Matthew Chapter 19
So, Jesus finished his convo and dipped from Galilee to the Judean vibes beyond the Jordan.
And it came to pass, {that} when Jesus had finished these sayings, he departed from Galilee, and came into the coasts of Judaea beyond Jordan;
A massive crew was with him, and he was out here healing everyone, no cap.
And great multitudes followed him; and he healed them there.
The Pharisees showed up, trying to test him, asking if it’s alright for a dude to bounce from his wife for any reason.
The Pharisees also came unto him, tempting him, and saying unto him, Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?
He fired back, "Y'all haven’t peeped the OG script? The Creator made them male and female right from the start."
And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made {them} at the beginning made them male and female,
He was like, "For this reason, a dude leaves his fam and vibes with his wife, turning into one whole person."
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
So, they ain’t two anymore, but one solid vibe. What God hooked up, no one should break, periodt.
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
They shot back, "Then why did Moses say to write a divorce note and send her packing?"
They say unto him, Why did Moses then command to give a writing of divorcement, and to put her away?
He responded, "Moses allowed that because your hearts were hard, but it wasn't designed like that from the beginning."
He saith unto them, Moses because of the hardness of your hearts suffered you to put away your wives: but from the beginning it was not so.
And I’m saying, if anyone ditches their wife except for cheating and marries someone else, that’s straight-up adultery; and the one who marries the ditched is also being sus.
And I say unto you, Whosoever shall put away his wife, except {it be} for fornication, and shall marry another, committeth adultery: and whoso marrieth her which is put away doth commit adultery.
His crew said, "If that’s how it is between a guy and his wife, then maybe it ain’t worth it to get hitched."
His disciples say unto him, If the case of the man be so with {his} wife, it is not good to marry.
But he told them, "Not everyone can vibe with this, only those who are meant for it."
But he said unto them, All {men} cannot receive this saying, save {they} to whom it is given.
Some folks are born like that, some are made that way by others, and some choose to live like that for the kingdom. If you can handle it, go for it.
For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from {their} mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive {it}, let him receive {it}.
Then they brought little kids to him so he could bless them, but the disciples were like, "Nah, chill out."
Then were there brought unto him little children, that he should put {his} hands on them, and pray: and the disciples rebuked them.
But Jesus was like, "Let the kids come through, don’t stop them, 'cause the kingdom of heaven is all about them."
But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
He blessed them and dipped.
And he laid {his} hands on them, and departed thence.
Then this dude rolled up and was like, "Yo, Good Master, what’s the deal for eternal life?"
And, behold, one came and said unto him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do, that I may have eternal life?
Jesus responded, "Why you calling me good? Only God is the GOAT. But if you wanna live, keep the commandments."
And he said unto him, Why callest thou me good? {there is} none good but one, {that is}, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.
The dude asked, "Which ones?" Jesus said, "Don’t kill, don’t cheat, don’t steal, don’t lie."
He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,
"Honor your parents, and love your neighbor like you love yourself."
Honour thy father and {thy} mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.
The young dude said, "I’ve been doing all that since I was a kid. What else am I missing?"
The young man saith unto him, All these things have I kept from my youth up: what lack I yet?
Jesus was like, "If you wanna be goated, sell your stuff and give to the poor, then roll with me for treasure in heaven."
Jesus said unto him, If thou wilt be perfect, go {and} sell that thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come {and} follow me.
But the guy bounced, feeling all sad, 'cause he had mad dough.
But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
Then Jesus told his crew, "For real, it’s tough for a rich dude to get into heaven."
Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
And I’m saying, it’s easier for a camel to slip through a needle than for a rich dude to enter God’s kingdom.
And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
The homies were shook, like, "So who can actually be saved?"
When his disciples heard {it}, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?
But Jesus looked at them and said, "With humans, that’s a no-go; but with God, anything’s possible, fr."
But Jesus beheld {them}, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible.
Then Peter was like, "Yo, we left everything to follow you; what’s in it for us?"
Then answered Peter and said unto him, Behold, we have forsaken all, and followed thee; what shall we have therefore?
And Jesus replied, "Listen up, those who roll with me will vibe in glory, sitting on twelve thrones judging Israel’s tribes."
And Jesus said unto them, Verily I say unto you, That ye which have followed me, in the regeneration when the Son of man shall sit in the throne of his glory, ye also shall sit upon twelve thrones, judging the twelve tribes of Israel.
And everyone who gave up homes or fam for my name will get a hundredfold back and live forever, no cap.
And every one that hath forsaken houses, or brethren, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, for my name's sake, shall receive an hundredfold, and shall inherit everlasting life.
But peep this: the first will be last, and the last will be first.
But many {that are} first shall be last; and the last {shall be} first.