2 Chronicles Chapter 25
So Amaziah was 25 when he kicked off his reign, and he ruled for 29 years in Jerusalem. His mom was Jehoaddan, straight outta Jerusalem.
Amaziah {was} twenty and five years old {when} he began to reign, and he reigned twenty and nine years in Jerusalem. And his mother's name {was} Jehoaddan of Jerusalem.
He did what was solid in God's eyes, but his heart was kinda sus.
And he did {that which was} right in the sight of the LORD, but not with a perfect heart.
Once he had the kingdom, he went off and took out the servants who took out his pops, the king.
Now it came to pass, when the kingdom was established to him, that he slew his servants that had killed the king his father. {established...: Heb. confirmed upon him}
But he didn’t mess with their kids, keeping it real like it says in Moses' law: parents ain’t responsible for their kids, and vice versa. Everybody's gotta own their own baggage.
But he slew not their children, but {did} as {it is} written in the law in the book of Moses, where the LORD commanded, saying, The fathers shall not die for the children, neither shall the children die for the fathers, but every man shall die for his own sin.
Amaziah gathered up Judah and made them captains over thousands and hundreds, based on their fams, counting them from 20 and older. He found 300k solid dudes ready to pop off in battle, armed with spears and shields.
Moreover Amaziah gathered Judah together, and made them captains over thousands, and captains over hundreds, according to the houses of {their} fathers, throughout all Judah and Benjamin: and he numbered them from twenty years old and above, and found them three hundred thousand choice {men, able} to go forth to war, that could handle spear and shield.
He even hired 100k fired-up warriors from Israel for a hundred talents of silver.
He hired also an hundred thousand mighty men of valour out of Israel for an hundred talents of silver.
Then a man of God rolled through and said, "Yo king, don’t take the Israel army with you; God ain’t vibing with them, especially the kids of Ephraim."
But there came a man of God to him, saying, O king, let not the army of Israel go with thee; for the LORD {is} not with Israel, {to wit, with} all the children of Ephraim.
But if you still wanna roll, be strong for the fight: God can make you win or take you out, no cap.
But if thou wilt go, do {it}, be strong for the battle: God shall make thee fall before the enemy: for God hath power to help, and to cast down.
Amaziah hit up the man of God, asking, "What about the hundred talents I gave to the Israel army?" The man of God replied, "The Lord can bless you with way more than that."
And Amaziah said to the man of God, But what shall we do for the hundred talents which I have given to the army of Israel? And the man of God answered, The LORD is able to give thee much more than this. {army: Heb. band}
So, Amaziah sent the Ephraim army packing, and they were mad upset at Judah, storming back in rage.
Then Amaziah separated them, {to wit}, the army that was come to him out of Ephraim, to go home again: wherefore their anger was greatly kindled against Judah, and they returned home in great anger. {home again: Heb. to their place} {in great...: Heb. in heat of anger}
Amaziah got his vibe up, rallied his crew, and hit the valley of salt, taking out ten thousand of Seir's kids.
And Amaziah strengthened himself, and led forth his people, and went to the valley of salt, and smote of the children of Seir ten thousand.
Judah’s squad took another ten thousand alive, dragged them to the top of the rock, and sent them crashing down like, "That’s savage."
And {other} ten thousand {left} alive did the children of Judah carry away captive, and brought them unto the top of the rock, and cast them down from the top of the rock, that they all were broken in pieces.
But the soldiers Amaziah sent back didn’t chill; they rolled through Judah’s cities, from Samaria to Beth-horon, took out three thousand, and snagged mad loot.
But the soldiers of the army which Amaziah sent back, that they should not go with him to battle, fell upon the cities of Judah, from Samaria even unto Bethhoron, and smote three thousand of them, and took much spoil. {the soldiers...: Heb. the sons of the band}
After he wiped out the Edomites, Amaziah brought back their gods, set them up as his new vibes, and started bowing down and burning incense like it was all good.
Now it came to pass, after that Amaziah was come from the slaughter of the Edomites, that he brought the gods of the children of Seir, and set them up {to be} his gods, and bowed down himself before them, and burned incense unto them.
This made the Lord mad, so He sent a prophet to Amaziah, like, “Why you flexing with gods that couldn’t even save their own peeps?”
Wherefore the anger of the LORD was kindled against Amaziah, and he sent unto him a prophet, which said unto him, Why hast thou sought after the gods of the people, which could not deliver their own people out of thine hand?
