1 Chronicles Chapter 2

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Gen Z Vibe

Here’s the crew from Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, plus Issachar and Zebulun,

Original Source

These {are} the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun, {Israel: or, Jacob}

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Gen Z Vibe

and don’t forget Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.

Original Source

Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.

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Gen Z Vibe

Judah's kids; Er, Onan, and Shelah: these three came from Shua, the Canaanitess. Er was sus to the Lord, so he got taken down.

Original Source

The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: {which} three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the LORD; and he slew him.

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Gen Z Vibe

Tamar, his daughter-in-law, birthed Pharez and Zerah. Judah's fam was five strong.

Original Source

And Tamar his daughter in law bare him Pharez and Zerah. All the sons of Judah {were} five.

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Gen Z Vibe

Pharez's kids; Hezron and Hamul.

Original Source

The sons of Pharez; Hezron, and Hamul.

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Gen Z Vibe

Zerah's sons include Zimri, Ethan, Heman, Calcol, and Dara: that’s five in total.

Original Source

And the sons of Zerah; Zimri, and Ethan, and Heman, and Calcol, and Dara: five of them in all. {Zimri: or, Zabdi} {Dara: or, Darda}

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Gen Z Vibe

Carmi's sons; Achar, the one who lowkey stirred things up in Israel and messed with the cursed goods.

Original Source

And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed. {Achar: or, Achan}

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Gen Z Vibe

Ethan's son; Azariah.

Original Source

And the sons of Ethan; Azariah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Hezron’s offspring; Jerahmeel, Ram, and Chelubai.

Original Source

The sons also of Hezron, that were born unto him; Jerahmeel, and Ram, and Chelubai. {Ram: Gr. Aram} {Chelubai: or, Caleb}

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Gen Z Vibe

Ram had Amminadab; then Amminadab had Nahshon, the heavy hitter of the Judah squad;

Original Source

And Ram begat Amminadab; and Amminadab begat Nahshon, prince of the children of Judah;

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Gen Z Vibe

Nahshon had Salma, and Salma had Boaz, no cap.

Original Source

And Nahshon begat Salma, and Salma begat Boaz, {Salma: also called, Salmon}

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Gen Z Vibe

Boaz had Obed, and then Obed had Jesse, straight up.

Original Source

And Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse,

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Gen Z Vibe

Jesse's firstborn was Eliab, followed by Abinadab, and Shimma came in third, periodt.

Original Source

And Jesse begat his firstborn Eliab, and Abinadab the second, and Shimma the third, {Shimma: or, Shammah}

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Gen Z Vibe

Nethaneel was the fourth, and Raddai the fifth, vibin'.

Original Source

Nethaneel the fourth, Raddai the fifth,

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Gen Z Vibe

Ozem was sixth, and David was the seventh, goated.

Original Source

Ozem the sixth, David the seventh:

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Gen Z Vibe

His sisters were Zeruiah and Abigail; Zeruiah's kids included Abishai, Joab, and Asahel, three in total.

Original Source

Whose sisters {were} Zeruiah, and Abigail. And the sons of Zeruiah; Abishai, and Joab, and Asahel, three.

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Gen Z Vibe

Abigail had Amasa, and Amasa’s pops was Jether the Ishmeelite, fr.

Original Source

And Abigail bare Amasa: and the father of Amasa {was} Jether the Ishmeelite. {Jether...: also called, Ithra an Israelite}

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Gen Z Vibe

Caleb, son of Hezron, had kids with his wife Azubah and Jerioth: their sons are Jesher, Shobab, and Ardon, lit.

Original Source

And Caleb the son of Hezron begat {children} of Azubah {his} wife, and of Jerioth: her sons {are} these; Jesher, and Shobab, and Ardon.

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Gen Z Vibe

When Azubah passed, Caleb scooped up Ephrath, and she had him Hur, no cap.

Original Source

And when Azubah was dead, Caleb took unto him Ephrath, which bare him Hur.

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Gen Z Vibe

Hur had Uri, and Uri had Bezaleel, that’s the tea.

Original Source

And Hur begat Uri, and Uri begat Bezaleel.

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Gen Z Vibe

So Hezron pulled up on Machir's daughter at 60, and they tied the knot. She gave birth to Segub.

