Jeremiah Chapter 28

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Gen Z Vibe

So, in that same year when Zedekiah was ruling over Judah, in the fourth year and fifth month, Hananiah the prophet from Gibeon rolled up on me at the Lord's crib, with all the priests and people tuned in, saying,

Original Source

And it came to pass the same year, in the beginning of the reign of Zedekiah king of Judah, in the fourth year, {and} in the fifth month, {that} Hananiah the son of Azur the prophet, which {was} of Gibeon, spake unto me in the house of the LORD, in the presence of the priests and of all the people, saying,

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Gen Z Vibe

The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, is like, "I just demolished the vibe of the king of Babylon."

Original Source

Thus speaketh the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel, saying, I have broken the yoke of the king of Babylon.

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Gen Z Vibe

In two years, I’m bringing back all the stuff from the Lord's crib that Nebuchadnezzar swiped to Babylon, no cap.

Original Source

Within two full years will I bring again into this place all the vessels of the LORD'S house, that Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon took away from this place, and carried them to Babylon: {two...: Heb. two years of days}

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Gen Z Vibe

I’m also bringing back Jeconiah, son of Jehoiakim, king of Judah, along with all the captives from Babylon, says the Lord, 'cause I’m smashing that Babylonian yoke.

Original Source

And I will bring again to this place Jeconiah the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah, with all the captives of Judah, that went into Babylon, saith the LORD: for I will break the yoke of the king of Babylon. {captives: Heb. captivity}

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Gen Z Vibe

Then Jeremiah was like, “Yo, Hananiah, in front of all the priests and people at the Lord's crib, check this out.”

Original Source

Then the prophet Jeremiah said unto the prophet Hananiah in the presence of the priests, and in the presence of all the people that stood in the house of the LORD,

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Gen Z Vibe

Jeremiah said, “For real! The Lord's gonna pull through with what you said, bringing back the vessels and all the captives from Babylon.”

Original Source

Even the prophet Jeremiah said, Amen: the LORD do so: the LORD perform thy words which thou hast prophesied, to bring again the vessels of the LORD'S house, and all that is carried away captive, from Babylon into this place.

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Gen Z Vibe

But for real, peep this word I’m dropping in your ears and everyone else's.

Original Source

Nevertheless hear thou now this word that I speak in thine ears, and in the ears of all the people;

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Gen Z Vibe

Old prophets before us were calling out against many nations and massive kingdoms, about war, evil, and pestilence, fr.

Original Source

The prophets that have been before me and before thee of old prophesied both against many countries, and against great kingdoms, of war, and of evil, and of pestilence.

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Gen Z Vibe

A prophet who speaks peace will be known when their word comes to pass, then you’ll know the Lord sent them, periodt.

Original Source

The prophet which prophesieth of peace, when the word of the prophet shall come to pass, {then} shall the prophet be known, that the LORD hath truly sent him.

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Gen Z Vibe

Then Hananiah snatched the yoke off Jeremiah's neck and smashed it, pure savage.

Original Source

Then Hananiah the prophet took the yoke from off the prophet Jeremiah's neck, and brake it.

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Gen Z Vibe

Hananiah told everyone, “The Lord says I’m smashing the yoke of Nebuchadnezzar from all nations in two years.” Then Jeremiah just bounced.

Original Source

And Hananiah spake in the presence of all the people, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Even so will I break the yoke of Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon from the neck of all nations within the space of two full years. And the prophet Jeremiah went his way.

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Gen Z Vibe

After Hananiah busted the yoke off Jeremiah, the Lord hit Jeremiah with a word, saying,

Original Source

Then the word of the LORD came unto Jeremiah {the prophet}, after that Hananiah the prophet had broken the yoke from off the neck of the prophet Jeremiah, saying,

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Gen Z Vibe

“Go tell Hananiah this: You broke wooden yokes, but you’re about to make them iron ones, bet.”

Original Source

Go and tell Hananiah, saying, Thus saith the LORD; Thou hast broken the yokes of wood; but thou shalt make for them yokes of iron.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Lord of hosts, the God of Israel, said, “I’ve put an iron yoke on these nations so they serve Nebuchadnezzar, and yeah, they will.”

Original Source

For thus saith the LORD of hosts, the God of Israel; I have put a yoke of iron upon the neck of all these nations, that they may serve Nebuchadnezzar king of Babylon; and they shall serve him: and I have given him the beasts of the field also.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jeremiah was like, “Listen, Hananiah, the Lord didn’t send you; you’re getting people to believe in lies.”

Original Source

Then said the prophet Jeremiah unto Hananiah the prophet, Hear now, Hananiah; The LORD hath not sent thee; but thou makest this people to trust in a lie.

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Gen Z Vibe

So the Lord said, “I’m gonna remove you from the earth; this year you’re going to kick the bucket for teaching rebellion against Him.”

Original Source

Therefore thus saith the LORD; Behold, I will cast thee from off the face of the earth: this year thou shalt die, because thou hast taught rebellion against the LORD. {rebellion: Heb. revolt}

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Gen Z Vibe

And Hananiah died that same year in the seventh month, no cap.

Original Source

So Hananiah the prophet died the same year in the seventh month.