Genesis Chapter 39
So Joseph got shipped off to Egypt, and Potiphar, a major player in Pharaoh's squad, picked him up from the Ishmaelites. Plot twist alert.
And Joseph was brought down to Egypt; and Potiphar, an officer of Pharaoh, captain of the guard, an Egyptian, bought him of the hands of the Ishmeelites, which had brought him down thither.
The Lord was totally vibing with Joseph, and he was thriving in his boss’s crib.
And the LORD was with Joseph, and he was a prosperous man; and he was in the house of his master the Egyptian.
Potiphar peeped that the Lord was backing Joseph, causing everything he touched to succeed like crazy.
And his master saw that the LORD {was} with him, and that the LORD made all that he did to prosper in his hand.
Joseph earned major respect from Potiphar and began running the whole estate. Everything was in his control.
And Joseph found grace in his sight, and he served him: and he made him overseer over his house, and all {that} he had he put into his hand.
It was popping because once Joseph took charge, the Lord blessed Potiphar's joint just for him; everything was bussin’ in the crib and fields.
And it came to pass from the time {that} he had made him overseer in his house, and over all that he had, that the LORD blessed the Egyptian's house for Joseph's sake; and the blessing of the LORD was upon all that he had in the house, and in the field.
Potiphar had mad trust in Joseph with everything, only stressing about what he was eating. Joseph was straight-up a solid dude, no cap.
And he left all that he had in Joseph's hand; and he knew not ought he had, save the bread which he did eat. And Joseph was {a} goodly {person}, and well favoured.
Then Potiphar’s wife started checking out Joseph and was like, "Yo, come kick it with me."
And it came to pass after these things, that his master's wife cast her eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Lie with me.
But he was like, "Nah fam, my boss doesn’t even know what’s going down in the house, and he put me in charge of everything."
But he refused, and said unto his master's wife, Behold, my master wotteth not what {is} with me in the house, and he hath committed all that he hath to my hand;
I’m the GOAT in this crib; he only held you back, his wife. How can I pull this sus move and sin against God?
{There is} none greater in this house than I; neither hath he kept back any thing from me but thee, because thou {art} his wife: how then can I do this great wickedness, and sin against God?
She kept hitting him up every single day, but he wasn't about that life—no laying down or chilling with her.
And it came to pass, as she spake to Joseph day by day, that he hearkened not unto her, to lie by her, {or} to be with her.
So, Joseph walked into the crib to handle his business, and there were no dudes around, fr.
And it came to pass about this time, that {Joseph} went into the house to do his business; and {there was} none of the men of the house there within.
She grabbed his drip, saying, "Come kick it with me," but he dipped, leaving his threads behind.
And she caught him by his garment, saying, Lie with me: and he left his garment in her hand, and fled, and got him out.
When she noticed he left his drip, she was like, "No way, he just bounced!"
And it came to pass, when she saw that he had left his garment in her hand, and was fled forth,
She called her girls over, saying, "Yo, this Hebrew guy came to roast us; he tried to chill with me, and I yelled, no cap!"
That she called unto the men of her house, and spake unto them, saying, See, he hath brought in an Hebrew unto us to mock us; he came in unto me to lie with me, and I cried with a loud voice: {loud: Heb. great}
When he heard me yell, he ditched his drip and bolted, fr.
And it came to pass, when he heard that I lifted up my voice and cried, that he left his garment with me, and fled, and got him out.
She kept his drip close until her husband came home, periodt.
And she laid up his garment by her, until his lord came home.
She told him, "The Hebrew servant you brought in tried to roast me!"
And she spake unto him according to these words, saying, The Hebrew servant, which thou hast brought unto us, came in unto me to mock me:
I yelled, and he left his drip and ran out, no cap.
And it came to pass, as I lifted up my voice and cried, that he left his garment with me, and fled out.
When her dude heard what she said, he got super heated, like, "What’s good?"
And it came to pass, when his master heard the words of his wife, which she spake unto him, saying, After this manner did thy servant to me; that his wrath was kindled.
So, Joseph’s boss threw him in the clink, where the king's prisoners were locked up; he was stuck there for a minute.
And Joseph's master took him, and put him into the prison, a place where the king's prisoners {were} bound: and he was there in the prison.
But the Lord was vibing with Joseph, showing him mercy and giving him mad favor with the prison boss.
But the LORD was with Joseph, and shewed him mercy, and gave him favour in the sight of the keeper of the prison. {shewed...: Heb. extended kindness unto him}
The warden handed over all the prisoners to Joseph; whatever went down, he was the one making it pop.
And the keeper of the prison committed to Joseph's hand all the prisoners that {were} in the prison; and whatsoever they did there, he was the doer {of it}.
The warden didn’t even sweat the small stuff because the Lord was with him, and everything he did was straight bussin'.
The keeper of the prison looked not to any thing {that was} under his hand; because the LORD was with him, and {that} which he did, the LORD made {it} to prosper.