1 Chronicles Chapter 14

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Gen Z Vibe

So Hiram, the king of Tyre, slid into David's DMs with messengers and hooked him up with some epic cedar wood, plus masons and carpenters to whip up a fresh crib.

Original Source

Now Hiram king of Tyre sent messengers to David, and timber of cedars, with masons and carpenters, to build him an house.

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Gen Z Vibe

David noticed that the Lord had totally solidified his king status over Israel, since his kingdom was vibing high, all thanks to his crew.

Original Source

And David perceived that the LORD had confirmed him king over Israel, for his kingdom was lifted up on high, because of his people Israel.

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Gen Z Vibe

Out here, David was stacking more wives in Jerusalem, and he had a full squad of sons and daughters.

Original Source

And David took more wives at Jerusalem: and David begat more sons and daughters. {more: Heb. yet}

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Gen Z Vibe

Check it, here are the names of his kids he had in Jerusalem: Shammua, Shobab, Nathan, and Solomon, all just chilling.

Original Source

Now these {are} the names of {his} children which he had in Jerusalem; Shammua, and Shobab, Nathan, and Solomon,

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Gen Z Vibe

Then there’s Ibhar, Elishua, and Elpalet, just hanging in the fam.

Original Source

And Ibhar, and Elishua, and Elpalet,

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Gen Z Vibe

Also, Nogah, Nepheg, and Japhia joined the crew.

Original Source

And Nogah, and Nepheg, and Japhia,

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Gen Z Vibe

Don’t sleep on Elishama, Beeliada, and Eliphalet, just living their best lives.

Original Source

And Elishama, and Beeliada, and Eliphalet. {Beeliada: also called, Eliada}

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Gen Z Vibe

When the Philistines got wind that David was the new king, they pulled up to hunt him down. David peeped the vibe and stepped out to meet them.

Original Source

And when the Philistines heard that David was anointed king over all Israel, all the Philistines went up to seek David. And David heard {of it}, and went out against them.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Philistines rolled in and spread out in the valley of Rephaim, ready to brawl.

Original Source

And the Philistines came and spread themselves in the valley of Rephaim.

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Gen Z Vibe

David hit up God, asking, "Should I go at the Philistines? Will you hand them over to me?" And the Lord responded, "Do it; I’ve got your back."

Original Source

And David enquired of God, saying, Shall I go up against the Philistines? and wilt thou deliver them into mine hand? And the LORD said unto him, Go up; for I will deliver them into thine hand.

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Gen Z Vibe

So they cruised over to Baal–perazim, and David wrecked them there. He was like, "God just smashed through my enemies like a flood!" That’s why they dubbed the place Baal–perazim.

Original Source

So they came up to Baalperazim; and David smote them there. Then David said, God hath broken in upon mine enemies by mine hand like the breaking forth of waters: therefore they called the name of that place Baalperazim. {Baalperazim: that is, A place of breaches}

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Gen Z Vibe

After they ditched their gods, David called it, and they got burned in the fire.

Original Source

And when they had left their gods there, David gave a commandment, and they were burned with fire.

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Gen Z Vibe

The Philistines came back for round two and spread out again in the valley, trying their luck once more.

Original Source

And the Philistines yet again spread themselves abroad in the valley.

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Gen Z Vibe

David asked God again, and God said, "Don’t chase them; just turn around and hit them from the side by the mulberry trees."

Original Source

Therefore David enquired again of God; and God said unto him, Go not up after them; turn away from them, and come upon them over against the mulberry trees.

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Gen Z Vibe

When you catch a sound in the treetops, that’s your sign to hit the battlefield; God’s already out there wrecking the Philistine squad.

Original Source

And it shall be, when thou shalt hear a sound of going in the tops of the mulberry trees, {that} then thou shalt go out to battle: for God is gone forth before thee to smite the host of the Philistines.

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Gen Z Vibe

David followed God’s orders, and they crushed the Philistine army from Gibeon to Gazer.

Original Source

David therefore did as God commanded him: and they smote the host of the Philistines from Gibeon even to Gazer. {Gibeon: also called, Geba}

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Gen Z Vibe

David’s fame was skyrocketing, and the Lord made all the nations fear him.

Original Source

And the fame of David went out into all lands; and the LORD brought the fear of him upon all nations.