Exodus Chapter 12
So the Lord hit up Moses and Aaron in Egypt, saying,
And the LORD spake unto Moses and Aaron in the land of Egypt, saying,
This month is the kickoff for all months for you, like the first month of the year, no cap.
This month {shall be} unto you the beginning of months: it {shall be} the first month of the year to you.
Tell the whole crew of Israel, on the tenth day of this month, every fam needs to scoop a lamb, one for each house, periodt.
Speak ye unto all the congregation of Israel, saying, In the tenth {day} of this month they shall take to them every man a lamb, according to the house of {their} fathers, a lamb for an house: {lamb: or, kid}
If your squad is too small for a full lamb, vibe with your neighbor and split it based on how many are eating, fr.
And if the household be too little for the lamb, let him and his neighbour next unto his house take {it} according to the number of the souls; every man according to his eating shall make your count for the lamb.
Your lamb has to be perfect, a male from the first year: grab it from the sheep or goats, lit.
Your lamb shall be without blemish, a male of the first year: ye shall take {it} out from the sheep, or from the goats: {of...: Heb. son of a year}
Hold on to it until the fourteenth day of the month: the whole Israel crew will chill and take it out in the evening.
And ye shall keep it up until the fourteenth day of the same month: and the whole assembly of the congregation of Israel shall kill it in the evening. {in...: Heb. between the two evenings}
They gotta take the blood and put it on the two side posts and the top of the doorframe where they’re eating.
And they shall take of the blood, and strike {it} on the two side posts and on the upper door post of the houses, wherein they shall eat it.
They’ll feast on the meat that night, roast it up with fire, with unleavened bread and bitter herbs, that's the vibe.
And they shall eat the flesh in that night, roast with fire, and unleavened bread; {and} with bitter {herbs} they shall eat it.
Don’t eat it raw or boiled, only roast it with fire; head, legs, and all the good bits included, no cap.
Eat not of it raw, nor sodden at all with water, but roast {with} fire; his head with his legs, and with the purtenance thereof.
Don’t let any leftovers chill until morning; whatever’s left, burn it with fire.
And ye shall let nothing of it remain until the morning; and that which remaineth of it until the morning ye shall burn with fire.
So y'all gotta eat it with your gear on, shoes laced, and staff in hand; eat it quick, 'cause it's the Lord's passover, no cap.
And thus shall ye eat it; {with} your loins girded, your shoes on your feet, and your staff in your hand; and ye shall eat it in haste: it {is} the LORD'S passover.
God’s rolling through Egypt tonight, taking out all the firstborns, man and beast; He’s throwing shade at all the Egyptian gods: I am the Lord, periodt.
For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, both man and beast; and against all the gods of Egypt I will execute judgment: I {am} the LORD. {gods: or, princes}
The blood's gonna be your sign on the houses you chill in; when I peep the blood, I'll pass over you, and the plague won't mess with you when I hit Egypt.
And the blood shall be to you for a token upon the houses where ye {are}: and when I see the blood, I will pass over you, and the plague shall not be upon you to destroy {you}, when I smite the land of Egypt. {to destroy...: Heb. for a destruction}
This day’s gonna be a reminder for you; keep it lit as a feast for the Lord forever, it's a whole vibe.
And this day shall be unto you for a memorial; and ye shall keep it a feast to the LORD throughout your generations; ye shall keep it a feast by an ordinance for ever.
For seven days, munch on unleavened bread; on day one, kick out the leaven from your crib; if anyone eats leavened bread during that time, they’re outta Israel, fr.
Seven days shall ye eat unleavened bread; even the first day ye shall put away leaven out of your houses: for whosoever eateth leavened bread from the first day until the seventh day, that soul shall be cut off from Israel.
First day’s a holy meetup, and the seventh day too; no work, just eat what you gotta eat, that’s the vibe.
And in the first day {there shall be} an holy convocation, and in the seventh day there shall be an holy convocation to you; no manner of work shall be done in them, save {that} which every man must eat, that only may be done of you. {man: Heb. soul}
Keep the feast of unleavened bread; I brought your crew outta Egypt on this day, so remember it forever, it’s goated.
