Ezekiel Chapter 23
So God hit me up again, saying,
The word of the LORD came again unto me, saying,
Yo, there were two girls, the daughters of one mom:
Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother:
They were wildin’ out in Egypt; living large in their youth: their vibes were super strong, but they got wrecked in their innocence.
And they committed whoredoms in Egypt; they committed whoredoms in their youth: there were their breasts pressed, and there they bruised the teats of their virginity.
The names were Aholah the older, and Aholibah her sis: they belonged to me, and they had sons and daughters. Their names were fire; Samaria is Aholah, and Jerusalem is Aholibah.
And the names of them {were} Aholah the elder, and Aholibah her sister: and they were mine, and they bare sons and daughters. Thus {were} their names; Samaria {is} Aholah, and Jerusalem Aholibah. {Aholah: that is, His tent, or, tabernacle} {Aholibah: that is, My tabernacle in her}
Aholah was out here messing around when she was mine; she was all about her crushes, especially on the Assyrians nearby,
And Aholah played the harlot when she was mine; and she doted on her lovers, on the Assyrians {her} neighbours,
Who were dripped out in blue, captains and rulers, all of them fine young men, horseback riding like it was straight outta a movie.
{Which were} clothed with blue, captains and rulers, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding upon horses.
She hooked up with them, all the top guys from Assyria, and with all the idols she was obsessed with: she got sus with all their stuff.
Thus she committed her whoredoms with them, with all them {that were} the chosen men of Assyria, and with all on whom she doted: with all their idols she defiled herself. {committed...: Heb. bestowed her whoredoms upon them} {the chosen...: Heb. the choice of the children of Asshur}
She didn't even leave her past back in Egypt: in her youth, they had their way with her, messing with her innocence, showering her with their vibes.
Neither left she her whoredoms {brought} from Egypt: for in her youth they lay with her, and they bruised the breasts of her virginity, and poured their whoredom upon her.
So I let her go to her lovers, to the Assyrians she was vibing with.
Wherefore I have delivered her into the hand of her lovers, into the hand of the Assyrians, upon whom she doted.
They exposed her: they took her kids and slayed her with the sword: and she became the talk of the town among the women; they served her justice.
These discovered her nakedness: they took her sons and her daughters, and slew her with the sword: and she became famous among women; for they had executed judgment upon her. {famous: Heb. a name}
Aholibah peeped what was happening, and she was even more sus in her love than her sis, acting wild with her whoredoms.
And when her sister Aholibah saw {this}, she was more corrupt in her inordinate love than she, and in her whoredoms more than her sister in {her} whoredoms. {she was...: Heb. she corrupted her inordinate love more than, etc} {more than...: Heb. more than the whoredoms of her sister}
She was obsessed with those Assyrian vibes, crushing on the fly captains and rulers looking fresh, with horsemen that were total snack goals.
She doted upon the Assyrians {her} neighbours, captains and rulers clothed most gorgeously, horsemen riding upon horses, all of them desirable young men.
I noticed she was messed up, and they were all vibing the same way.
Then I saw that she was defiled, {that} they {took} both one way,
She was just out here upping her whoredoms; when she saw those guys painted on the wall, the Chaldeans looked so lit.
And {that} she increased her whoredoms: for when she saw men pourtrayed upon the wall, the images of the Chaldeans pourtrayed with vermilion,
Dressed in dope fits and headgear, all of them seemed like princes, just vibing like the Babylonians from their turf.
Girded with girdles upon their loins, exceeding in dyed attire upon their heads, all of them princes to look to, after the manner of the Babylonians of Chaldea, the land of their nativity:
As soon as she peeped them, she was all about it and sent messages to Chaldea, no cap.
And as soon as she saw them with her eyes, she doted upon them, and sent messengers unto them into Chaldea. {as soon...: Heb. at the sight of her eyes}
The Babylonians came to her love bed, and they got all up in her whoredom, leaving her completely polluted and her mind wandering off.
And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoredom, and she was polluted with them, and her mind was alienated from them. {Babylonians: Heb. children of Babel} {alienated: Heb. loosed, or, disjointed}
So she was like, "Check out my whoredoms," and showed off her nakedness; then I was like, "Nah, I'm out," just like I was with her sister.
So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
Yet she kept stacking her whoredoms, reminiscing about her wild youth when she was out there in Egypt.
Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
She was totally into those lovers, whose flesh was like donkeys and whose game was like horses.
For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh {is as} the flesh of asses, and whose issue {is like} the issue of horses.
Yo, remember when you were wildin' back in the day, getting played by the Egyptians? Real sus.
Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
So, Aholibah, listen up—God's about to send your exes at you from all angles, and it's gonna be a whole vibe.
Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;
The Babylonians, Chaldeans, Pekod, Shoa, Koa, and all the Assyrians rolling in like, "We the goated squad," all on horses looking fresh.
The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, {and} all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.
They’re rolling up with chariots and a whole crew, ready to flex with shields and helmets, and God’s gonna set the rules for them to judge you, fr.
And they shall come against thee with chariots, wagons, and wheels, and with an assembly of people, {which} shall set against thee buckler and shield and helmet round about: and I will set judgment before them, and they shall judge thee according to their judgments.
I'm bringing my jealousy against you, and they're gonna be ruthless—taking your nose and ears, leaving you with nothing, and your fam's getting caught up too.
And I will set my jealousy against thee, and they shall deal furiously with thee: they shall take away thy nose and thine ears; and thy remnant shall fall by the sword: they shall take thy sons and thy daughters; and thy residue shall be devoured by the fire.
They’re gonna strip you of your drip and snatch your jewels, no cap.
