Revelation Chapter 16
So I heard a loud voice from the temple telling the seven angels, "Bounce and unleash the vibes of God's anger on the earth."
And I heard a great voice out of the temple saying to the seven angels, Go your ways, and pour out the vials of the wrath of God upon the earth.
The first angel dipped and tossed his vial on the earth; and a gross sore hit the folks with the beast's mark and those who vibed with his image.
And the first went, and poured out his vial upon the earth; and there fell a noisome and grievous sore upon the men which had the mark of the beast, and {upon} them which worshipped his image.
Then the second angel splashed his vial into the sea; it turned into blood like a dead dude, and every living being in the sea just straight-up bit the dust.
And the second angel poured out his vial upon the sea; and it became as the blood of a dead {man}: and every living soul died in the sea.
The third angel dumped his vial on the rivers and water sources; and they turned into blood.
And the third angel poured out his vial upon the rivers and fountains of waters; and they became blood.
I caught the angel of the waters saying, "You’re totally righteous, Lord, who was, is, and will be, 'cause you judged them like this."
And I heard the angel of the waters say, Thou art righteous, O Lord, which art, and wast, and shalt be, because thou hast judged thus.
They spilled the blood of saints and prophets, so you served them blood to drink; they totally earned it, no cap.
For they have shed the blood of saints and prophets, and thou hast given them blood to drink; for they are worthy.
I heard another voice from the altar say, "For real, Lord God Almighty, your judgments are true and right on point."
And I heard another out of the altar say, Even so, Lord God Almighty, true and righteous {are} thy judgments.
The fourth angel splashed his vial on the sun; and he got the power to roast folks with fire.
And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire.
People got scorched with crazy heat and were like, "Nah," disrespecting God’s name, who’s got control over these plagues, and they didn’t even repent to give him props.
And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory. {scorched: or, burned}
The fifth angel dumped his vial on the beast’s throne; and his kingdom was all dark; they were chomping on their tongues from the pain.
And the fifth angel poured out his vial upon the seat of the beast; and his kingdom was full of darkness; and they gnawed their tongues for pain,
They blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pain and sores, yet they still didn’t turn back from their actions.
And blasphemed the God of heaven because of their pains and their sores, and repented not of their deeds.
The sixth angel poured out his vial on the Euphrates River; the water dried up so the kings of the east could roll in.
And the sixth angel poured out his vial upon the great river Euphrates; and the water thereof was dried up, that the way of the kings of the east might be prepared.
I peeped three sus spirits like frogs coming out of the dragon’s mouth, the beast’s mouth, and the false prophet’s mouth.
And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs {come} out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
These spirits are from devils, pulling off miracles, hitting up the kings of the earth and the whole world to hype them up for that epic battle of God Almighty’s day.
For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, {which} go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.
Yo, I’m rolling in like a thief. Blessed is the one who stays woke and keeps their drip tight, so they don’t walk around bare and get caught.
Behold, I come as a thief. Blessed {is} he that watcheth, and keepeth his garments, lest he walk naked, and they see his shame.
He gathered them in a place called Armageddon in Hebrew, no cap.
And he gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew tongue Armageddon.
The seventh angel splashed his vial into the air; and a dope voice came from the temple in heaven, from the throne, saying, "It’s completed."
And the seventh angel poured out his vial into the air; and there came a great voice out of the temple of heaven, from the throne, saying, It is done.
There were voices, thunder, and lightning; and a massive earthquake hit, like nothing seen since humans were on the earth, super powerful and wild.
And there were voices, and thunders, and lightnings; and there was a great earthquake, such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, {and} so great.
The great city split into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell; and great Babylon was remembered before God, getting the cup of the wine of his fierce wrath.
And the great city was divided into three parts, and the cities of the nations fell: and great Babylon came in remembrance before God, to give unto her the cup of the wine of the fierceness of his wrath.
Every island dipped, and the mountains were nowhere to be spotted.
And every island fled away, and the mountains were not found.
A massive hailstorm dropped from heaven, every stone weighing a talent; and folks blasphemed God because of the hail plague, which was straight-up wild.
And there fell upon men a great hail out of heaven, {every stone} about the weight of a talent: and men blasphemed God because of the plague of the hail; for the plague thereof was exceeding great.