2 Kings Chapter 15

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Gen Z Vibe

So, in the 27th year of Jeroboam's reign, Azariah, son of Amaziah, kicked off his time as king in Judah. Major vibes.

Original Source

In the twenty and seventh year of Jeroboam king of Israel began Azariah son of Amaziah king of Judah to reign. {Azariah: also called, Uzziah}

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Gen Z Vibe

At just 16 years old, he stepped up to the throne and ruled for 52 summers in Jerusalem. His mom? Jecholiah from Jerusalem, no cap.

Original Source

Sixteen years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned two and fifty years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name {was} Jecholiah of Jerusalem.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was keeping it real with the Lord, just like his dad Amaziah did; periodt.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} right in the sight of the LORD, according to all that his father Amaziah had done;

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Gen Z Vibe

But those high places? Still chilling. Folks were out there sacrificing and burning incense like it was totally sus.

Original Source

Save that the high places were not removed: the people sacrificed and burnt incense still on the high places.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Lord smote the king with leprosy until he passed, and he was living in a different spot. His son Jotham was judging the land, fr.

Original Source

And the LORD smote the king, so that he was a leper unto the day of his death, and dwelt in a several house. And Jotham the king's son {was} over the house, judging the people of the land.

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Gen Z Vibe

Everything else Azariah was about? It’s all in the chronicles of Judah's kings, bet.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Azariah, and all that he did, {are} they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

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Gen Z Vibe

Eventually, Azariah kicked the bucket, and they put him to rest with his fam in David's city. Jotham stepped up next.

Original Source

So Azariah slept with his fathers; and they buried him with his fathers in the city of David: and Jotham his son reigned in his stead.

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Gen Z Vibe

In the 38th year of Azariah, Zachariah, son of Jeroboam, ruled Israel from Samaria for just six months. Lit.

Original Source

In the thirty and eighth year of Azariah king of Judah did Zachariah the son of Jeroboam reign over Israel in Samaria six months.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was totally wicked in the Lord's eyes, just like his dad. Didn't ditch the sins of Jeroboam; that's savage.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} evil in the sight of the LORD, as his fathers had done: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.

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Gen Z Vibe

Shallum, son of Jabesh, schemed against him, took him out in front of the crowd, and then he became king. Pop off.

Original Source

And Shallum the son of Jabesh conspired against him, and smote him before the people, and slew him, and reigned in his stead.

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Gen Z Vibe

Yo, you wanna know more about Zachariah? All the details are in the book of the kings of Israel, for real.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Zachariah, behold, they {are} written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

God straight up told Jehu, "Your line will chill on the throne for four generations." And that was straight facts.

Original Source

This {was} the word of the LORD which he spake unto Jehu, saying, Thy sons shall sit on the throne of Israel unto the fourth {generation}. And so it came to pass.

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Gen Z Vibe

Shallum, son of Jabesh, started his rule in Uzziah's thirty-ninth year and held the crown for a hot month in Samaria.

Original Source

Shallum the son of Jabesh began to reign in the nine and thirtieth year of Uzziah king of Judah; and he reigned a full month in Samaria. {Uzziah: Gr. Ozias} {a full...: Heb. a month of days}

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Gen Z Vibe

Menahem, son of Gadi, rolled in from Tirzah, took out Shallum in Samaria, and snagged the throne, no cap.

Original Source

For Menahem the son of Gadi went up from Tirzah, and came to Samaria, and smote Shallum the son of Jabesh in Samaria, and slew him, and reigned in his stead.

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Gen Z Vibe

All the other shady stuff Shallum was up to? Yup, it’s in the book of the kings of Israel too, periodt.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Shallum, and his conspiracy which he made, behold, they {are} written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

Menahem went hard on Tiphsah and everyone there 'cause they didn’t vibe with him; he took them down, including the pregnant ladies, savage.

Original Source

Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that {were} therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not {to him}, therefore he smote {it; and} all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.

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Gen Z Vibe

In Uzziah's thirty-ninth year, Menahem, son of Gadi, took over Israel and reigned for ten years in Samaria, no cap.

Original Source

In the nine and thirtieth year of Azariah king of Judah began Menahem the son of Gadi to reign over Israel, {and reigned} ten years in Samaria.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was sus in God's eyes, never backed away from the wrongs Jeroboam did, who led Israel to chaos.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} evil in the sight of the LORD: he departed not all his days from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.

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Gen Z Vibe

Pul, king of Assyria, came through, and Menahem dropped a thousand talents of silver to keep him chill, bet.

Original Source

{And} Pul the king of Assyria came against the land: and Menahem gave Pul a thousand talents of silver, that his hand might be with him to confirm the kingdom in his hand.

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Gen Z Vibe

Menahem gathered cash from all the rich peeps in Israel, fifty shekels each, to send to the Assyrian king. Then he dipped and didn’t stick around.

