Exodus Chapter 37
Bezaleel whipped up the ark using some sick shittim wood: it measured two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half tall, fr.
And Bezaleel made the ark {of} shittim wood: two cubits and a half {was} the length of it, and a cubit and a half the breadth of it, and a cubit and a half the height of it:
He covered it in pure gold on both the inside and outside, plus added a gold crown around it, that’s mad fire.
And he overlaid it with pure gold within and without, and made a crown of gold to it round about.
Four gold rings were added, one at each corner; two on one side and two on the opposite, keeping the whole vibe intact.
And he cast for it four rings of gold, {to be set} by the four corners of it; even two rings upon the one side of it, and two rings upon the other side of it.
Staves were made from shittim wood and dripped in gold, like that’s just his style.
And he made staves {of} shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold.
He slid the staves into the rings on the sides of the ark for easy carrying, real smooth moves.
And he put the staves into the rings by the sides of the ark, to bear the ark.
The mercy seat was crafted from pure gold: two and a half cubits long and one and a half wide, straight lit.
And he made the mercy seat {of} pure gold: two cubits and a half {was} the length thereof, and one cubit and a half the breadth thereof.
Two gold cherubims were formed, all from one solid piece, chillin’ at either end of the mercy seat.
And he made two cherubims {of} gold, beaten out of one piece made he them, on the two ends of the mercy seat; {on...: or, out of, etc}
One cherub was on this end, the other on the opposite, both created from the mercy seat, just vibing together.
One cherub on the end on this side, and another cherub on the {other} end on that side: out of the mercy seat made he the cherubims on the two ends thereof. {on the end: or, out of, etc} {on the other end: or, out of, etc}
Their wings were spread wide, covering the mercy seat, facing each other like, “What’s up?”
And the cherubims spread out {their} wings on high, {and} covered with their wings over the mercy seat, with their faces one to another; {even} to the mercy seatward were the faces of the cherubims.
He put together the table from shittim wood: two cubits long, a cubit wide, and a cubit and a half tall, that’s some solid skill.
And he made the table {of} shittim wood: two cubits {was} the length thereof, and a cubit the breadth thereof, and a cubit and a half the height thereof:
Pure gold was used to deck it out, along with a gold crown around it. No cap, that’s hella fancy.
And he overlaid it with pure gold, and made thereunto a crown of gold round about.
A border was placed around it, hand-sized, then a gold crown was added for that extra drip.
Also he made thereunto a border of an handbreadth round about; and made a crown of gold for the border thereof round about.
Four gold rings were crafted for it and placed on the corners, making it lit.
And he cast for it four rings of gold, and put the rings upon the four corners that {were} in the four feet thereof.
These rings were chillin' by the border, ready for the staves to hold the table, no cap.
Over against the border were the rings, the places for the staves to bear the table.
He made the staves from shittim wood, then blinged them in gold to carry the table, pure flex.
And he made the staves {of} shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold, to bear the table.
The table’s items—dishes, spoons, bowls, and covers—were all made of pure gold. Bussin'.
And he made the vessels which {were} upon the table, his dishes, and his spoons, and his bowls, and his covers to cover withal, {of} pure gold. {to cover...: or, to pour out withal}
Crafted from pure gold was the candlestick, all beaten down and looking goated; the shaft, branches, bowls, knops, and flowers all matched perfectly.
And he made the candlestick {of} pure gold: {of} beaten work made he the candlestick; his shaft, and his branch, his bowls, his knops, and his flowers, were of the same:
Six branches popped out; three on one side and three on the other, just flexing.
And six branches going out of the sides thereof; three branches of the candlestick out of the one side thereof, and three branches of the candlestick out of the other side thereof:
Each branch had three almond-shaped bowls, equipped with a knop and a flower—totally aesthetic, fr.
Three bowls made after the fashion of almonds in one branch, a knop and a flower; and three bowls made like almonds in another branch, a knop and a flower: so throughout the six branches going out of the candlestick.
The candlestick held four almond-shaped bowls, plus his knops and flowers—no sus vibes at all.
And in the candlestick {were} four bowls made like almonds, his knops, and his flowers:
He placed a knop under two branches, another knop under two branches, and yet another under two branches, all matching the six branches vibing out.
And a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, and a knop under two branches of the same, according to the six branches going out of it.
Their knops and branches were identical: it was one fly piece made of pure gold, no cap.
Their knops and their branches were of the same: all of it {was} one beaten work {of} pure gold.
Seven lamps, snuffers, and snuffdishes were crafted from pure gold, fr.
And he made his seven lamps, and his snuffers, and his snuffdishes, {of} pure gold.
All of it was made from a talent of pure gold, straight fire.
{Of} a talent of pure gold made he it, and all the vessels thereof.
He constructed the incense altar from shittim wood: it was a cubit long and wide, perfectly squared; two cubits high, with horns matching the vibe.
And he made the incense altar {of} shittim wood: the length of it {was} a cubit, and the breadth of it a cubit; {it was} foursquare; and two cubits {was} the height of it; the horns thereof were of the same.
Pure gold covered the top and sides, plus a gold crown was added around it, that’s lit.
And he overlaid it with pure gold, {both} the top of it, and the sides thereof round about, and the horns of it: also he made unto it a crown of gold round about.
Two gold rings were made under the crown, at the corners, for staves to carry it, savage move.
And he made two rings of gold for it under the crown thereof, by the two corners of it, upon the two sides thereof, to be places for the staves to bear it withal.
He crafted the staves from shittim wood and decked them in gold, pure rizz.
And he made the staves {of} shittim wood, and overlaid them with gold.
The holy anointing oil and the pure incense of sweet spices were whipped up, like a pro apothecary, periodt.
And he made the holy anointing oil, and the pure incense of sweet spices, according to the work of the apothecary.