Revelation Chapter 6
So I was peeping when the Lamb cracked open one of the seals, and I caught this thunderous vibe, one of the four beasts was like, "Come check it out, fam."
And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four beasts saying, Come and see.
Out of nowhere, I saw a white horse pull up, and the rider had a bow and a crown, out there conquering, no cap.
And I saw, and behold a white horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.
Once he popped the second seal, I heard the second beast say, "Come and peep this, fr."
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
Then another red horse rolled out, and the rider had the power to snatch peace from the earth, leaving people going savage on each other with a huge sword.
And there went out another horse {that was} red: and {power} was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a great sword.
After he opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, "Come and see." I looked, and there was a black horse; the rider was holding some scales.
And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his hand.
In the mix of those four beasts, I caught a voice saying, "A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; but don't mess with the oil and the wine, aight?"
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and {see} thou hurt not the oil and the wine. {A measure: the word choenix signifieth a measure containing one wine quart, and the twelfth part of a quart}
When he opened the fourth seal, the fourth beast was like, "Come and see."
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
I peeped again, and there was a pale horse; the rider's name was Death, with Hell right behind him. They had power over a quarter of the earth to take lives with a sword, hunger, death, and wild beasts.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth. {unto them: or, to him}
So when he opened the fifth seal, I noticed under the altar the souls of those who were taken out for the word of God and their testimonies.
And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of God, and for the testimony which they held:
They were shouting, "How long, O Lord, holy and true, until you judge and get back at those on the earth for our blood?"
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Lord, holy and true, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
Each of them was given white robes, and they were told to chill for a minute until their homies and bros who were gonna be killed like them were ready.
And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellowservants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they {were}, should be fulfilled.
I saw when he opened the sixth seal, and there was a huge earthquake; the sun went black like sackcloth, and the moon looked blood red, no cap.
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
Stars dropped from heaven to earth like a fig tree losing its figs when a strong wind shakes it.
And the stars of heaven fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind. {untimely figs: or, green figs}
The heaven rolled away like a scroll, and every mountain and island got shifted from their spots, wild.
And the heaven departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
The kings of the earth, the big shots, the rich folks, the top captains, and everyone else were hiding in caves and the rocks of the mountains, periodt.
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
They shouted to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us, and hide us from the throne guy and the wrath of the Lamb."
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
For the big day of His wrath has come; and who can even stand, fr?
For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?