Original Source

And afterward Hezron went in to the daughter of Machir the father of Gilead, whom he married when he {was} threescore years old; and she bare him Segub. {married: Heb. took}

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Gen Z Vibe

Segub had Jair, who was flexing with 23 cities in Gilead.

Original Source

And Segub begat Jair, who had three and twenty cities in the land of Gilead.

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Gen Z Vibe

He grabbed Geshur and Aram, plus Jair’s towns, and Kenath, totaling 60 cities. All this for Machir's fam, the Gilead crew.

Original Source

And he took Geshur, and Aram, with the towns of Jair, from them, with Kenath, and the towns thereof, {even} threescore cities. All these {belonged to} the sons of Machir the father of Gilead.

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Gen Z Vibe

After Hezron passed in Caleb-ephratah, his wife Abiah had Ashur, who became the pops of Tekoa.

Original Source

And after that Hezron was dead in Calebephratah, then Abiah Hezron's wife bare him Ashur the father of Tekoa.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jerahmeel, Hezron's firstborn, had sons: Ram, Bunah, Oren, Ozem, and Ahijah.

Original Source

And the sons of Jerahmeel the firstborn of Hezron were, Ram the firstborn, and Bunah, and Oren, and Ozem, {and} Ahijah.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jerahmeel had another lady named Atarah; she was the mom of Onam.

Original Source

Jerahmeel had also another wife, whose name {was} Atarah; she {was} the mother of Onam.

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Gen Z Vibe

Ram, Jerahmeel's firstborn, also had sons: Maaz, Jamin, and Eker.

Original Source

And the sons of Ram the firstborn of Jerahmeel were, Maaz, and Jamin, and Eker.

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Gen Z Vibe

Onam's sons were Shammai and Jada. Shammai’s crew featured Nadab and Abishur.

Original Source

And the sons of Onam were, Shammai, and Jada. And the sons of Shammai; Nadab, and Abishur.

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Gen Z Vibe

Abishur's wifey was Abihail; she had Ahban and Molid.

Original Source

And the name of the wife of Abishur {was} Abihail, and she bare him Ahban, and Molid.

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Gen Z Vibe

Nadab's sons included Seled and Appaim, but Seled bounced without kids.

Original Source

And the sons of Nadab; Seled, and Appaim: but Seled died without children.

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Gen Z Vibe

And the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And Ishi's sons; Sheshan. And the kids of Sheshan; Ahlai, no cap.

Original Source

And the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And the sons of Ishi; Sheshan. And the children of Sheshan; Ahlai.

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Gen Z Vibe

And the boys of Jada, bro of Shammai; Jether and Jonathan: but Jether bounced without kids, fr.

Original Source

And the sons of Jada the brother of Shammai; Jether, and Jonathan: and Jether died without children.

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Gen Z Vibe

And Jonathan’s kids; Peleth and Zaza. This was the squad of Jerahmeel, periodt.

Original Source

And the sons of Jonathan; Peleth, and Zaza. These were the sons of Jerahmeel.

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Gen Z Vibe

Now Sheshan had no sons, just daughters. He had a servant, an Egyptian dude named Jarha, vibes.

Original Source

Now Sheshan had no sons, but daughters. And Sheshan had a servant, an Egyptian, whose name {was} Jarha.

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Gen Z Vibe

So Sheshan hooked up his daughter with Jarha, his servant, and she had a kid named Attai, lit.

Original Source

And Sheshan gave his daughter to Jarha his servant to wife; and she bare him Attai.

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Gen Z Vibe

And Attai had Nathan, and Nathan had Zabad, no cap.

Original Source

And Attai begat Nathan, and Nathan begat Zabad,

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Gen Z Vibe

Zabad had Ephlal, and Ephlal had Obed, straight up.

Original Source

And Zabad begat Ephlal, and Ephlal begat Obed,

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Gen Z Vibe

Obed had Jehu, and Jehu had Azariah, savage.

Original Source

And Obed begat Jehu, and Jehu begat Azariah,

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Gen Z Vibe

Azariah had Helez, and Helez had Eleasah, bet.

Original Source

And Azariah begat Helez, and Helez begat Eleasah,

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Gen Z Vibe

Eleasah had Sisamai, and Sisamai had Shallum, pop off.

