Numbers Chapter 33

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Gen Z Vibe

These are the deets of the kids of Israel, who rolled out of Egypt with their crew led by Moses and Aaron.

Original Source

These {are} the journeys of the children of Israel, which went forth out of the land of Egypt with their armies under the hand of Moses and Aaron.

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Gen Z Vibe

Moses wrote down their moves as per the Lord’s directions: these are their travels as they bounced out.

Original Source

And Moses wrote their goings out according to their journeys by the commandment of the LORD: and these {are} their journeys according to their goings out.

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Gen Z Vibe

They dipped from Rameses in the first month, on the fifteenth day; right after Passover, the kids of Israel showed off hard in front of all the Egyptians.

Original Source

And they departed from Rameses in the first month, on the fifteenth day of the first month; on the morrow after the passover the children of Israel went out with an high hand in the sight of all the Egyptians.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Egyptians were busy laying to rest all their firstborn, which the Lord had taken; He also dropped some serious judgments on their gods.

Original Source

For the Egyptians buried all {their} firstborn, which the LORD had smitten among them: upon their gods also the LORD executed judgments.

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Gen Z Vibe

The kids of Israel bounced from Rameses and camped in Succoth.

Original Source

And the children of Israel removed from Rameses, and pitched in Succoth.

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Gen Z Vibe

So they rolled out from Succoth and pitched in Etham, which is on the edge of the wild.

Original Source

And they departed from Succoth, and pitched in Etham, which {is} in the edge of the wilderness.

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Gen Z Vibe

They moved on from Etham and turned back to Pi-hahiroth, right in front of Baal-zephon, and set up before Migdol.

Original Source

And they removed from Etham, and turned again unto Pihahiroth, which {is} before Baalzephon: and they pitched before Migdol.

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Gen Z Vibe

Leaving Pi-hahiroth, they cruised through the sea into the wild, going three days in the wilderness of Etham, and set up camp in Marah.

Original Source

And they departed from before Pihahiroth, and passed through the midst of the sea into the wilderness, and went three days' journey in the wilderness of Etham, and pitched in Marah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They departed Marah and rolled up to Elim: and in Elim, there were twelve lit fountains of water and seventy palm trees; they pitched there.

Original Source

And they removed from Marah, and came unto Elim: and in Elim {were} twelve fountains of water, and threescore and ten palm trees; and they pitched there.

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Gen Z Vibe

They bounced from Elim and camped by the Red Sea.

Original Source

And they removed from Elim, and encamped by the Red sea.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they jetted from the Red Sea and set up camp in the wilderness of Sin. Vibes.

Original Source

And they removed from the Red sea, and encamped in the wilderness of Sin.

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Gen Z Vibe

After that, they dipped out of the wilderness of Sin and camped in Dophkah. Bet.

Original Source

And they took their journey out of the wilderness of Sin, and encamped in Dophkah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They ghosted from Dophkah and pitched their tents in Alush.

Original Source

And they departed from Dophkah, and encamped in Alush.

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Gen Z Vibe

Rolling out from Alush, they set up at Rephidim, where there was no water to drink. Savage.

Original Source

And they removed from Alush, and encamped at Rephidim, where was no water for the people to drink.

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Gen Z Vibe

They jetted out from Rephidim and camped in the wilderness of Sinai.

Original Source

And they departed from Rephidim, and pitched in the wilderness of Sinai.

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Gen Z Vibe

They left the desert of Sinai and pitched at Kibroth-hattaavah. Lit.

Original Source

And they removed from the desert of Sinai, and pitched at Kibrothhattaavah. {Kibrothhattaavah: that is, the graves of lust}

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Gen Z Vibe

So they bounced from Kibroth-hattaavah and set up at Hazeroth.

Original Source

And they departed from Kibrothhattaavah, and encamped at Hazeroth.

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Gen Z Vibe

They dipped from Hazeroth and camped in Rithmah.

Original Source

And they departed from Hazeroth, and pitched in Rithmah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They peaced out from Rithmah and set up at Rimmon-parez.

Original Source

And they departed from Rithmah, and pitched at Rimmonparez.

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Gen Z Vibe

They rolled out from Rimmon-parez and pitched in Libnah.

Original Source

And they departed from Rimmonparez, and pitched in Libnah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They left Libnah and set up camp at Rissah.

Original Source

And they removed from Libnah, and pitched at Rissah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they bounced from Rissah and pitched at Kehelathah.

Original Source

And they journeyed from Rissah, and pitched in Kehelathah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Next, they rolled from Kehelathah and camped at mount Shapher.

Original Source

And they went from Kehelathah, and pitched in mount Shapher.

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Gen Z Vibe

They peaced out from mount Shapher and vibed at Haradah.

Original Source

And they removed from mount Shapher, and encamped in Haradah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they left Haradah and set up shop at Makheloth.

Original Source

And they removed from Haradah, and pitched in Makheloth.

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Gen Z Vibe

They moved on from Makheloth and chilled at Tahath.

Original Source

And they removed from Makheloth, and encamped at Tahath.

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Gen Z Vibe

They jetted from Tahath and pitched at Tarah.

Original Source

And they departed from Tahath, and pitched at Tarah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They bounced from Tarah and set up at Mithcah.

Original Source

And they removed from Tarah, and pitched in Mithcah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Cruising from Mithcah, they camped at Hashmonah.

Original Source

And they went from Mithcah, and pitched in Hashmonah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Finally, they dipped from Hashmonah and vibed at Moseroth.

Original Source

And they departed from Hashmonah, and encamped at Moseroth.