Original Source

And Menahem exacted the money of Israel, {even} of all the mighty men of wealth, of each man fifty shekels of silver, to give to the king of Assyria. So the king of Assyria turned back, and stayed not there in the land. {exacted: Heb. caused to come forth}

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Gen Z Vibe

The rest of Menahem's actions and everything he did? You bet they're in the chronicles of the kings of Israel, fam.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Menahem, and all that he did, {are} they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel?

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Gen Z Vibe

Menahem kicked it with his fam, and his son Pekahiah took over, periodt.

Original Source

And Menahem slept with his fathers; and Pekahiah his son reigned in his stead.

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Gen Z Vibe

In the fiftieth year of Azariah, king of Judah, Pekahiah, Menahem's son, popped off in Samaria for two years.

Original Source

In the fiftieth year of Azariah king of Judah Pekahiah the son of Menahem began to reign over Israel in Samaria, {and reigned} two years.

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Gen Z Vibe

Dude was sus in the Lord's eyes, didn’t ditch the sins of Jeroboam, who got Israel all messed up.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} evil in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.

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Gen Z Vibe

But Pekah, Remaliah's son, was like, “Nah,” and plotted against him, took him out in the palace with fifty Gilead homies.

Original Source

But Pekah the son of Remaliah, a captain of his, conspired against him, and smote him in Samaria, in the palace of the king's house, with Argob and Arieh, and with him fifty men of the Gileadites: and he killed him, and reigned in his room.

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Gen Z Vibe

The rest of Pekahiah's deeds? Yeah, they’re documented in the chronicles of the kings of Israel, no cap.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Pekahiah, and all that he did, behold, they {are} written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

In the fifty-second year of Azariah, Pekah, Remaliah's son, started his reign in Samaria for twenty years.

Original Source

In the two and fiftieth year of Azariah king of Judah Pekah the son of Remaliah began to reign over Israel in Samaria, {and reigned} twenty years.

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Gen Z Vibe

He was also sus in the Lord's eyes, sticking to the sins of Jeroboam, who made Israel mess up.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} evil in the sight of the LORD: he departed not from the sins of Jeroboam the son of Nebat, who made Israel to sin.

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Gen Z Vibe

During Pekah's time, Tiglath-pileser from Assyria rolled in, taking Ijon, Abel-beth-maachah, Janoah, Kedesh, Hazor, Gilead, and Galilee, snatching up all of Naphtali, no cap.

Original Source

In the days of Pekah king of Israel came Tiglathpileser king of Assyria, and took Ijon, and Abelbethmaachah, and Janoah, and Kedesh, and Hazor, and Gilead, and Galilee, all the land of Naphtali, and carried them captive to Assyria.

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Gen Z Vibe

Hoshea, Elah's son, was like, “I’m done,” and plotted against Pekah, took him out, and reigned in his place during Jotham's twentieth year.

Original Source

And Hoshea the son of Elah made a conspiracy against Pekah the son of Remaliah, and smote him, and slew him, and reigned in his stead, in the twentieth year of Jotham the son of Uzziah.

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Gen Z Vibe

The rest of Pekah's moves and everything he did? Yep, it's all in the chronicles of the kings of Israel, no cap.

Original Source

And the rest of the acts of Pekah, and all that he did, behold, they {are} written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

In the second year of Pekah, Jotham, Uzziah's son, started his reign in Judah, and it was lit.

Original Source

In the second year of Pekah the son of Remaliah king of Israel began Jotham the son of Uzziah king of Judah to reign.

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Gen Z Vibe

Dude was 25 when he took the throne and ruled for 16 years in Jerusalem. His mom, Jerusha, was Zadok's daughter, fr.

Original Source

Five and twenty years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned sixteen years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name {was} Jerusha, the daughter of Zadok.

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Gen Z Vibe

He kept it 100 in the Lord's eyes, doing all the right moves just like his dad Uzziah.

Original Source

And he did {that which was} right in the sight of the LORD: he did according to all that his father Uzziah had done.

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Gen Z Vibe

But those high places? Still a vibe; people kept sacrificing and burning incense there. He even built the higher gate of the Lord’s house.

Original Source

Howbeit the high places were not removed: the people sacrificed and burned incense still in the high places. He built the higher gate of the house of the LORD.

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Gen Z Vibe

The rest of Jotham's actions? They’re also in the chronicles of the kings of Judah, for real.

Original Source

Now the rest of the acts of Jotham, and all that he did, {are} they not written in the book of the chronicles of the kings of Judah?

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Gen Z Vibe

Back in the day, the Lord started sending Rezin, the king of Syria, and Pekah against Judah, and it was kinda sus.

Original Source

In those days the LORD began to send against Judah Rezin the king of Syria, and Pekah the son of Remaliah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jotham passed away and was buried with his fam in David's city; then his son Ahaz took over, and that was a whole vibe.

Original Source

And Jotham slept with his fathers, and was buried with his fathers in the city of David his father: and Ahaz his son reigned in his stead.