibe

Noah was 500 years old when he had his boys: Shem, Ham, and Japheth.

Original Source

And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah begat Shem, Ham, and Japheth.