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Gen Z Vibe

They rolled out from Moseroth and set up camp in Bene-jaakan.

Original Source

And they departed from Moseroth, and pitched in Benejaakan.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they dipped from Bene-jaakan and pitched at Hor-hagidgad.

Original Source

And they removed from Benejaakan, and encamped at Horhagidgad.

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Gen Z Vibe

Next, they rolled out from Hor-hagidgad and camped in Jotbathah.

Original Source

And they went from Horhagidgad, and pitched in Jotbathah.

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Gen Z Vibe

They peaced out from Jotbathah and set up at Ebronah.

Original Source

And they removed from Jotbathah, and encamped at Ebronah.

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Gen Z Vibe

After that, they left Ebronah and camped at Ezion-gaber.

Original Source

And they departed from Ebronah, and encamped at Eziongaber.

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Gen Z Vibe

Bouncing from Ezion-gaber, they pitched in the wilderness of Zin, aka Kadesh.

Original Source

And they removed from Eziongaber, and pitched in the wilderness of Zin, which {is} Kadesh.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they moved on from Kadesh and camped at mount Hor, on the edge of Edom.

Original Source

And they removed from Kadesh, and pitched in mount Hor, in the edge of the land of Edom.

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Gen Z Vibe

So Aaron the priest went up mount Hor by God’s orders and passed away there, in the 40th year after the Israelites dipped from Egypt, on the first day of the fifth month.

Original Source

And Aaron the priest went up into mount Hor at the commandment of the LORD, and died there, in the fortieth year after the children of Israel were come out of the land of Egypt, in the first {day} of the fifth month.

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Gen Z Vibe

Aaron was 123 years old when he passed on at mount Hor.

Original Source

And Aaron {was} an hundred and twenty and three years old when he died in mount Hor.

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Gen Z Vibe

King Arad the Canaanite, chilling down south in Canaan, caught wind that the Israelites were rolling in.

Original Source

And king Arad the Canaanite, which dwelt in the south in the land of Canaan, heard of the coming of the children of Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

They bounced from mount Hor and set up camp in Zalmonah.

Original Source

And they departed from mount Hor, and pitched in Zalmonah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they dipped from Zalmonah and pitched in Punon.

Original Source

And they departed from Zalmonah, and pitched in Punon.

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Gen Z Vibe

After that, they rolled out from Punon and set up in Oboth.

Original Source

And they departed from Punon, and pitched in Oboth.

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Gen Z Vibe

They left Oboth and camped in Ije-abarim, right on the Moab border.

Original Source

And they departed from Oboth, and pitched in Ijeabarim, in the border of Moab. {Ijeabarim: or, heaps of Abarim}

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Gen Z Vibe

Next, they peaced out from Iim and pitched in Dibon-gad.

Original Source

And they departed from Iim, and pitched in Dibongad.

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Gen Z Vibe

They moved from Dibon-gad and chilled in Almon-diblathaim.

Original Source

And they removed from Dibongad, and encamped in Almondiblathaim.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then they dipped from Almon-diblathaim and set up in the mountains of Abarim, before Nebo.

Original Source

And they removed from Almondiblathaim, and pitched in the mountains of Abarim, before Nebo.

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Gen Z Vibe

Rollin' from the mountains of Abarim, they pitched in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho.

Original Source

And they departed from the mountains of Abarim, and pitched in the plains of Moab by Jordan {near} Jericho.

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Gen Z Vibe

They set up by Jordan, from Beth-jesimoth all the way to Abel-shittim in the plains of Moab.

Original Source

And they pitched by Jordan, from Bethjesimoth {even} unto Abelshittim in the plains of Moab. {Abelshittim: or, the plains of Shittim}

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Gen Z Vibe

And the Lord hit up Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan near Jericho, saying,

Original Source

And the LORD spake unto Moses in the plains of Moab by Jordan {near} Jericho, saying,

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, tell the squad of Israel, when you cross over Jordan into the land of Canaan, it’s gonna be lit.

Original Source

Speak unto the children of Israel, and say unto them, When ye are passed over Jordan into the land of Canaan;

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Gen Z Vibe

You gotta kick out all the locals living there, smash their idols, and tear down their high spots, no cap.

Original Source

Then ye shall drive out all the inhabitants of the land from before you, and destroy all their pictures, and destroy all their molten images, and quite pluck down all their high places:

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Gen Z Vibe

You’ll take over the land and chill there, 'cause I’ve blessed you with this land to own it.

Original Source

And ye shall dispossess {the inhabitants} of the land, and dwell therein: for I have given you the land to possess it.

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Gen Z Vibe

Split the land by lot for your fams: the more you got, the more land you snag; the less you got, the less land you get. Everyone gets what their lot lands on, based on your fam tribes.

Original Source

And ye shall divide the land by lot for an inheritance among your families: {and} to the more ye shall give the more inheritance, and to the fewer ye shall give the less inheritance: every man's {inheritance} shall be in the place where his lot falleth; according to the tribes of your fathers ye shall inherit. {give the more...: Heb. multiply his inheritance} {give the less...: Heb. diminish his inheritance}

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Gen Z Vibe

But if you don’t kick out the locals, they’re gonna be a pain in your eyes and sides, straight up annoying you in your new digs.

Original Source

But if ye will not drive out the inhabitants of the land from before you; then it shall come to pass, that those which ye let remain of them {shall be} pricks in your eyes, and thorns in your sides, and shall vex you in the land wherein ye dwell.

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Gen Z Vibe

Plus, I’m gonna do to you what I was planning to do to them, fr.

Original Source

Moreover it shall come to pass, {that} I shall do unto you, as I thought to do unto them.