Original Source

And Eleasah begat Sisamai, and Sisamai begat Shallum,

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Gen Z Vibe

Shallum had Jekamiah, and then Jekamiah had Elishama. Family vibes, fr.

Original Source

And Shallum begat Jekamiah, and Jekamiah begat Elishama.

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Gen Z Vibe

Caleb, Jerahmeel's bro, had some lit kids: Mesha, the first, who's the dad of Ziph, and then Mareshah, who's the father of Hebron.

Original Source

Now the sons of Caleb the brother of Jerahmeel {were}, Mesha his firstborn, which was the father of Ziph; and the sons of Mareshah the father of Hebron.

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Gen Z Vibe

The crew from Hebron: Korah, Tappuah, Rekem, and Shema. Savage squad.

Original Source

And the sons of Hebron; Korah, and Tappuah, and Rekem, and Shema.

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Gen Z Vibe

Shema had Raham, who's the dad of Jorkoam, and Rekem had Shammai.

Original Source

And Shema begat Raham, the father of Jorkoam: and Rekem begat Shammai.

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Gen Z Vibe

Shammai's kid was Maon, and Maon is the OG of Beth-zur.

Original Source

And the son of Shammai {was} Maon: and Maon {was} the father of Bethzur.

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Gen Z Vibe

Ephah, Caleb's side chick, popped out Haran, Moza, and Gazez; Haran had Gazez too. Bussin' family tree.

Original Source

And Ephah, Caleb's concubine, bare Haran, and Moza, and Gazez: and Haran begat Gazez.

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Gen Z Vibe

Jahdai's kids are Regem, Jotham, Geshan, Pelet, Ephah, and Shaaph. No cap, that’s a whole vibe.

Original Source

And the sons of Jahdai; Regem, and Jotham, and Geshan, and Pelet, and Ephah, and Shaaph.

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Gen Z Vibe

Maachah, another one of Caleb’s concubines, had Sheber and Tirhanah.

Original Source

Maachah, Caleb's concubine, bare Sheber, and Tirhanah.

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Gen Z Vibe

She also had Shaaph, the dad of Madmannah, Sheva, who’s the father of Machbenah, and the dad of Gibea; Caleb's daughter was Achsah.

Original Source

She bare also Shaaph the father of Madmannah, Sheva the father of Machbenah, and the father of Gibea: and the daughter of Caleb {was} Achsah.

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Gen Z Vibe

These are the kids of Caleb, son of Hur, Ephratah's firstborn; Shobal is the pops of Kirjath-jearim.

Original Source

These were the sons of Caleb the son of Hur, the firstborn of Ephratah; Shobal the father of Kirjathjearim, {Ephratah: also called, Ephreth}

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Gen Z Vibe

Salma, the OG of Bethlehem, and Hareph, the father of Beth-gader.

Original Source

Salma the father of Bethlehem, Hareph the father of Bethgader.

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Gen Z Vibe

Shobal, the dude behind Kirjath-jearim, had some lit sons; Haroeh and half of the Manahethites.

Original Source

And Shobal the father of Kirjathjearim had sons; Haroeh, {and} half of the Manahethites. {Haroeh: or, Reaiah} {half...: or, half of the Menuchites, or, Hatsihammenuchoth}

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Gen Z Vibe

The fams of Kirjath-jearim; the Ithrites, Puhites, Shumathites, and Mishraites; from them came the Zareathites and Eshtaulites, no cap.

Original Source

And the families of Kirjathjearim; the Ithrites, and the Puhites, and the Shumathites, and the Mishraites; of them came the Zareathites, and the Eshtaulites.

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Gen Z Vibe

Salma's crew; Beth-lehem, the Netophathites, Ataroth, Joab's crib, and half of the Manahethites, plus the Zorites.

Original Source

The sons of Salma; Bethlehem, and the Netophathites, Ataroth, the house of Joab, and half of the Manahethites, the Zorites. {Ataroth...: or, Atarites, or, crowns of the house of Joab}

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Gen Z Vibe

The scribe fams chilling at Jabez; the Tirathites, Shimeathites, and Suchathites. These are the Kenites from Hemath, the father of the Rechab house.

Original Source

And the families of the scribes which dwelt at Jabez; the Tirathites, the Shimeathites, {and} Suchathites. These {are} the Kenites that came of Hemath, the father of the house of Rechab.