Revelation Chapter 11
So this angel hit me with a rod vibe check, and he was like, "Yo, measure the temple and the altar where the worshippers be at."
And there was given me a reed like unto a rod: and the angel stood, saying, Rise, and measure the temple of God, and the altar, and them that worship therein.
But skip the outer court; that’s for the Gentiles, and they’re gonna trample the holy city for 42 months, no cap.
But the court which is without the temple leave out, and measure it not; for it is given unto the Gentiles: and the holy city shall they tread under foot forty {and} two months. {leave out: Gr. cast out}
I’m handing power to my two witnesses, and they’re about to drop some serious truth for like 1,260 days, rocking those sackcloth fits.
And I will give {power} unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred {and} threescore days, clothed in sackcloth. {I will give...: or, I will give unto my two witnesses that they may prophesy}
These are the two olive trees and candlesticks chilling in front of the God of the earth, fr.
These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth.
If anyone tries to step to them, fire's gonna blast outta their mouths and toast their enemies; if you mess with them, you’re done, periodt.
And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed.
They can shut up the heavens so it won’t rain during their prophecy days, and they can turn water into blood and drop plagues whenever they want.
These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.
Once they wrap up their testimony, the beast from the bottomless pit’s gonna kick off a war and take them out, savage.
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them.
Their bodies will chill out in the street of the big city, which is kind of like Sodom and Egypt, where our Lord got crucified.
And their dead bodies {shall lie} in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified.
People from all over will see their dead bodies for three and a half days and won’t let them get buried, that’s sus.
And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves.
Those living on the earth will throw a party over them, swapping gifts 'cause these two prophets were straight-up giving them hell.
And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
After three and a half days, the Spirit of life from God hits them, and they’re back on their feet; everyone watching is shook.
And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.
Then they hear this booming voice from heaven saying, "Come up here," and they rise in a cloud while their enemies peep, lit.
And they heard a great voice from heaven saying unto them, Come up hither. And they ascended up to heaven in a cloud; and their enemies beheld them.
Right then, there’s a massive quake, a tenth of the city crumbles, and 7,000 people get taken out; the rest are freaked and give glory to God.
And the same hour was there a great earthquake, and the tenth part of the city fell, and in the earthquake were slain of men seven thousand: and the remnant were affrighted, and gave glory to the God of heaven. {of men: Gr. names of men}
The second woe is done; now the third woe is coming in hot.
The second woe is past; {and}, behold, the third woe cometh quickly.
The seventh angel drops a sound, and loud voices in heaven are like, "The kingdoms of this world are now the kingdoms of our Lord and His Christ; He’s about to reign forever."
And the seventh angel sounded; and there were great voices in heaven, saying, The kingdoms of this world are become {the kingdoms} of our Lord, and of his Christ; and he shall reign for ever and ever.
The 24 elders chilling before God hit the floor and worship Him, no cap.
And the four and twenty elders, which sat before God on their seats, fell upon their faces, and worshipped God,
They’re saying, "Thanks, Lord God Almighty, who was, is, and is to come; you took Your great power and kicked off Your reign."
Saying, We give thee thanks, O Lord God Almighty, which art, and wast, and art to come; because thou hast taken to thee thy great power, and hast reigned.
Nations are salty, Your wrath has come, and it’s time for the dead to be judged; rewards for Your prophets and saints, big and small, and to take out those who wreck the earth.
And the nations were angry, and thy wrath is come, and the time of the dead, that they should be judged, and that thou shouldest give reward unto thy servants the prophets, and to the saints, and them that fear thy name, small and great; and shouldest destroy them which destroy the earth. {destroy the earth: or, corrupt the earth}
The temple of God opened in heaven, and in it, I peeped the ark of His testament; there were lightning, voices, thunder, an earthquake, and big hail, fr.
And the temple of God was opened in heaven, and there was seen in his temple the ark of his testament: and there were lightnings, and voices, and thunderings, and an earthquake, and great hail.