While they were chatting, the king was like, “You got the king’s rizz? Chill, or you might catch these hands.” The prophet backed off, knowing God was ready to take him down for ignoring the advice.
And it came to pass, as he talked with him, that {the king} said unto him, Art thou made of the king's counsel? forbear; why shouldest thou be smitten? Then the prophet forbare, and said, I know that God hath determined to destroy thee, because thou hast done this, and hast not hearkened unto my counsel. {determined: Heb. counselled}
Amaziah, king of Judah, took the hint and hit up Joash, son of Jehoahaz, king of Israel, saying, “Yo, let’s meet face to face.”
Then Amaziah king of Judah took advice, and sent to Joash, the son of Jehoahaz, the son of Jehu, king of Israel, saying, Come, let us see one another in the face.
Joash, king of Israel, replied to Amaziah, “The thistle in Lebanon hit up the cedar, asking to marry his daughter, but a wild beast stomped down the thistle. No cap.”
And Joash king of Israel sent to Amaziah king of Judah, saying, The thistle that {was} in Lebanon sent to the cedar that {was} in Lebanon, saying, Give thy daughter to my son to wife: and there passed by a wild beast that {was} in Lebanon, and trode down the thistle. {thistle: or, furze bush, or, thorn} {a wild...: Heb. a beast of the field}
You’re saying you took out the Edomites and feeling yourself? Chill at home; why mess around and make it worse for yourself and Judah?
Thou sayest, Lo, thou hast smitten the Edomites; and thine heart lifteth thee up to boast: abide now at home; why shouldest thou meddle to {thine} hurt, that thou shouldest fall, {even} thou, and Judah with thee?
But Amaziah didn’t listen; it was all part of God’s plan to hand them over to their enemies ‘cause they were vibing with the gods of Edom.
But Amaziah would not hear; for it {came} of God, that he might deliver them into the hand {of their enemies}, because they sought after the gods of Edom.
So Joash, the king of Israel, pulled up, and they locked eyes, both him and Amaziah, king of Judah, at Beth-shemesh, which is all Judah's turf.
So Joash the king of Israel went up; and they saw one another in the face, {both} he and Amaziah king of Judah, at Bethshemesh, which {belongeth} to Judah.
Judah got wrecked by Israel, and everyone bounced back to their tents, no cap.
And Judah was put to the worse before Israel, and they fled every man to his tent. {put...: Heb. smitten}
Joash, the king of Israel, snatched up Amaziah, king of Judah, the son of Joash, the son of Jehoahaz, at Beth-shemesh, and rolled him to Jerusalem, where he totally wrecked the wall from Ephraim gate to the corner gate, four hundred cubits.
And Joash the king of Israel took Amaziah king of Judah, the son of Joash, the son of Jehoahaz, at Bethshemesh, and brought him to Jerusalem, and brake down the wall of Jerusalem from the gate of Ephraim to the corner gate, four hundred cubits. {the corner...: Heb. the gate of it that looketh}
He took all the gold and silver, along with everything lit found in God's house with Obed-edom, plus the king's treasures and hostages, and bounced back to Samaria.
And {he took} all the gold and the silver, and all the vessels that were found in the house of God with Obededom, and the treasures of the king's house, the hostages also, and returned to Samaria.
Amaziah, the son of Joash, king of Judah, vibed for fifteen years after Joash, son of Jehoahaz, king of Israel, passed away.
And Amaziah the son of Joash king of Judah lived after the death of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Israel fifteen years.
Now, the rest of Amaziah's moves, both the good and the bad, you bet they’re documented in the book of the kings of Judah and Israel.
Now the rest of the acts of Amaziah, first and last, behold, {are} they not written in the book of the kings of Judah and Israel?
After Amaziah ghosted following the Lord, they plotted against him in Jerusalem; he bounced to Lachish, but they sent the squad after him and took him out there.
Now after the time that Amaziah did turn away from following the LORD they made a conspiracy against him in Jerusalem; and he fled to Lachish: but they sent to Lachish after him, and slew him there. {from...: Heb. from after} {made...: Heb. conspired a conspiracy}
They put him on horses and buried him with his fam in the city of Judah.
And they brought him upon horses, and buried him with his fathers in the city of Judah. {Judah: that is, the city of David}
