1 Corinthians Chapter 5

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Gen Z Vibe

So, I heard there's some wild stuff going down, like someone’s getting it on with his dad's wife. That’s straight-up sus.

Original Source

It is reported commonly {that there is} fornication among you, and such fornication as is not so much as named among the Gentiles, that one should have his father's wife.

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Gen Z Vibe

Instead of being all puffed up, y'all should be like, "This is messed up," and kick that dude to the curb.

Original Source

And ye are puffed up, and have not rather mourned, that he that hath done this deed might be taken away from among you.

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Gen Z Vibe

For real, even though I ain't there physically, I'm peeping this whole situation in spirit and judging it like I'm right there.

Original Source

For I verily, as absent in body, but present in spirit, have judged already, as though I were present, {concerning} him that hath so done this deed, {judged: or, determined}

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Gen Z Vibe

When you all gather in the name of our dude Jesus Christ, my spirit’s vibing with you, fueled by Jesus.

Original Source

In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, when ye are gathered together, and my spirit, with the power of our Lord Jesus Christ,

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Gen Z Vibe

It's time to hand that guy over to Satan to mess with his flesh so his spirit can be saved on the day of our Lord Jesus.

Original Source

To deliver such an one unto Satan for the destruction of the flesh, that the spirit may be saved in the day of the Lord Jesus.

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Gen Z Vibe

Your bragging is totally whack. Don’t you get that a little yeast messes up the whole dough?

Original Source

Your glorying {is} not good. Know ye not that a little leaven leaveneth the whole lump?

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Gen Z Vibe

So, toss out that old yeast and be a fresh batch, since you’re all unleavened. Christ is our dope passover sacrifice.

Original Source

Purge out therefore the old leaven, that ye may be a new lump, as ye are unleavened. For even Christ our passover is sacrificed for us: {is sacrificed; or, is slain}

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Gen Z Vibe

Let’s celebrate, but let’s not bring that old yeast or the drama of malice and wickedness; let’s keep it 100 with sincere and truthful vibes.

Original Source

Therefore let us keep the feast, not with old leaven, neither with the leaven of malice and wickedness; but with the unleavened {bread} of sincerity and truth. {the feast: or, holyday}

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Gen Z Vibe

I hit you up in a letter telling you to avoid fornicators.

Original Source

I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:

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Gen Z Vibe

But like, I’m not just talking about the fornicators in the world or the greedy, or the frauds, or the idol worshippers; if that was the case, you’d have to bounce from the world.

Original Source

Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.

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Gen Z Vibe

But now I’m saying don’t vibe with anyone who’s called a brother and is a fornicator, greedy, idolater, loudmouth, drunk, or scammer; don’t even eat with that crowd.

Original Source

But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.

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Gen Z Vibe

What’s my deal judging those outside? Aren't you supposed to be judging those inside?

Original Source

For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?

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Gen Z Vibe

God’s got the outsiders handled. So, boot that wicked person from your squad.

Original Source

But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.