They shall also strip thee out of thy clothes, and take away thy fair jewels. {fair...: Heb. instruments of thy decking}
I'm stopping your wild days, and you won't be vibing with Egypt anymore, periodt.
Thus will I make thy lewdness to cease from thee, and thy whoredom {brought} from the land of Egypt: so that thou shalt not lift up thine eyes unto them, nor remember Egypt any more.
God’s saying, "I’m handing you over to those you can’t stand, the ones you’re all twisted about."
For thus saith the Lord GOD; Behold, I will deliver thee into the hand {of them} whom thou hatest, into the hand {of them} from whom thy mind is alienated:
They’re gonna treat you like trash, taking everything you worked for, leaving you exposed, and your shame's gonna be all out there.
And they shall deal with thee hatefully, and shall take away all thy labour, and shall leave thee naked and bare: and the nakedness of thy whoredoms shall be discovered, both thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
I’m doing this 'cause you chased after the heathens and got all mixed up with their idols.
I will do these {things} unto thee, because thou hast gone a whoring after the heathen, {and} because thou art polluted with their idols.
You’ve been vibing with your sis, so I’m serving you her cup, no cap.
Thou hast walked in the way of thy sister; therefore will I give her cup into thine hand.
The Lord said, "You’re gonna chug your sister’s cup, it’s deep and wild: people gonna roast you hard, it’s packed."
Thus saith the Lord GOD; Thou shalt drink of thy sister's cup deep and large: thou shalt be laughed to scorn and had in derision; it containeth much.
You’re gonna be lit with drunkenness and feels, sipping on shock and despair, that cup from your sis Samaria.
Thou shalt be filled with drunkenness and sorrow, with the cup of astonishment and desolation, with the cup of thy sister Samaria.
You’ll drink it all, no waste, and break the pieces, even hurt yourself: I said it, for real, says the Lord.
Thou shalt even drink it and suck {it} out, and thou shalt break the sherds thereof, and pluck off thine own breasts: for I have spoken {it}, saith the Lord GOD.
So the Lord is like, "Since you forgot me and tossed me aside, own your wildness and your shady moves."
Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD; Because thou hast forgotten me, and cast me behind thy back, therefore bear thou also thy lewdness and thy whoredoms.
The Lord hit me up, "Yo, son of man, you gonna judge Aholah and Aholibah? Spill the tea on their mess."
The LORD said moreover unto me; Son of man, wilt thou judge Aholah and Aholibah? yea, declare unto them their abominations; {judge: or, plead for}
They’ve been cheating, blood on their hands, and with their idols, they’ve been unfaithful, even making their kids go through the fire, like, what?
That they have committed adultery, and blood {is} in their hands, and with their idols have they committed adultery, and have also caused their sons, whom they bare unto me, to pass for them through {the fire}, to devour {them}.
And this is how they’ve dissed me: they messed up my sanctuary that same day and disrespected my sabbaths.
Moreover this they have done unto me: they have defiled my sanctuary in the same day, and have profaned my sabbaths.
After they sacrificed their kids to their idols, they rolled up in my sanctuary that same day to mess it up; like, seriously, why are they in my house?
For when they had slain their children to their idols, then they came the same day into my sanctuary to profane it; and, lo, thus have they done in the midst of mine house.
Plus, you called for peeps from far away, and they came through after a messenger was sent; you got all cleaned up, did your eyes, and flexed with your bling.
And furthermore, that ye have sent for men to come from far, unto whom a messenger {was} sent; and, lo, they came: for whom thou didst wash thyself, paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst thyself with ornaments, {to come: Heb. coming}
She’s chillin’ on a fancy bed, with a table all set up, got that incense and oil ready.
And satest upon a stately bed, and a table prepared before it, whereupon thou hast set mine incense and mine oil. {stately: Heb. honourable}
A whole squad was vibin’ with her, and they brought in Sabeans from the wild, flexin’ bracelets and dope crowns.
And a voice of a multitude being at ease {was} with her: and with the men of the common sort {were} brought Sabeans from the wilderness, which put bracelets upon their hands, and beautiful crowns upon their heads. {of the...: Heb. of the multitude of men} {Sabeans: or, drunkards}
I asked her, the one who's been around, "Are they really gonna get down with her, and she with them?"
Then said I unto {her that was} old in adulteries, Will they now commit whoredoms with her, and she {with them}? {whoredoms...: Heb. her whoredoms}
But they still rolled in like they do with a total thot: that’s how they went in on Aholah and Aholibah, the wild ones.
Yet they went in unto her, as they go in unto a woman that playeth the harlot: so went they in unto Aholah and unto Aholibah, the lewd women.
The righteous peeps gonna judge them like they do with the side chicks, ‘cause they’re out here being shady and got blood on their hands.
And the righteous men, they shall judge them after the manner of adulteresses, and after the manner of women that shed blood; because they {are} adulteresses, and blood {is} in their hands.
For real, the Lord God’s like, “I’m sending a crew to handle them, and they gonna get wrecked.”
For thus saith the Lord GOD; I will bring up a company upon them, and will give them to be removed and spoiled. {to be...: Heb. for a removing and spoil}
That crew gonna stone them and go all out with swords; they’ll take out their kids and torch their houses.
And the company shall stone them with stones, and dispatch them with their swords; they shall slay their sons and their daughters, and burn up their houses with fire. {dispatch...: or, single them out}
I’m about to end the wildness in the land, so all the ladies can learn not to act like you.
Thus will I cause lewdness to cease out of the land, that all women may be taught not to do after your lewdness.
They gonna hit you back with your own wildness, and you’ll carry the weight of your idols: you’ll know I’m the Lord God, no cap.
And they shall recompense your lewdness upon you, and ye shall bear the sins of your idols: and ye shall know that I {am} the Lord GOD.