And ye shall observe {the feast of} unleavened bread; for in this selfsame day have I brought your armies out of the land of Egypt: therefore shall ye observe this day in your generations by an ordinance for ever.
In the first month, on the 14th day at night, chow down on unleavened bread until the 21st day at night.
In the first {month}, on the fourteenth day of the month at even, ye shall eat unleavened bread, until the one and twentieth day of the month at even.
No leaven should be found in your houses for seven days; if anyone eats leavened stuff, they’re cut off from Israel, whether they're local or a stranger, no cap.
Seven days shall there be no leaven found in your houses: for whosoever eateth that which is leavened, even that soul shall be cut off from the congregation of Israel, whether he be a stranger, or born in the land.
Eat nothing leavened; in all your spots, keep it unleavened bread only.
Ye shall eat nothing leavened; in all your habitations shall ye eat unleavened bread.
So Moses hit up all the elders of Israel and was like, "Get yourself a lamb for your fam and slay that passover."
Then Moses called for all the elders of Israel, and said unto them, Draw out and take you a lamb according to your families, and kill the passover. {lamb: or, kid}
Grab a bunch of hyssop, dip it in the blood from the bowl, and smear it on the doorframe and sides; no one dips out till morning, no cap.
And ye shall take a bunch of hyssop, and dip {it} in the blood that {is} in the bason, and strike the lintel and the two side posts with the blood that {is} in the bason; and none of you shall go out at the door of his house until the morning.
The Lord's gonna roll through to smite the Egyptians; when He sees the blood on the door, He'll pass over and not let the destroyer in your crib, fr.
For the LORD will pass through to smite the Egyptians; and when he seeth the blood upon the lintel, and on the two side posts, the LORD will pass over the door, and will not suffer the destroyer to come in unto your houses to smite {you}.
Keep this on lock as a forever thing for you and your kids, periodt.
And ye shall observe this thing for an ordinance to thee and to thy sons for ever.
When you hit the land the Lord's gonna hook you up with, just like He promised, make sure to keep this vibe going.
And it shall come to pass, when ye be come to the land which the LORD will give you, according as he hath promised, that ye shall keep this service.
When your kids ask, "What's up with this service?" you tell them, "It's the Lord's passover sacrifice."
And it shall come to pass, when your children shall say unto you, What mean ye by this service?
He passed over the houses of the Israelites in Egypt when He took out the Egyptians, and our houses got saved. The crew bowed their heads and worshipped, straight up.
That ye shall say, It {is} the sacrifice of the LORD'S passover, who passed over the houses of the children of Israel in Egypt, when he smote the Egyptians, and delivered our houses. And the people bowed the head and worshipped.
The Israelites bounced and did exactly what the Lord told Moses and Aaron to do, no doubt.
And the children of Israel went away, and did as the LORD had commanded Moses and Aaron, so did they.
At midnight, the Lord took out all the firstborns in Egypt, from Pharaoh on his throne to the captives in the dungeon, and even the cattle, that's wild.
And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that {was} in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. {dungeon: Heb. house of the pit}
Pharaoh woke up in the night with his crew, and there was a major freakout in Egypt; every house had at least one dead, that's savage.
And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for {there was} not a house where {there was} not one dead.
He hit up Moses and Aaron at night, like, "Yo, get up and bounce from my peeps, you and the squad; go serve the Lord, just like you said."
And he called for Moses and Aaron by night, and said, Rise up, {and} get you forth from among my people, both ye and the children of Israel; and go, serve the LORD, as ye have said.
Also, take your flocks and herds, just like you said, and dip; and don’t forget to bless me too.
Also take your flocks and your herds, as ye have said, and be gone; and bless me also.
The Egyptians were lowkey stressing the people, like, "Send them out ASAP; we’re all gonna be dead, no cap."
And the Egyptians were urgent upon the people, that they might send them out of the land in haste; for they said, We {be} all dead {men}.
