Job Chapter 22

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Gen Z Vibe

So Eliphaz the Temanite was like, "Ayo, listen up, I got some thoughts to share."

Original Source

Then Eliphaz the Temanite answered and said,

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Gen Z Vibe

Can a person really connect with God, like, is that wise guy energy even real?

Original Source

Can a man be profitable unto God, as he that is wise may be profitable unto himself? {as he...: or, if he may be profitable, doth his good success depend thereon?}

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Gen Z Vibe

Does the Almighty even give a hoot if you’re living right? Or is it just a flex for Him if you’re on point?

Original Source

{Is it} any pleasure to the Almighty, that thou art righteous? or {is it} gain {to him}, that thou makest thy ways perfect?

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Gen Z Vibe

Is He gonna call you out 'cause you’re acting sus? Or roll into judgment with you?

Original Source

Will he reprove thee for fear of thee? will he enter with thee into judgment?

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Gen Z Vibe

Your wickedness is lowkey huge, and your wrongs are off the charts, fr.

Original Source

{Is} not thy wickedness great? and thine iniquities infinite?

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Gen Z Vibe

You took a pledge from your homie for nothing and left the naked out here, no cap.

Original Source

For thou hast taken a pledge from thy brother for nought, and stripped the naked of their clothing. {the naked...: Heb. the clothes of the naked}

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Gen Z Vibe

You didn’t even hook up the tired folks with water, and you held back food from the hungry, savage.

Original Source

Thou hast not given water to the weary to drink, and thou hast withholden bread from the hungry.

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Gen Z Vibe

But the strong dude had the land, and the righteous peeps were chilling there.

Original Source

But {as for} the mighty man, he had the earth; and the honourable man dwelt in it. {mighty...: Heb. man of arm} {honourable...: Heb. eminent, or, accepted for countenance}

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Gen Z Vibe

You sent widows away empty-handed, and the fatherless are straight struggling.

Original Source

Thou hast sent widows away empty, and the arms of the fatherless have been broken.

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Gen Z Vibe

So, like, traps are all around you, and sudden fear is totally messing with your vibe.

Original Source

Therefore snares {are} round about thee, and sudden fear troubleth thee;

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Gen Z Vibe

Or like, total darkness where you can’t see anything; the waters are just covering you, no cap.

Original Source

Or darkness, {that} thou canst not see; and abundance of waters cover thee.

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Gen Z Vibe

Ain’t God just chilling up high in heaven? Look at the stars, they’re lit, like, super high!

Original Source

{Is} not God in the height of heaven? and behold the height of the stars, how high they are! {height of the stars: Heb. head of the stars}

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Gen Z Vibe

And you’re like, "How does God even peep this? Can He judge through all that dark cloud?"

Original Source

And thou sayest, How doth God know? can he judge through the dark cloud? {How: or, What}

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Gen Z Vibe

Thick clouds are kinda like His vibe check; He sees through it all; He’s walking in the heavenly circuit, fr.

Original Source

Thick clouds {are} a covering to him, that he seeth not; and he walketh in the circuit of heaven.

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Gen Z Vibe

You peeped the ancient path where savage dudes used to roll?

Original Source

Hast thou marked the old way which wicked men have trodden?

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Gen Z Vibe

They got cut off way too soon, their foundation got wiped out by a flood, straight up.

Original Source

Which were cut down out of time, whose foundation was overflown with a flood: {whose...: Heb. a flood was poured upon their foundation}

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Gen Z Vibe

They were like, "God, just bounce from us; what can the Almighty even do for them?"

Original Source

Which said unto God, Depart from us: and what can the Almighty do for them? {for: or, to}

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Gen Z Vibe

But still, He filled their cribs with solid stuff; the wicked's plans seem sus to me.

Original Source

Yet he filled their houses with good {things}: but the counsel of the wicked is far from me.

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Gen Z Vibe

The righteous see what’s up and are vibing: the innocent are out here laughing at them.

Original Source

The righteous see {it}, and are glad: and the innocent laugh them to scorn.

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Gen Z Vibe

Our stuff ain't getting wrecked, but the leftovers? Fire’s totally eating them up.

Original Source

Whereas our substance is not cut down, but the remnant of them the fire consumeth. {substance: or, estate} {the remnant...: or, their excellency}

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Gen Z Vibe

Get to know Him, and chill; solid vibes will come your way.

Original Source

Acquaint now thyself with him, and be at peace: thereby good shall come unto thee. {him: that is, God}

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, take in His words and keep them close to your heart.

Original Source

Receive, I pray thee, the law from his mouth, and lay up his words in thine heart.

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Gen Z Vibe

If you bounce back to the Almighty, He’ll lift you up and help you shake off the bad vibes.

Original Source

If thou return to the Almighty, thou shalt be built up, thou shalt put away iniquity far from thy tabernacles.

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Gen Z Vibe

You’ll stack gold like it’s nothing, and Ophir’s gold will feel like pebbles.

Original Source

Then shalt thou lay up gold as dust, and the {gold} of Ophir as the stones of the brooks. {as dust: or, on the dust}

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Gen Z Vibe

The Almighty's got your back, and you'll have mad silver, no cap.

Original Source

Yea, the Almighty shall be thy defence, and thou shalt have plenty of silver. {defence: or, gold} {plenty...: Heb. silver of strength}

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Gen Z Vibe

Then you’ll find joy in the Almighty and look up to God.

Original Source

For then shalt thou have thy delight in the Almighty, and shalt lift up thy face unto God.

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Gen Z Vibe

Just pray to Him, and He’ll hear you; you’ll keep your promises.

Original Source

Thou shalt make thy prayer unto him, and he shall hear thee, and thou shalt pay thy vows.

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Gen Z Vibe

Speak it into existence, and it’ll happen; light will shine on your path.

Original Source

Thou shalt also decree a thing, and it shall be established unto thee: and the light shall shine upon thy ways.

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Gen Z Vibe

When people are down, you’ll be like, “There’s hope!” and He’ll save the humble.

Original Source

When {men} are cast down, then thou shalt say, {There is} lifting up; and he shall save the humble person. {the humble...: Heb. him that hath low eyes}

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Gen Z Vibe

He’ll rescue the innocent, and it’s all good thanks to your pure vibes.

Original Source

He shall deliver the island of the innocent: and it is delivered by the pureness of thine hands. {He shall...: or, The innocent shall deliver the island}