The people scooped their dough before it was leavened, carrying their kneading troughs all wrapped up in their fits on their shoulders.
And the people took their dough before it was leavened, their kneadingtroughs being bound up in their clothes upon their shoulders. {kneadingtroughs: or, dough}
The kids of Israel did what Moses said; they borrowed swag from the Egyptians—silver, gold, and fresh fits.
And the children of Israel did according to the word of Moses; and they borrowed of the Egyptians jewels of silver, and jewels of gold, and raiment:
The Lord made the people look good in the eyes of the Egyptians, so they lent them whatever they needed. They totally flexed on the Egyptians.
And the LORD gave the people favour in the sight of the Egyptians, so that they lent unto them {such things as they required}. And they spoiled the Egyptians.
The kids of Israel rolled out from Rameses to Succoth, like six hundred thousand guys on foot, plus the kiddos.
And the children of Israel journeyed from Rameses to Succoth, about six hundred thousand on foot {that were} men, beside children.
A mixed crew came along too; they brought flocks and herds, like, a whole lot of cattle.
And a mixed multitude went up also with them; and flocks, and herds, {even} very much cattle. {a mixed...: Heb. a great mixture}
They baked unleavened cakes from the dough they brought outta Egypt, 'cause it wasn’t leavened; they got kicked out and didn’t have time to prep any food.
And they baked unleavened cakes of the dough which they brought forth out of Egypt, for it was not leavened; because they were thrust out of Egypt, and could not tarry, neither had they prepared for themselves any victual.
The kids of Israel were chilling in Egypt for four hundred thirty years, just vibing.
Now the sojourning of the children of Israel, who dwelt in Egypt, {was} four hundred and thirty years.
So after 430 years, on that same day, all of the Lord's squad bounced from Egypt. Major vibes.
And it came to pass at the end of the four hundred and thirty years, even the selfsame day it came to pass, that all the hosts of the LORD went out from the land of Egypt.
It's a night to remember for the Lord, celebrating the exit from Egypt; this night is lit for all the fam of Israel forever.
It {is} a night to be much observed unto the LORD for bringing them out from the land of Egypt: this {is} that night of the LORD to be observed of all the children of Israel in their generations. {a night...: Heb. a night of observations}
The Lord told Moses and Aaron, "This is how the Passover goes: no outsiders can munch on it."
And the LORD said unto Moses and Aaron, This {is} the ordinance of the passover: There shall no stranger eat thereof:
But if you got a servant you copped with cash, once they’re circumcised, they can eat it.
But every man's servant that is bought for money, when thou hast circumcised him, then shall he eat thereof.
No foreigners or hired help can join in on the feast.
A foreigner and an hired servant shall not eat thereof.
Gotta eat it in one crib; don't take any of the meat outside, and no bones should get broken.
In one house shall it be eaten; thou shalt not carry forth ought of the flesh abroad out of the house; neither shall ye break a bone thereof.
The whole crew of Israel needs to keep it real and observe this.
All the congregation of Israel shall keep it. {keep...: Heb. do it}
If a stranger is chilling with you and wants to do the Passover for the Lord, get all the guys circumcised, then they can join in; they'll be just like a local. No uncircumcised peeps allowed to eat.
And when a stranger shall sojourn with thee, and will keep the passover to the LORD, let all his males be circumcised, and then let him come near and keep it; and he shall be as one that is born in the land: for no uncircumcised person shall eat thereof.
One rule for the home team and the outsiders hanging with you, no cap.
One law shall be to him that is homeborn, and unto the stranger that sojourneth among you.
And that's exactly what all the kids of Israel did; they followed the Lord's orders through Moses and Aaron, periodt.
Thus did all the children of Israel; as the LORD commanded Moses and Aaron, so did they.
So, on that same day, the Lord flexed and led the Israelites outta Egypt with their squads.
And it came to pass the selfsame day, {that} the LORD did bring the children of Israel out of the land of Egypt by their armies.